Part of me misses being involved in bootie calls. It was the thrill of the hunt, you know? Scouring around on the Internet late at night trying to figure out who was going to be privileged enough to lick my pussy on that particular evening.
Some of my best stories happened because I was randomly calling strangers from the Internet for sex, but I definitely have my fair share of horror show events happen because of bootie calls too. As shitty as some of my sexcapades have been, nothing has been as bad as the story I read in one of the Jersey blogs earlier this week.
There is literally no way you can convince me that getting stood up for cock is worth the jail time that comes along with arson.
Taija Russell wanted some dick. She scrolled through her phone to text her on-call pleasure piece and he said that he was down to fuck. The problem was that he was a bit sleepy and he fell asleep while she was making her way over. When he didn’t answer the door, she freaked the fuck out. Authorities are saying that she went to a nearby store, bought some lighter fluid and a lighter and returned to his home to light that shit up.
The smoke woke the guy up and he ran from his house to the police station. After the fire was contained and the guy grabbed his cell phone, he realized that Taija had been blowing his phone up with angry texts and voicemails. He turned that info over to the cops and they picked up his unrequited mistress, putting her in cuffs.
There’s a few things to learn from this story, Peepz. First, don’t fall asleep when you’re waiting for sex. Secondly, it’s not a good idea to get pissed if your lover did fall asleep and try to burn his house down. Lastly, no dick is worth prison time…just saying.
Source: NorthJersey.com
Image: Sammie Six in Playing with Fire by Brazzers
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