While I appreciate porn and consume it fairly frequently, I understand the need to keep it hidden away. I won’t deny that I’m a fan of adult films or that I’m involved with Peeperz, but if you try to find any pornography on my computer you’re going to need a god damn decoder ring.
My porn folders are hidden in obscure directories, unindexed and unsearchable. They can’t be found unless someone knows where to look and I have no problem letting prudes use my computer. Unfortunately, University of Iowa professor Brent Sandy can’t say the same.
When it was time for the university to give him a new laptop, he started to panic. The good professor had accumulated an impressive porn collection and didn’t want to give it up. Rather than let the IT department take the laptop and discover his extracurricular materials, he instead reported the device stolen.
Sandy filed a police report claiming the computer was taken during a three-minute window when he stepped away from his office- because if you’re going to sell a lie you’re going to have to tell a few more to back it up. That’s when shit got real.
Data theft is a serious crime in this day and age and the laptop was equipped with software that allows the device to be tracked. A company was able to trace a signal sent out by the laptop to an IP address, which they were able to track back to a customer because of the reported theft.
When police knocked on the door to execute a search warrant they found Sandy, his stolen computer full of porn, and a little bit of marijuana inside of a dugout one-hitter. He was promptly arrested and charged with providing a false report to the police and possession of a controlled substance.
To make matters worse he was also nicked for third-degree theft for stealing the laptop.
It would have been a lot easier for the professor if he simply paid for a Brazzers account. You don’t have to download anything to your computer and there’s tons of quality porn at your disposal. Wow, much streaming, many scenes, so high definition.08
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