80-Year-Old “Super Cougar” Has Slept With Over 1,000 Men

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New App Helps Music And Sex Stay In Sync

There are a lot of different reasons to put music on during sex. In my personal experience the most common is to drown out the chaotic mix of moaning and clapping noises that occurs when two husky lovers engage in passionate love making. This is mostly for the sake of gaining privacy from any roommates within earshot, however there are those who use music to actually enhance their sexual relations.

If you’re one of those people who uses music to set a romantic mood, a new app called Bed Beats may be of interest.

Once the app is loaded on your phone it asks you to set your device on the bed before engaging in musical intercourse. It then uses your phone’s various sensors to detect the rhythm of you and your lover’s gyrating and selects a song that matches the tempo. All of this supposedly creates a playlist of songs that compliments the mood of you and your partner’s sexual energy, thereby enhancing the whole experience.

It also claims to help prevent a potentially sex-ruining song moment like being near climax and MMMBop starts to play.

While Bed Beats may seem like a novelty app at first sight, it’s gained quite a few positive reviews. According to one user,

“There’s nothing worse than fooling around and getting pulled out because the tempo changes or the lyrics are distracting. Sex is better with Bed Beats, my girlfriend and I get lost in the moment, in each other. The music adds to the sex, it doesn’t distract.”

Perhaps this is why the consistent beats of EDM are known for getting music fans in the mood for intense sex.

A while back we read about a music festival held in the woods around a quaint English town that started innocently enough but quickly became one massive outdoor orgy. The event’s organizers claimed it was never their intention for people to start banging throughout the forest, it’s just something that happens when the music reaches your soul. That and large amounts of party drugs people notoriously consume at EDM festivals, I suppose.

At any rate Bed Beats sounds like it may be a very useful app for music lovers or musical loving. There are certainly people who would enjoy starting out with a little light sex to R&B and ramp their way up to some rough death metal shit without ever having to change a playlist.

Via mirror.co.uk

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Vintage Harlot: Pervert Paparazzi

I’ve been obsessed with capturing images for most of my life. It doesn’t make much sense to my mom that I used my college education to learn how to properly light and frame smut, but mixing my love of photography and porno into one fail safe hobby was like a dream come true. In the beginning though, I wasn’t sure that I was going to be able to be a fierce one-woman porno machine so I looked around the Internet for some help.

Basically the deal was, if you called yourself a photographer, I believed you. The first few times I responded to Craigslist ads looking for models, I ended up in seedy motel rooms with smell men who had disposable cameras. I know I’m dating myself, but you’ve got to realize that back in the day, digital photography wasn’t even a glimmer in the eyes of Internet surfers. We got disposable cameras, had them developed and then had the images put onto a CD if we were lucky enough to be able to afford such things. The pictures that were being taken of me initially I’ve legit never seen. They are probably shitty as hell, but sometimes I wonder if the fellows that posed as photographers and took the shots realize what a monster they created.

I was in this for the content. While I was 100% curious about having sex with myself on camera, what I wanted to learn was how to do it “properly” because it’s way more complicated than spreading your legs and going at a hole with some inanimate object. I loved being able to pretend for hours at a time that I was the model that was naked in the magazines (I know…I’m dating myself again. Print media will never die in my house though, I swear it). The men seemed to appreciate having a naked lady in front of them, and I got the chance to learn about being on the opposite side of the camera.

One of these days, I swear that one of the perverts that photographed a 19, 20 year old me is going to come across Alpha Harlot and realize that I look hella familiar. They’ll start digging through their old hard drives for the pictures that they coerced young women into taking back in the early aughts….and then they’ll put two and two together, match my nipple prints up and realize who I am.

That’s the fantasy anyway.

In the next few weeks, I’m going to be putting together a few stories about the men who shot pictures of me. I have some of the content…but not all of it. I’m half excited to share photos of a pierced Harlot, before she was Harlot…when she was WetGoth69, still trying to figure out her place in the crazy lawless land of cyberspace. It was a fun and wild period of my life and I’m pretty psyched to dig up the remains of those years.

Image: Harlot’s Private Stash

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Masturbation Roll

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Fap Along With Harlot: Jenny, Jenny Who Can I Turn To

I have had that 867-5309 song by Tommy Tutone stuck in my head for a few days now. I’m sharing the earworm with you Peepz hoping that it’ll go back into the recesses of my brain. Consider it a present from me to you.

I figured I’d search around on PornHub for the hottest pornstars named Jenny in the business. My top five choices for Jennifers are below…I suggest you stop humming along with the song that’s in your head, turn your speakers up to eleven and start fapping along with me.

You ready? Let’s fap!

Here’s a classic threesome clip starring Jenny Hendrix and Victoria Vonn. They have a cock sucking competition and it’s hard to come up for air sometimes…especially when you’re deepthroating a monster dick.

Jenny Glam teams up with Asian babe Pussy Kat for an oiled up massage rub down experience. Things slowly turn sensual and the ladies enjoy every inch of each other. There is a ton of sensual kissing and plenty of slippery pussy lips.

This next clip cuts right to the chase. There is no dialog, no bullshit, just a straight up orgy with Jenny Baby right in the thick (cock) of it. You’re going to love the moaning in this one Peepz.

Apparently most Jennys in the industry love group sex. Or I love watching Jenny have group sex? Either way, you are the winner. Jenny Manson is as bi as bi can be, and she is an oral queen.

Jenni Lee rocks her stunt cock in thigh high boots for our grand finale today. She’s got a perky set of titties and plenty of spunk, which is just how I love my fantasies babes.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. I hope you’ve had your fill of Jennifer for now. Hit me up in the comments below or on twitter if you have a song stuck in your head that you’d like to give back to me. Sharing is caring.

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Men Are Even Lazier Than I Thought

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Irish Couple Caught Having Passionate Sex On Stopped Train

Trains are really fascinating though some people seem to be more enthralled with them than others. It’s not hard to see why. They’re big, loud, shiny, and several different purposes. Some people like them so much they will camp out at railways to see specific locomotives go by and even collect miniature models of their favorite ones.

If the news we read here at Peeperz is any indication, some people may even be aroused by trains because we read a disproportionate number of stories about people having sex on them.

This time it was in Ireland where commuters at a station in Surrey were shocked to see two young lovers in the throes of passion in a train across the tracks. The spectators were so impressed with the brazen couple that they began applauding and screaming words of encouragement at the two.

According to witnesses the two really had a go on it, starting with oral sex before engaging in full on intercourse while onlookers laughed and took pictures. What’s even more impressive is they managed to do all of this without getting arrested.

Earlier this year we read about a man from Australia who was busted after receiving oral sex from a stranger on a public train. The man was surprised he faced such harsh punishment as there wasn’t much he could do when a horny stranger propositioned him for sex and started masturbating in front of him when he refused. He argued a man can only resist for so long when he let the woman perform oral sex on him. When transit police were waiting for him at the next stop he thought it was to congratulate him, not haul him away in handcuffs.

Meanwhile in Ireland, the couple having sex on a train in Surrey managed to avoid all cameras and transit police. The only reason anybody knows their act of passion ever happened was because of the witnesses who filmed them having sex posted video on the internet.

I guess when it comes to public fucking some people are just more skilled than others.

Via thesun.ie

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Don’t Put Wasp Nests Into Your Pussy …Science!

My wife and I were having lunch at a new burger place in town. We were discussing the pros and cons of sweet potato fries vs. regular old boring french fries (I’m team sweet potato fry, FWIW) and these two college age women sat in the booth behind us. When you’re in a situation like that, you can’t help but overhear conversations, especially when they take a turn for the vagina.

The blonde with blue sunglasses said, “Listen, she said that she swears by the stuff. It tingles a little bit when she inserts it, but after a few minutes everything is cool. She said that Mike totally noticed a difference.”

“There is no fucking way that is scientific,” the blonde with aviators replied, “You itch from wasp stings because of poison in the stinger. THAT’S probably why it burns.”

My wife dropped her fry in surprise. I nibbled as quietly as I could on the bacon and blue cheese burger in front of me. Eavesdropping is difficult when you’re trying not to giggle.

“It’s not the wasp,” blue sunglasses said, “It’s just the nest. And not like, a chunk of it…you use one of those things to turn it into a powder and then you wipe it on your lips.”

The way that she half whispered, “Your lips,” had me figuring that she meant pussy lips, not face lips.

So I did what every pervert does in a situation such as this…

I pulled out my phone and I quietly started searching on the great and powerful Interwebz.

Immediately I uncovered a NY Post article from last June about women applying wasp nest powder to their vaginas to make them tighter after childbirth.

Ummm…

No. Don’t do that. For real, for real…don’t do that. It’s bad enough that there are so many sex toy and lube companies out there that are trying to cash in some coin so that you can have a “tight pussy”. This is one of those patriarchal things that we should really work past, ladies. If your stunt cock is complaining that your pussy isn’t tight enough, tell him to get himself a bigger dick. Fuck that noise. We get older, our bodies change…and two college students really shouldn’t be worrying about tightening up their vaginal walls with ground up wasp nests.

Fucking seriously.

We were just about done eating anyway, so I started piling our garbage up on our tray and turned to the two ladies to inform them that wasp nests are to be avoided at all costs and never stuffed into your pussy, whether they are ground up or completely solid.

“You don’t want to go fucking around with your vaginal PH, ladies,”

My wife added, “Not even soap! Don’t wash your puss with soap! It’s a self cleaning pleasure device.”

Aviators turned to blue and said, “See? My mom was right, you don’t clean it with soap either.”

Glad we had this talk, Peepz.

Are you on team regular potato fry or sweet potato fry?
Let me know in the comments below or hit me up on twitter

Source: NY Post and two idots eating lunch next to me

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Pornhub Insights On Searches During Fortnite Server Outage

Earlier this year we talked about the sexy, cell shaded world of Fortnite porn after a streamer made headlines when he played the exciting survival game with Canadian rap superstar Drake. The statisticians at Pornhub Insights were quick to drop in on this trend and equip us with all the data we needed to understand the fascination.

Far be it for me to question the sexual allure of a video game character. I once masturbated to the 8 pixels that made up Princess Zelda’s body and totally get why some people would find characters from a modern third-person shooter to be sexy. That being said, I also suspect it has something to do with the game’s popularity on video game streaming services and the tendency for these streamers to be gorgeous busty women in lowcut shirts.

When Fortnite experienced a server outage for a full 24 hours, streamers as well as regular players were forced to take a break from scavenging for weapons and building materials leaving many people looking for an alternate source of entertainment.

According to an all new report from Pornhub Insights those people apparently returned to the warm bosom of Fortnite pornography searches to pass the time, and they have compiled some graphs to highlight their findings.

When the game’s servers went down at 2pm ET on April 11, panicked gamers quickly flocked to Pornhub for their Fortnite fix eventually reaching a 60% peak around 4am before taking a slight break to recover their stamina. As the game came back online 24 hours later, gaming aficionados returned to their regular routine and the number of searches quickly normalized.

When it comes to total Pornhub traffic it appears fans of the game’s porn are large enough to make a noticeable difference. During the game’s outage total Pornhub traffic peaked by nearly 10% in the hours before the game finally came back online. Considering the tens of millions of people who visit Pornhub during an average 24-hour period, that’s an impressive feat.

For a more in-depth look at how Fortnite’s 24-hour server outage and other major pop culture events affect the way people consume porn, head over the Pornhub Insights to read more.

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GQ Says It’s Cool to Fuck on Your Couch

I used to have a sex couch. It was repulsively disgusting and covered in the fluids of so many lovers that sometimes, when my apartment heated up, it smelled like funk. I was gross in my early 20s.

Nasty, filthy and gross.

That’s why I got laid all the time…and why I ended up sharing the love and creating porno for the world to enjoy.

There are a bazillion videos that feature my Sex Couch because no bodily fluids were allowed on my for real couch…but you could shoot spunk all God damn dan on the Sex Couch. When I finally got rid of it during a movie, I had to make up, “I spilled a crock pot of soup,” lies because my step-dad and mom were asking about the stains.

Don’t judge me. The Sex Couch was always a party and everyone was invited.

In the GQ article linked below, the author talks about how couch sex gets a bad rap. Couch fucking isn’t just for teenagers who are trying to fake watching a movie. Everyone wants to bang on the bed when they are older and in relationships. Of course there are outside-the-box fantasies about fucking at work and outside…but what about a good old fashioned romp on the couch.

Like the author, as soon as I hit my head to the pillow, I’m out for the count. Beds are totally for sleeping, and for the occasional under the mattress rope bondage session. There are plenty of other places in your home that you can break in with a little bit of lovin’. All you need to do is be a bit creative about it.

When is the last time that you had an orgasm on your couch, Peepz? I don’t care if it was a solo sesh or an orgy. Let me know in the comments or hit me up on twitter because you’re shy and don’t want to share with the class.

In the meantime, here’s a PornHub clip of some couch sex to get you in the mood for this evening.

Source: GQ

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Hacker Changes Train Station Kiosk To Display Pornhub

One of the most important features of a thriving metropolis is a clean, modern public transportation system. Politicians love to have an efficient and reliable means of transit to impress tourists and to make life easier for those who live or work in the city.

That being said, waiting for a train or bus to arrive is really boring regardless of how nice it is.

While it’s not quite as bad as spending hours in traffic getting to work, standing around a train station can be a monotonous way to start your day. Though some may use the time to read or play on their phone, the average street savvy commuter knows to always keep an eye on their surroundings- otherwise you may miss the porn.

Earlier this month at the Yagan Square train station in Perth, Australia, a hacker compromised a touch screen kiosk and changed the display from an information application to the front page of Pornhub. The station is part of long running project to create a public facility that politicians promised would be the “heart of the city.” Thanks to the poor security on a publicly accessible computer it also briefly became Perth’s throbbing erection. Noice.

This isn’t the first time we’ve heard about a transit station becoming overrun by porn loving pranksters. Could we be looking at the work of a bored person with basic computer skills or a nefarious serial hacker?

A while back we read about train station in China who experienced a similar problem when a giant outdoor display suddenly began showing hardcore pornography. Since the Chinese government has a number of public decency laws, this caused quite a commotion as the display was typically used to play advertisements to commuters.

Meanwhile in Perth, most Australians realized the public porn was probably a prank and had a hearty laugh before an employee of the Metropolitan Redevelopment Authority that maintains Yagan Square turned the whole device off to be repaired.

They should have left it up! It would have made the commute to work a lot more enjoyable.

Via abc.net.au

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Vintage Harlot: My First Ginger Cock at Work

Over the years, there have been at least two dozen Ginger (red haired…you Peepz know that lingo, yes?) lovers whose appendages have crossed my pussy lips in one way or another. It was a novelty at first, but the fascination slowly worked it’s way into a pseudo fetish. If I saw a ginger across the room, I was going to fuck them as long as they were down.

My first ginger experience left me wanting more, mostly because I didn’t cum. When wee tried messing around initially, there were still customers in the store. He was hella nervous about fucking his boss and ticking that box off of his sexual bucket list, so we decided to give it another go after the store closed.

After hours, I counted all the money in the office while my staff straightened up the store. When I had finished up my actual work for the night, I picked up the phone to announce over the loudspeaker that everyone was good to go, except the red-haired man because his drawer was short. He let the other employees out the front door and I watched him take a deep breath, hesitating before he knocked on the office door.

“Have you ever had a one night stand?” I asked him once I opened the door.

He smiled, “Yeah, a few,” his cheeks nearly matched his hair.

I touched his shirt collar and gently tugged his body towards me. We kissed and I could tell that he had probably never had a one night stand in his life. There’s a first time for everything, I guess.

I sat down on the third step so that his dick was eye level. Wasting zero time, I undid his fly and slipped his cock into my mouth while he was still trying to catch his breath. He moaned while I deepthroated him over and over again, barely gagging on the shaft he had to offer my holes.

“Hold up,” he pushed my face backwards, “Let me get that pussy.”

We went upstairs and I slipped my uniform pants down over my ass. He kissed me again, slipping a finger in between my pussy lips to make sure I was wet enough for his cock. Spoiler alert: I definitely was. I handed him a condom and he ripped it open with his teeth, turning me around in front of the huge safe in the corner. I bent over with my hands inside the open safe, so that I was looking at the trays of money that I had just counted.

The one memory from this whole experience that I can remember super vividly, is getting fucked while the smell of dirty money was in my face. It felt gross and right and potent, just like the sex with this guy was.

When he was just about to pop, he pulled out of my pussy. I turned around and dropped to my knees like I was performing a choreographed dance. My mouth was opened wide and a few seconds later his cumshot to coat my throat.

“So I guess this isn’t going to happen again?” he asked.

“Probably not,” I stood up and straightened out my shirt

He looked a little disappointed, so I kissed him again even though a few drops of his cum were still on my lips.

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Masturbation Roll

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Fap Along With Harlot: The Gift

Every other Fap Along list that I’ve done has included five videos. I talk a little bit about the theme and then we go on a masturbation vacation with each other.

I want to change it up this time around…just this once.

Because this clip that we’re about to share with each other is fucking special.

It’s so fucking special that after hearing about it’s exclusive PornHub release, I waited 4 days to watch it. I didn’t think my pussy was ready for all the sexiness that I was going to experience.

I was totally right about that.

Young M.A. (yes, that Young M.A., the hip hop artist and my hardcore crush) wrote and directed a porno feature called The Gift. It was a gift from her pussy to mine, Peepz.

There is close to an hour of footage here. The camera work is excellent, the story line is unique and on point. I’m impressed with every aspect of this video.

It stars Ana Foxxx, Anya Ivy, Elena Koshka, Gina Valentina, Honey Gold (more about her next week by request of a reader), Jenna Sativa, Shyla Jennings, Yara Skye and Zoey Reyes.

Is that enough pussy for you? You Peepz better click all those hot links because it took me a minute to put them all together. I don’t think I’ve ever linked that many actresses in on post.

Anyway, enough talking…Settle in for the long haul and treat yourself with Young M.A. and PornHub’s The Gift

Did you Peepz enjoy that as much as I did? Let me know in the comments who your fantasy porno director? Let me know in the comments!

You can follow Young M.A. on twitter, instagram and youtube. She’s got new music coming out, including her new single Praktice.

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They Needed A Study To Tell Us THAT?

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Pornhub Insights On Overwatch’s Brigitte Porn

After nearly two years I’m always impressed that Overwatch is still a thing. Between Blizzard’s penchant for drastically overhauling already balanced gameplay every few months and one of the most toxic player bases I’ve ever experienced, I constantly tell myself I’m going to move on to a new game only to realize I don’t like anything else.

Meanwhile the Overwatch team keeps pumping out new maps and playable heroes, most recently with a support/tank hybrid named Brigitte.

Overwatch’s pride is the effort they put into making the game’s characters inclusive and accessible to all people. They try to avoid some of the more criticized habits of other game developers like over sexualizing female characters. Brigitte is a perfect example of this as the there’s hardly anything sexy about an armor-clad woman with a shield who beats people with a flail.

Except that this is the internet and that’s exactly the kind of stuff some people are into.

Somehow Brigitte porn became a thing and it took both the Overwatch community and the rest of the internet by storm. Always ones to keep on top of the latest trends in pornography, the statisticians and expert Genji mains at Pornhub Insights decided to take a look at this new phenomenon.

After the March 24 update to Overwatch that made Brigitte playable, it took the internet a few days to realize her husky grunts and thick, armored curves were arousing. By March 27 everything clicked and searches for Brigitte porn had spiked by over 6000%!

Considering Overwatch porn was already a hot topic on the internet, the introduction of Brigitte renewed the interest in people who want to see their favorite characters having sex. That makes it even more impressive that the newest hero overshadowed all the previous ones.

It wasn’t even a competition. The gold medal for most searched Overwatch character on Pornhub goes to Brigitte by a huge margin. Personally, I’m surprised to see Mei so low considering she would get my vote for best Overwatch girl. However, it is curious to see Orissa made the list. I wouldn’t think people would find a robot centaur with a machine gun for an arm to be sexy, but there it is.

For a more in-depth look at interesting statistics about porn from Overwatch and other video games, head over to Pornhub Insights to read more.

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Naked Man With Toy Stuck In Butt Wanders Gas Station For Help

Anal play has a fairly negative stereotype for most men. Homophobia dictates that enjoying prostate stimulation is something only gay men do and is therefore frowned upon for heterosexuals. However, the fallacy of that argument is that it feels good regardless of your sexual orientation and what I do in the privacy of my home or a Walmart parking lot is my own business.

That being said it is kind of funny to laugh at the misfortune of others when they take things a little too far and get a sex toy stuck in their butt. The ability to learn from other people’s experiences is one of the hallmarks of human civilization.

Everything is better in moderation and that is especially true when putting something up your rectum for sexual pleasure. The “Go hard or go home” mentality is great for working out at the gym, but when it comes to prostate milking it’s best to know your physical limits.

Should you do make a miscalculation with your favorite sex toy it helps to know what the standard operating procedure is. An example of what not to do comes from an unnamed man from Buenos Aires who wandered around a gas station naked while asking for help with the sex toy he lost up his rectum. Oops.

Due to the man’s medical details being kept from the news to protect his privacy, we don’t know much about the nature of the object in his butt or how it was removed. Hopefully it didn’t require any complicated surgery.

Last year we read about a man from England who lost control of a monster 30-inch dildo up his butt. I’m not even sure how that’s physically possible but where there’s a will there’s a way. The man’s case was so bad that doctors rushed the man into surgery. Apparently, the massive sex toy had ruptured his bowel and doctors had to remove the it and repair his guts to save his life. His recovery included a lengthy hospital stay where he required a feeding tube and colostomy bag. Yikes!

For our wayward brother in Buenos Aries, he stumbled around naked begging gas station employees to call him a doctor which they did. When an EMT arrived the quickly transported him to a hospital that confirmed he was treated successfully.

All’s well that ends well, I suppose.

Via metro.co.uk

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The Daily Sex Challenge

My wife and I will have been married for one full 365 day year the first week of May. Time has totally snuck up on us and so have the winter blues. We work on slightly different schedules (I’m up and at the gym at 4am, having to be in the office before 7. She gets up at 7:30 but doesn’t get home from work until close to 8pm.) and it has affected the amount of time that we spend sexing each other.

If I had to choose, I’d rather fuck right before bed. It winds me down and an orgasm or two relaxes my body into the sleepy submission that is sometimes hard to come by. Our issue is that, while we both get into bed at the same time (because that’s something that we feel is important), I’ll pass right out and she will stay awake for another few hours in order to read a book or fuck around on her phone. If she starts making moves on me, the likelihood that I’ll respond positively is kind of low.

Are you shocked? Don’t be.

I’m tired Peepz. Life is tiresome. And I am fully aware that is only an excuse.

The result of my redonkulous schedule four days a week means that we usually reserve the banging for the weekends. I was under the impression that it was better that way. Sex isn’t an orgasm rush job, it’s slow and steady and we’re both able to fully enjoy each other. I read an article last week that talked about having sex every day and it kind of exhausted me? Maybe that’s because I’m old enough to be shooting MILF movies.

Maybe it’s because my wife and I have slipped into a routine that was different than when we were first dating each other and fucking like rabbits all the time.

Either way, it made me realize that I’m doing nothing but passing the buck.

The reason why I don’t fuck every day is because I’ve gotten lazy.

Yes, I work 10 hour days. Yes, I’m at the gym every day around 4:30am…

I’m working so hard in other aspects of my life that sex, being sexy, and being involved in physical pleasure has been sacrificed….a whole lot.

It’s an inspiring article to read, honestly (it’s linked below). What if my wife and I started having sex every day again? What if we got back that intense physical connection that we had when we met. What if I was able to toss my need for sleep to the side and spend some quality time re-learning my wife’s body and how she responds to my touch?

I think those are excellent questions and I’m curious about the answers.

In the article, author Sam Gutierrez says that she feels less intimidated to speak up about her likes and dislikes. They are willing to experiment in the bedroom more because, even if the sex is awkward and doesn’t work out…they are going to be having sex again in 24 hours, so it’s really NBD.

I am motivated to bang. I think that this is one of those moments in life where I stumbled across an article that I needed to read at the exact moment that I needed to read it.

Let’s talk about the frequency that you end up making love, Peepz. I don’t care if you’re giving me actual sex with a partner numbers or if you’re talking about masturbation.

How often do you end up working physical pleasure into your schedule?

Let me know in the comments or, as always, get in touch on twitter if you’d rather go private.

Source: Insider

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Vintage Harlot: Two Way Mirrors

There were eight steps behind a locked door leading up to the office. Two way mirrors covered most of the walls from floor to ceiling. I counted money every few hours, swapping out the cash drawers of the other employees and making sure everything was on point. It was the least stressful part of my job, so I usually used the time to decompress with my employees.

I flirted with the guys I worked with a whole lot, but always privately. As much as everyone probably knew I was fucking my way through the store, I didn’t want to be too obvious about it. One night, I decided that I wanted to try out an experiment and see if I could get laid more than once in a shift.

There were two cashiers in particular that I was interested in. One I had already fucked in the backroom, so I knew he’d be down for some fun. The other I was going to have to see about convincing. He was a ginger guy with muscles, in college on a track scholarship. It was his legs that did it for me. You could see his calf muscles flex every time he stretched and I wondered how strong his thrust would be.

I invited the sure thing upstairs to count his drawer first and made quick work of making sure his money was good. It didn’t take much to get him excited, so I just said, “Fuck me real quick?” and I tossed him a condom. He laid down on the floor and I did squats on his cock till my thighs were burning and my pussy was throbbing. While I was fucking though, I was watching the red haired boy ring up customers, thinking about how sexy it would be to see what he had hidden in his pants. My fuck buddy didn’t seem to notice how distracted I was though, and he busted his nut before I was even close to getting off.

This would have been a problem if I wasn’t planning on trying out the other guy on staff directly after.

The office must have smelled like sex. There is no way to hide something like that with air freshner. You can cover up the smell with chemical lilacs, but you really can’t get rid of it. It has to linger and dissipate which takes time.

I didn’t care about that. As soon as the door closed behind the first guy, I called the second one up to the office. Counting and bullshitting, I tried to steer the conversation to sex and he pretty much took the bait.

I slid my hand up his lap and traced the outline of his balls.

“Right now?” he asked.

“Why not?” I said smiling.

He was too nervous though. His eyes kept drifting through the mirrors to the customers that were walking around five feet in front of us. There was no way that he was getting hard.

“Can we try again after hours?” he said, nibbling on my ear and giving my ass a squeeze.

“Of course, we’ll have more time then anyway,” I winked, gave him back his register drawer, and we finished up the night awkwardly smiling at each other, knowing exactly what was going to happen when I locked the door at the end of our shift.

Image: Author’s Personal Stash

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sharing Cock

I enjoy group sex with an even number of people in the room. I spent a whole year of my life hooking up with couples because I wanted to learn how to do threesomes…and I realized that they’re not my favorite. Bring on the orgies, or even just my wife and I alone in a room enjoying each other.

Every now and then I’ll get in the mood for a threesome. When that happens, I head over to PornHub and start plowing my way through clip after clip looking for the perfect set to cum to. This week, I’ve curated a list of five threesome videos for us to enjoy together. Are you ready with your fuck sock? Let’s fap!

Joanna Angel always brings her A game to her fuck sessions. She teams up with Scarlet Lavey who, btw, has some amazing boobs. The tattooed ladies share cock like they are bffs IRL.

Raunchy, oiled up babes like these are the stuff that my wet dreams are made of. There is very little clothing involved, but there is a metric fuck ton of anal sex. At one point, the ladies are on their sides, ass to ass and he goes back and forth between their buttholes.

I’m a little confused by the wigs in this clip, but I’m obsessed with Riverdale, so I’ll watch Betty and Veronica porn any day. Betty comes over to snake Archie’s pipes and Veronica ends up riding his cock right in the middle of the kitchen. It’s quirky and sexy. I fapped.

While this next one is definitely about sharing cock, it is also very much about sharing cum. The two ladies are squirting all over the place while their G-spots are hit over and over again. I would hate to be the person that had to strip those soaked sheets off the bed, but everyone has their own kink, I guess.

Four boob titty fucking is hard to do. I’m always impressed when performers get it right and show off all the best angles. This threesome has a good balance of fucking and odd man out masturbation participation so that everyone is involved in all the sexiness of the scene.

That’s it for this week, Peepz. May your orgasms be intense and plentiful, I’ll see you next week.

Image: Payton Simmons and Riley Reid in Threesome on the Dance Floor by Brazzers

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MORE Sex Positive Pop-Up Shops? Yes Please

You know Peepz, sometimes I feel like I wasted my twenties struggling to make people understand that being sex-positive wasn’t a bad thing. I’m edging up towards forty now (which is apparently cougar territory, according to my fans) and everywhere I look there’s a new pop-up shop trying to jump on the sex bandwagon. As much as I hope it doesn’t oversaturate the market and turn the fad into something annoying, I’ve got my fingers crossed that these shops are changing the lives and opinions of people who are on the fence about being more sexually open.

Author of the newly released book Get On Top, Meika Hollender, has taken over store in the Bowery section of New York. While promoting the novel is the main reason for setting up the temporary shop, they are also going to be putting in work to educate the public on all things involving vaginas, including sex, menstruation and disease prevention.

I’m down for any and all sex education, even if I’m reading about things that I already think I know.

I love that there are so many businesses out there are that are taking “the risk” and jumping straight into the pool of bringing sex to the masses. PornHub had a sex-positive Pop-Up shop of their own back last holiday season. The line was wrapped around the block to get inside and score some official merch and meet up with pornstars like Asa Akira. Another sex shop was trying to get into the San Francisco International Airport.

I am living for all of this. The more sex-themed places there are to shop in the mainstream, the less we perverts will have to struggle to be seen and heard.

I picked up a copy of Get On Top yesterday while I was at the bookstore and right now, I’ve got two other books ahead of it, including a copy of “Between The Sheets” by Logan Pierce that I won from RedTube in a twitter contest. I’ll keep you all abreast of my thoughts on the books over on twitter.

The Get On Top Shop is going to be open from 12pm to 6pm from April 17 trough April 22. When they close up at 6 though, they are going to have a ton of events, including sex-positive speakers and panels on the subjects we all hold close to our genitals.

If you aren’t lucky enough to be living near NYC but you’re still looking to educate yourself on all that Get On Top has to offer, you can pick up a copy of the book from your local bookstore, or on amazon if you really need to. Support your local bookstores though…that’s basically my mantra.

Source: TimeOut New York, Meika Hollender’s twitter and Get On Top’s Website

Image: Get On Top by Meika Hollender

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I’d Be Down to Eat CupcakKe #JustSayin

I feel like I just found my Spring Anthem of 2018 Peepz. Have you heard of CupcakKe? She’s a super sex positive recording artist who does all her shit her God damn self. You want to book her, she’s the one to talk to. You need an email response? She’s the one that’s going to be hitting you back. She’s got more sexual energy in her music videos than some porno performers will every find in front of the camera.

CupcakKe has songs that are blatantly looking for hard dicks and wet pussies. She calls her music, “Sex Education,” and when you listen to her spit, that’s exactly what you’re going to get.

Back in March, YouTube took down two of her clips because they’re fucking prudes and thought that they had violated their standards. I call bullshit, the Internet called bullshit…YouTube ended up changing their minds and putting the videos back up with a, “We made the wrong call,” apology.

Here’s her clip for 2015’s Deepthroat which has over 25 million fucking views:

Her lyrics kill me. I feel like after every line I’m screaming, “Yessssssssss!” right through a smile that knows I’ve been waiting to hear this shit my whole life. Not only is her music smart, which obviously turns me on, but she rocks confidence like crazy. I think that’s the cherry on top.

Anyway…my Spring Jam for 2018 is undoubtedly going to be CupcakKe’s Duck Duck Goose. I mean, the song starts out with the line, “I thought I came but I peed on a dick. Pubic hair got inches that’s weave on a dick.”
Yes Peez.
All the yes.

She’s a lot like Peaches in the fact that they both get down with making music that is almost exclusively sexually aggressive. Their styles and ways of expressing things are way different though. There is so much room in the music industry for sex-positive female presence so bring it on…

I suggest you check out CupcaKe’s links below and immerse yourself in her mouth. It’s filthy and doing good things all the time.

Source: CupcakKe’s YouTube, her twitter (under the persona of Marilyn MonHOE) and Jezebel

Image: Screengrab from Duck Duck Goose by Cupcake

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Russian Couple Caught Having Oral Sex In Court Room

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