I had got a phone call from a friend of mine the other day. She is starting to date this guy and when they started getting intimate for the first time, she reached for her trusty bottle of bedside lube. The guy was offended because he thought that she wasn’t turned on enough to fuck.
After a twenty minute argument about how viscus her vagina was not, she was definitely no longer turned on enough to fuck. The guy left in a huff and she decided to ghost him, but then he never got in touch with her anyway so it was basically a mutual parting of ways. My friend needed a bit of reassurance from me that she did the right thing.
“Is it strange that I like to use lube?”
Nope, not even a little bit.
I decided to do a bit of perverse research and figure out why there are people out there who are afraid to get extra slippery. The Vox article linked below is from December of last year, but I can’t imagine that much of the hard data has changed. For some reason, heterosexual people in particular are resistant to using lube when they’re engaged in sexual activities. My thinking is that people somehow tie their sexual prowess to the need for lube. If they’re sexy enough, no lube is necessary but if they’re lackluster in the bedroom, lube is needed.
That’s a completely incorrect way of thinking, my Peepz. If you happen to think that way about lube, you’re wrong and you’ve probably left some rug burn on someone’s genitals.
Lube can be so fucking sexy. I love the way my wife’s tits feel when they’re all slippery with coconut oil. We do this really hot thing where we put a hunk of oil on our own nipples and then squish them together while we’re making out. The heat of our bodies melts the solid state oil into liquid and our bedroom smells like a tropical paradise. Everyone wins.
While coconut oil is definitely my favorite, when I’m getting fucked with her strap on, we usually reach into our toy bag and grab whatever kind of lube we got samples of at the last kink event. I ended up with a fistful of Astroglide gel after a party in the spring, so we’re still making our way through that.
At one point in my life, if you had asked me what my favorite lube was, I would have told you Wet brand silicone. Over the years I’ve fallen out of lust with that particular item, not because it doesn’t work, but because it wasn’t readily available when I needed it. When you go to as many Pride events as we do, you’re going to end up with more condoms and lube packets than you know what to do with. Sometimes the samples are good, sometimes they suck…but the sex is never really bad so we can’t complain.
Peepz! What is YOUR favorite lube? Hit me up on twitter or leave me the info in the comments below. And please don’t be afraid to pull out a bottle of the good stuff. Usually when it comes to sex, the more slippery things are, the harder you’ll cum.
Source: Vox
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