Scientists Study The Effect Of Alcohol On Female Orgasms

Life is pretty hard for most of us. While sex is among the top things on our minds, the rigors and challenges of handing adulthood’s responsibilities can make difficult to get around to. Many people would rather masturbate to Mexican talk shows while relaxing on the couch rather than go out and try to get laid on a Friday night.

This is where alcohol comes into play, as liquor and casual sex have long been attributed to one another for various reasons.

First of all, it makes you forget about your problems long enough to realize how attractive your coworkers are in dim lighting. A few drinks also lower your inhibitions and standards long enough to make sex with a casual acquaintance seem like a really good idea.

However, using alcohol to lube up your sex life does have diminishing returns. Men are all too aware of “whiskey dick”, a phenomenon where you’re too drunk to maintain an orgasm and end up pushing rope after a couple minutes of intercourse. Hmph!

According to a recent study published in the Journal of Sex Research, sexual dysfunction caused by alcohol isn’t just a problem for men- women can get “whiskey vagina” just as easily.

Like every awesome sex study worth talking about, researchers had various participants drink alcohol and then watch porn while masturbating for important science reasons. Each participant was kept at a certain blood alcohol level and their level of arousal and ability to have an orgasm.

Essentially, they got a bunch of women drunk and horny before trying to see how wet they were. It’s like every date I went on in college but with more documentation.

After crunching the data, it was determined that the excess consumption of alcohol can cause women to experience trouble having an orgasm and can negatively impact the overall experience. Women who had been drinking reported having trouble getting wet and staying aroused long enough to climax.

Scientists did discover that mixing alcohol and sex isn’t always bad.

The study indicated that while consuming no alcohol caused women to be more readily able to cum, modest intake of alcohol may increase feelings of arousal while only moderately increasing the time it takes to reach orgasm. Women in the study claimed this to be an overall more enjoyable experience than trying to do so while sober.

Interesting!

 

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Mechanic Fired for Adult Content

News stories like this make my blood boil. Sex workers are perpetually under attack because of the puritanical ideas that our society has about people who are empowered enough to provide pleasure to other people in one way or another. Most people have sex and most people masturbate, so why is it that sex workers are constantly being harassed when they are outed in their day job? It’s completely fucked…and not in a good way.

The latest victim of the old, “People who do sex work on their own time can’t work here,” switcheroo is Kirsten Vaughn. She’s a 24-year-old mechanic from Indiana who was working in a Honda dealership. Some of the guys at her job discovered her OnlyFans page (because they were looking at porno…shocker) and recognized the beauty. They started watching her videos at work, which was obviously completely appropriate and not at all creepy (?!?). When she went to the boss to complain, they fired her for being a distraction.

Know what I say to that? Fuck you, boss man.

I imagine that it’s difficult enough for Kirsten to thrive in a male dominated industry. Constantly needed to overexert yourself to prove your worth and place in the shop had to be fucking exhausting for her. Now that this whole thing has blow her spot up, I’ve got my fingers crossed that she’ll make bank on her adult platforms and save up all her money to open her own shop.

Here’s the tweet that went viral and blew up the dealership’s spot. Honestly? I really hope they get slapped with so many lawsuits that they end up closing their doors.

Her Colleagues Watched Her OnlyFans Account At Work. When Bosses Found Out, They Fired Her. https://t.co/ygjveQGKJQ via @o_tilli_a

— Ms Red (@vermilionvixxxn) April 25, 2020

Kirsten’s twitter feed is honestly fun and lighthearted. She posts some videos of her at work doing things like rebuilding entire air conditioning systems and jumping high as fuck to grab air compressors.

Not today Satan!
I almost died pic.twitter.com/xH9pWFWTLE

— Ms Red (@vermilionvixxxn) April 24, 2020

I think it’s sexy as fuck when women work on cars or do things that are otherwise classified as “man” jobs. Fuck all of that. Fuck gender norms and the patriarchy…Let people do whatever kind of work they want to do, especially if they are good at it.

Living separate lives is absolutely difficult at times. At my present day job, no one knows about Alpha Harlot at all…and it has to stay that way or I’ll end up facing the same fate as Kirsten. Is it fucked up? Yes, totally…do I wish I could just live freely without looking over my shoulder all the time? Of course…but it’s the decision that I made after I got discovered a few jobs ago. I’m one of the lucky ones who was able to find different work because my story didn’t blow up. I’ve got my fingers crossed that Kirsten will be able to open up a shop of her own in no time.

Source: Buzzfeed

Image: VermilionVixxxn’s Twitter

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Fap Along with Harlot: Nikki Hearts

I’m absolutely living for Nikki Hearts clips right now. She’s a super sexy tattooed performer who has the ability to play both femme and butch in her scenes. I love how easy it is for her to give a coy smile and turn on everyone in the room.

Today, I’ve pulled together five of my favorite Nikki clips direct from my personal spank bank. I hope that you enjoy getting off to her in action as much as I do. Are you ready? Grab your favorite sock to clean up your jizzapalooza…Let’s fap!

Nikki teams up with Leigh Raven and Raven Rockette in this super hot lesbian threesome scene. The three ladies get to know each other intimately while Nikki and Raven welcome Leigh into their home.

I’m not going to apologize about the fact that there are going to be a bunch of group sex scenes in this post. Watching the way that Nikki handles two partners at the same time is nearly too much for my own pussy to handle. She’s so sexy when she takes charge and starts bossing people into positions.

Let’s throw a little bit of dick into the mix to keep things interesting. Nikki talks to the camera with a buttplug in her ass to make sure she’s completely ready for the anal stretching that she is about to endure.

I love it when performers go all out in every scene. In this one, Nikki gets it on with Casey Kisses and Leigh Raven (again! I love them together!). It’s so hot to see Leigh get spit roasted by two cocks.

This last clip is from Nikki’s own Pornhub Amateur page. She gets up close and personal with Alex De La Flor during a photoshoot and rocks her with several orgasms.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. I hope you’ve enjoyed yourselves as much as I have. If you’d like a Fap Along list of your very own, let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Image: Nikki Hearts in The Kinky Dungeon by Brazzers

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Fantasy Friday: A New Lady

Dating apps are very frustrating. There is an oversaturation of data and impulsive decision making based nearly entirely on one picture. If you finger twitches in the wrong direction, you end up missing out on some really good conversation that could happen.

So many of you have slid into my twitter DMs asking me what I’m looking for in a new partner now that my wife has take a step back into the BFF friend zone. My honest answer is that I want a connection. I’d like the conversation to be easy and free flowing. I want the chemistry to as intense as I am on a daily basis.

After a lot of swiping left or right and conversations being awesome at first and then dwindling, I seem to have stumbled up on a match that I’m excited about. She’s a butch dyke from Brooklyn who comes equipped with her own toy bag and plenty of kink on the brain.

I feel sexually charged up when I’m talking to her. She has this way of basically purring out her words and making me all tingly. It’s the goosebumps that I’m craving right now….Of course orgasms are always an added bonus, but I think that the chemistry and the electricity between this woman and I is so intense that we’re going to end up spending a lot of time with just skin to skin contact.

But then I start thinking about her hands and the fact that they are probably small enough to slip completely inside me. She’s told me that she’s very good at fisting and has this unique pulsing move that she can do with her fingers. It’s crazy how I sometimes grab onto an idea and can’t stop thinking about it. I wonder how it feels like, how she would feel inside me and I’m honestly so angry that this whole pandemic thing has officially become a cock block for me.

Is it OK to fist on the first date?

In my brain I think that it is fine. I think that fisting is my favorite activity and why wouldn’t I want to get my pussy stretched out to max capacity while a fucking gorgeous dyke from Brooklyn is licking my clit.

Maybe…we’ll have to see how this whole thing goes. It’s going to be awhile before she’s going to be able to make me cum. If things keep up like they are now, I really think all she’s going to have to do is lightly tap my puss and I’m going to explode all over her.

How are you Peepz doing with dating during COVID-19? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter with some sexy stories.

Image: Alpha Harlot’s twitter

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Stay at Home Hub

The good folks over at Pornhub have gone out of their way to make everyone feel as connected as possible during this crazy time. They’ve donated masks, money and time to tons of efforts to help flatten the curve while we’re all living our best quarantine lives.

There is one more day left to get in on Pornhub Premium for free with their Stay at Home Hub promotion. So if you haven’t taken part in that, CLICK HERE and enjoy the next day of amazing porno in high def and all the trimmings.

You can also snag some super sweet Stay at Home Hub merch for those days that you want to let your freak flag fly but want to be cheeky about it. Here’s a picture of Asa Akira rocking her gear:

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#stayho #stayhome #stayhomehub

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I kind of love the idea of being able to wear Pornhub gear that doesn’t actually say Pornhub on it. It’s like a secret society that everyone knows about. You see that font and that yellow hub box and everyone knows what you’re talking about.

Here’s one more Asa pic with a mug because everyone loves warm beverages in the morning….and Asa’s lips melt my panties every single time.

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Late morning… finishing up my coffee, then shooting personalized Thank You videos for this month’s new members of THINGS I WISH I COULD INSTAGRAM (dot com.) Part of this months proceeds will be going to NYC Hospitals, so please join and I’ll send you a personalized video too! And if u want a #stayhomehub mug – @Pornhub apparel dot com.

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What are you doing to occupy your time while you’re staying inside? Are you cumming more than you usually do or do you find yourself less interested in sex? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter if you want to keep it private.

Don’t forget to buy your own Stay at Home Hub merch by checking out the Pornhub Apparel Store.

Image: Asa Akira’s Instagram

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To Threesome or Not to Threesome

Hunting for threesomes is an art. There are so many couples out there that think that a group sex situation is their ultimate fantasy. Before you dive head first into group sex, you’re going to want to do some thinking.

I think that one of the questions lots of couples don’t want to face is why they are looking to expand their relationship with a threesome. Are they looking for some adventure? Do they want to be the center of attention? Could they be bored with sex as per usual and looking to dabble in something new and exciting?

All of these are reasonable questions to ask, but before you dive in, I’m going to suggest that you check your dynamic.

Is your partner the type of person that gets jealous if you hang out with your friends solo? Group sex can get very heavy sometimes. People have an idea in their head about how hot it will be to watch their partner playing with someone else, but when it comes down to it, sometimes the best threesomes happen when the three people involved don’t have any kind of a deep, emotional connection with each other.

One thing that you also should reflect on is whether or not you are good with multitasking. Can you be fucked and perform oral sex at the same time? The worst thing that often happens in threesomes is, “Odd person out,” syndrome. If you can’t multitask yet, I suggest you start practicing. Both being able to give and receive pleasure at the same time is vitally important to group sex sessions, as far as I’m concerned. You’ve got to make sure that everyone in the room is being entertained, otherwise your threesome just turned into a voyeur/exhibitionist situation, which is also fine and sexy…but it doesn’t make for a satisfying threesome.

In the article linked below, one of the people who is interviewed mentions that the best threesome she ever had was with a guy she had only seen a few times and another woman that he was seeing. The other woman was going to be leaving for France in a few days so it was an impulsive, let’s have drinks and see where this goes, rather than adding another partner into an already existing situation.

I totally agree with this way of thinking. In 2001, I had about 45 threesomes with different couples. Note the word couples there. I hunted through Craig’s List, found people who wanted a unicorn who ate pussy and I did what I needed to do to convince them to fuck me. I learned so much about relationships and myself that year…and I realized that I don’t really think that odd numbered group sex situations are for me. There’s too much jealousy within most relationships and too many feelings that can get hurt, including my own.

I’m not made of stone, my Peepz, regardless of what you’ve heard on the Internet.

What do you Peepz think of threesomes? Is having a three way sex session one of your fantasies, or do you prefer more or less partners in bed? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter to give me all the gory details.

Source: iNews

Image: Heather Vahn and Violet Starr in Frisking for a Fucking by Brazzers

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Fap Along with Harlot: Casey Calvert

Lately I’ve been catching up on my podcasts in my spare time. When I realized that I had missed a few episodes of The Pornhub Podcast with Asa Akira, I figured I would start from the most recent and work my way backwards. I got about 15 minutes into the episode where Asa interviews Casey Calvert and I had to stop.

My pussy was way too tingly and I needed to get off.

I headed straight over to Pornhub and while I was there, I figured that I would put together a Fap Along list so that you would be able to enjoy the content with me. Are you ready? Grab your favorite jizz sock and let’s fap!

Casey gets her back banged out by her husband’s boss, Jason Brown in this first Brazzers clip. It’s a simple exchange of sex for promotion. Her face is so expressive and she loves to talk dirty while she’s getting fucked.

Jeweled buttplugs are super sexy to me. Casey has her ass filled from jump in this next video. She teases everyone at home with a view of her beautiful butthole, but when it gets pulled out…it’s fairly small. You can see from the gape that she’s able to take something thicker, and she definitely does.

With that sweet smile and all of that glorious sex knowledge in her brain, Casey takes some time to teach us all how to buttfuck in this Bang Bros clip. She goes through a how to and positions that she really loves. It’s sexy and educational all at the same time.

Since she’s so multi-talented, Casey has the ability to morph into a yoga student who wants to fuck her teacher. They head from the gym to the bedroom to make each other feel good. Limber bodies make for great lovers.

So this last video is where Casey really shines. She’s the hottest submissive woman in the game, Asa said that she is possibly the hottest submissive woman ever. Casey is a self-identifying pain slut who loves exploring new sensations, especially when it comes to BDSM. Watch for the cumdrops sliding into her ears in the last few seconds of the video.

I mean…that was a wild ride, right Peepz? Casey is one hell of an entertainer and I can’t wait to keep following along with her journey as she tests her own limits and continues to create killer content for us to enjoy together.

If you’d like a Fap Along list of your very own, hit me up in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Image: Casey Calvert in Beautifully Sloppy by Brazzers

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Cam Show Etiquette

Are you into live cam shows? It’s a genre of porn that I used to dip my toes into, but never fully submerged myself in. While I’m more comfortable hiding behind quick edits and fading from one awkward masturbation position to another, some people relish in the idea of being live and getting off in front of people for fun and money.

With everyone Zooming and keeping in touch with each other via video chat, of course there’s going to be a surge on cam sites. People need social interaction and this is how sexual beings interact.

Some people are intimidated by chat rooms though, which is why I thought it would be fun to talk about the article from Spectrum Boutique that’s linked below.

Are there rules to being a good chat viewer? Of course there are.

I’m probably going to mention this a lot, but one of the most polite and important things that you can do is tip the performer. Some people have their tipping mechanism hooked up to a vibrator, which can make the incentive to tip bigger even more fun. Toy or no toy though…they’re making an income by providing you with pleasure and you should thank them for it.

Before we even get to tipping though, the article suggests that you learn your way around the cam site you’ve chosen first. What is OK for performers to do there? What isn’t OK for them to participate in? Something as silly as drinking alcohol or smoking a “cigarette” may be against their terms of service. Some sites have crazy rules about fisting or golden showers. It all depends. Do your research and see what you’re not supposed to be requesting.

When you’ve found a site you like and you’ve found a model that you are attracted to, read up on them. Learn about what how they like to play by reading their profile. Do they have social media links available? Go down a rabbit hole and see if you have anything in common. Starting conversations with the models is part of the fun. Live interactions in real time mean that you may get into a killer conversation about pizza or video games…or anything else random that you may come up with. Don’t be afraid to say hi, but also strike a balance between overwhelming the chat with your conversation and hanging back and letting everyone have a turn. The best cam shows I’ve done have involved group interaction…the viewers coming up with a plan for what they want to see me do and everyone having a hand in the enjoyment of me executing the dirty deeds

Here’s a super hot Pornhub clip from CAM4. A sexy model that goes by Meiwo gets undressed and then makes herself feel good while the cameras are rolling.

Again…if you love watching cam shows, don’t forget to tip the performer. That’s the important part. They make you feel good, you make sure they can buy their groceries and pay their rent. Stay safe out there Peepz! Hit me up on twitter if you’re needing a bit of kinky social interaction.

Source: Spectrum Boutique

Image: Gianna Dior and Whitney Wright in Strap-on Cam Show by Brazzers

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Phone Boning is Alive and Well

Phone sex is my new fucking hobby. All the people that I’m meeting from dating apps are looking for some escapism and chemistry. Since we aren’t able to meet in person right now, doing things over the phone is going to have to do.

It doesn’t matter if you’re calling over Skype, whatsapp, Marco Polo or even just dialing the digits of that special someone the old school way. Sexy communication never really went anywhere…but the fact that we’ve all been forced to stay inside and not hook up has made the art alive and well.

What do you say to someone when you’re trying to sex them up?

I love talking about hands.

I’m fascinated by the way that fingertips feel when they’re on my skin. Are they slowly dragging their way up my body? Are they grabbing onto my ass and “forcing” me into submission? Is my hair being pulled or softly stroked?

One of the fantasies that I’ve been fixated on lately involves one of my friends who lives across the country. He’s really descriptive at laying out the scene and telling me exactly what he’s in the mood to do to me. I honestly can’t wait to wrap my pussy around his cock, to tell you the truth.

He wants to know where I have always wanted to fuck, but haven’t been able to yet. There are so many spots! The details that he gives me about the way things are going to feel and the way that I am going to be moaning…it totally does it for me every time.

I love to be completely entrenched in the sexiness of the moment…from the smell all the way through to the way that my partner’s eyes are looking at me while they are licking circles around my clit. When my phone boning buddies are REALLY into it? It’s fucking magical I swear.

So don’t be intimidated by phone sex, my Peepz. Let your wildest fantasy play out in your mind and describe it completely to your partner. What do you see? How does it feel? Are there any noises in the room that could turn you on? Tell them the whole story and see how hard you both get off.

What is the sexiest thing that someone has said to you while you were sexting or having phone sex? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Source: New York Times

Image: Allie Foster in Get Off the Phone Bitch by Brazzers

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Fap Along with Harlot: Missing Office Life?

There’s nothing worse that going to work…except when you can’t go to work. The world is going stir crazy, I’m in and out of my office still…but I’m all alone, which means I can make my fantasies come true. Instead of dragging you pervs into my brain today (I’ll save that for another time), let’s use some Pornhub visuals to remember how sexy it is to sit in a cubicle all day long.

This week, I’ve compiled a list of five clips that all take place in offices. There’s a whole lot of disinfecting that’s going to have to happen before anyone returns to work in these places, that’s for sure.

I was born ready for this type of play, so if you’ve got your jizz towel and lube ready… let’s fap!

I’m going to start out this fap session with some of Abella Danger’s ass. She comes in for a job interview and ends up leaving with the salary plus a bit of buttsex. Her blowjobs are always epic and I love how she rolls her eyes into the back of her head when she’s feeling good.

Dani Daniels fucks up at work and her boss catches her in the act. She admits that she doesn’t know how to put together spreadsheets, but that she’s very interested in taking care of his cock.

The only way that Manuel Ferrera is going to save his job is by giving his boss exactly what she needs. Ava Adams is gorgeous in this video. She spreads her thighs wide open and lets him lick her everywhere before she drops to her knees to give him a bit of pleasure.

I am literally a bitch boss in my real life. You don’t do something right, I’m going to call you out on it and make sure you never forget how to do it again. I love the way that Madison Ivy takes control and gets shit done when the men that she’s surrounded with can’t seem to get it together.

A bike messenger pulls an old switcher-o and winds up in the hot seat. He pretends to be a high powered CEO, and when a sexy minx shows up to get spanked, he doesn’t tell her that he’s anything but the man in power.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. I’m going to keep thinking about new and exciting ways that I can get off in my office. You should tell me all about the work sex you’ve fantasized about having. Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Image: Natasha Nice in Office Initiation by Brazzers

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Pandas Get it On: Science!

Nature is such an amazing thing. The seasons are currently changing in Jersey. The weather is warming up a bit and all of a sudden all of the farms that are around me are announcing the births of babies. It’s a primal instinct for them to mate and create life.

Some species don’t possess the sex drive that rabbits do though. Giant pandas have an extremely low sex drive and haven’t mated in captivity in a very long time. Their mating season only lasts a few days a year and if they aren’t in sync, then the banging doesn’t happen. There is a bit of brilliant hope though!

The Hong Kong Zoo closed on January 26th due to COVID-19. Perhaps it was the lack of activity around their enclosure, but the zoo’s two pandas, Ying Ying and Le Le decided that it was the right time to start getting it on. Luckily zoo cameras were on and focused so the entire world got the opportunity to watch an extremely rare giant panda porno. Wanna see? I know you do, don’t lie.

The best thing about the video has to be the ecstatic noise that is made during the act. I’m so glad that the camera had some audio.

Giant pandas Ying Ying and Le Le succeeded in a natural mating, @Ocean_Park has announced. “We hope to bear wonderful pregnancy news to Hong Kongers this year and make further contributions to the conservation of this vulnerable species,” the park’s Michael Boos said. pic.twitter.com/yJCpCdVHeK

— Hong Kong Free Press (@HongKongFP) April 6, 2020

My favorite tweet about the panda boning came from The Kid Mero (who also happens to co-host my favorite podcast).

LE LE THROWIN IT BACK BOOOIIIIII YING YING MAKIN THAT “89 TERCEL TRYNA START IN THE WINTER NOISE” CUZ HE TRYNA HOLD THAT NUT IN SO HE DONT GET SLANDERED IN THE GROUPCHAT

— @THEKIDMERO April 7, 2020

That’s totally what the noise is, right? I laughed so hard when he was able to pinpoint it that exactly. I definitely had a 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme that sounded exactly like a panda fucking.

So, there’s some happy news for us to focus on, Peepz. Maybe there will be some tiny, giant panda babies on their way in 95-160 days…that’s the gestation period of a panda baby, in case you didn’t know.

Source and Image: New York Times

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Hookup Culture in the Pandemic: Harlot is Single

If you follow me over on twitter, you know that 2020 has been a relative rollercoaster for me. My wife and I separated, I’ve had to lay off over 100 people from my day job…it’s been nuts. I’m OK though. I’m OK, you’re OK…we’re in this together and things are as fine as they can be right now.

Does my heart need to heal? Yeah, I mean…I’m healing. I’m working through everything every moment but a sense of calm has passed over me in the past two weeks. I’m good. I get that she doesn’t want to be with me in a romantic way anymore and I’ve made peace with that.

Now what is a Harlot to do?

I’ve decided to take this time out from relationships to learn how to date again. The whole time that I was married I said that I was thankful that I settled down before Tinder was a thing…Guess what? Now I’m single and Tinder is still a thing.

I jumped right the fuck on that shit and I haven’t stopped swiping.

Here’s the thing. I like that this whole #Queerentine thing that’s happening now is forcing me not to rush into banging all of the people I’m talking to. I can totally be careful and make good decisions about who I talk to and who I blow off.

I missed this.

I honestly missed being on my phone all day talking and texting with people who want my attention. It’s such a complete change from the pseudo housewife that I had Evolved into. I don’t necessarily think that I’m going to do a complete about face and turn into an Uber Slut again, there’s no reason for that. All of that fucking that I did in my 20s? Most of it was really bad, and I am not a bad lay.

It’s forcing me to make better decisions and find much more decent lovers and I am HERE for that, let me tell you.

Maybe I’ll start fucking penis people again, maybe I’ll stick with licking vulvas…I’m not sure and I honestly don’t think I have to make a decision. I’m going to use the rest of my quarantine socializing with perverts, posting #SneakyOfficeBoobPics on my twitter account and weeding out the herd until I figure out who deserves this pussy.

If you perverted Peepz are interested in seeing the last dick I had in my mouth, here’s an Xtube clip of the hookup.

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I kind of can’t wait to get plowed again…whether it’s by strap or the real deal.  This new Evolution is going to be a blast, one way or another.  We’re  going to go on some crazy adventures together.

Image: Veronica Avluv in Hotel Hook-Up by Brazzers

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Banging in Amber – Science!

If it were the end of the world, like for real for real…what would you do? My half joking answer has always been that I’d just masturbate until I was warmed over by death so that it would be pleasurable. I honestly think that I would just stand still and remember to breath. Breathing is more important that orgasming, no matter what I’ve said in the past.

The animals have these primal instincts to hunt, gather and fuck. It’s all fairly basic. When animals are going to die, what do they usually do? They either try to run away or they fight till the death. Predator or prey, the fight or flight response is completely ingrained into their psyche.

So do animals and insects ever have the notion to fuck when they are about to give up the ghost? Perhaps…A paper written by some Australian scientists titled, “Amber from the Triassic to Paleogene of Australia and New Zealand as exceptional preservation of poorly known terrestrial ecosystems,” may prove just that.

Invigorating title, no?

The scientists recently discovered a piece of amber with two flies having sex trapped inside. Frozen in time, this mating behavior is actually the first of its kind to be discovered in Australia. It may provide some much needed insight into the evolution of this species of insect, as well as others.

Why is this such a big deal? Organisms that are preserved in amber are extremely sought after because they allow the specimens to be studied in 3D. You can see every detail of what was happening at the exact moment that they were trapped. Here’s a picture of the fascinating find:

I mean, is that cool as fuck or what?

Now granted, I’m sure that what actually happened was that the flies met, decided to make babies, started copulating and then flew into liquid amber…but still.

This is the romance that no one was looking for, Peepz.

Bugs trapped in amber are fascinating to me, and the fact that these two horny bastards got stuck together for millions of years doing the deed? I mean, if I’m gonna go down, I’m gonna go down fighting. These two are nothing but goals.

Source: CNET

Image: Emily Willis in Getting an Eyeful by Brazzers

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What Does Sex Feel Like?

My twitter feed is filled with tons of sex positive people who have a lot of amazing ideas about feeling good. I was scrolling the other day and came across the post linked below by Girl on the Net as she answers the question, “What does sex feel like?”

I went through a creative exercise with a handful of my friends, but IRL and online while I was trying to come up with the words to define my own answer.

My best friend is a guy who goes by SinIsSir on Fetlife. He said:

Sex for me is all a mental game. How do I tap into this person’s energy and find the triggers and pull the triggers at the right time. If the person is open and willing then the ride is like waves in the ocean. It’s a wave of sexual energy and intimacy. the more the mind opens the bigger the release.

That’s totally on brand for him. It’s the mind game of control and energy flow that gets him off.

One of my twitter friends, who is also kinky, said something quite similar.

Sex feels different depending on the style of me. Unfortunately for me 90% of sex is mental for me so it depends. I’ve developed kinks & fetishes & can’t really keep an erection unless I’m doing them. When I find a woman willing to please me sex is beyond amazing. It’s better than money. When it comes down to regular sex, it’s a mental struggle for me & sex isn’t as fun.

I can totally get down with that. It’s wanting to feel wanted, right? Sex and passion are all about exchanging that type of energy and letting the people you’re playing with know that you desire them as much as they desire you.

One of my new twitter friends, who discovered me on Fetlife joined in the conversation by saying:

Okay so for me sex feels like a workout, working out the mind and body to reach that final goal of sploosh! Especially great sex that leaves you wanting more but also wanting to knock right out. Talking in tongues if able to talk at all. Like only a min or two has passed but you been at it for hours

Totally makes sense to me. It’s been so long since I’ve had the speech fucked out of me. Maybe it’s time to revisit a situation like that…

My friend Drew is eloquent in the way that he communicates….He explained:

It feels like warmth, being wrapped in a warm blanket when you are looking for intimacy. It also feels like coming out of a cage. freedom. It feels like for that one moment of, or multiple moments of climax that nothing else matters in the world. That the world could be crashing down, but you are stuck in the moment. like a bubble shielding you from anything negative going on around you

Umm…Yes, please. All of that. I want all of those feelings.

For me?

Sex is like a bomb. Flirting is the flame, the physicality of it is the fuse and the ultimate connection of having an orgasm is the explosion.

How about you, Peepz?

What does sex feel like to you? Be as descriptive as possible, because you know I love those dirty words.

Source: Girl on the Net

Image: Kendra Sunderland in Dripping Wet by Brazzers

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Fap Along with Harlot: Jules Jordan

Happy Sunday, my Peepz! It’s my favorite time of the week again, where you and I get to sit back, relax and enjoy each other’s company. For this week’s adventure, I’ve decided to pull five Jules Jordan clips so that we can get off together.

There is so much buildup in Jules Jordan videos. They are the master of the tease, with extended beauty shots and amazingly intense hardcore scenes. I know you are going to love these, so I’m going to stop talking. Pants down everyone…it’s time. Let’s fap!

In this first clip, Natalia Queen gets dicked down like there is no tomorrow. This threesome has an amazing transition from two beauties showing off their lingerie to deepthroat gagging. If you’re not paying attention, you may get a bit startled by the change in sound.

You ready for a treat? Mr. Jules Jordan himself stars with Emma Hix and legendary cocksmith Steve Holmes in this next scene. Between her eyes and her ass, Emma really does it for me. She’s seductive and sexy in all the right ways.

Do you guys see what I mean about the intro tease? Every shot is stunning and I can’t get over how hot these ladies are. The shot in this clip where Whitney Wright puts her heels up on the guy’s thigh to get a better shot for the camera is pure fucking magic.

Ember Snow stars with Dredd in this next one. She fits perfectly into her jeans and looks even hotter when they are laying on the floor. He’s 6’5″ and she’s 4’11” and it makes for such an intense fuck session.

Let’s be real, Peepz. You’re not going to find a trash scene that stars Angela White. She’s at the top of her game right now and everything she touches turns to gold. She’s in the dark, in a pool…getting soaked and ready to fuck in this last Jules Jordan clip that I have for you today.

Image: Jules Jordan’s Pornhub Channel

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Fantasy Friday: Can I Leave My House, Please?

Stir crazy isn’t even the word for what most of the world is experiencing right now. The idea of staying home all the time seemed awesome to me a few months ago. Now all I want to do is go to a park and roll in the grass while I’m surrounded by hundreds of people doing the same thing.

I was talking to one of my friends about wanting to have sex in public, just because I can’t right now. It’s the rebellious side of me that always wants to do what I shouldn’t but usually can’t bring myself to break the rules that badly.

Yeah, I’m turning into a scardy cat in my old age…don’t judge.

We were trying to figure out a way that I could masturbate in public, but not get arrested for leaving my house…and that’s when I realized that I am the owner of a (not at all) semi-private deck. Under normal circumstances, my backyard faces a busy street…but now? There is literally no one driving or walking past for minutes at a time and that’s all that I need to get my rocks off. It was the perfect scenario.

I changed into some slinky satin lingerie and waited in my robe for it to get dark. My panties were already wet because I had been daydreaming about my adventure for hours. I sent my friend a snap before I started, figuring that he would want to have a little fun over at his house too.

I opened up my sliding glass door and slipped out onto the deck. The wind was blowing and made my nipples hard immediately. The deck chair was already set up and positioned so that my pussy would be facing the street. I slipped my vibrator out of my robe’s pocket and untied the belt so that I was fully exposed to whoever happened to pass by.

I made quick work of my clit, letting the breeze do most of the work while I was rumbling circles in between my labia. My mouth opened up wide to scream, but I knew that I couldn’t say anything. The slightest moan would have my neighbors racing to their windows to see what was happening outside.

The orgasm came over my body like a flood. I shot cum all over my deck and left a massive wet spot on the chair I was sitting on. This may have been the first time I’ve gotten off outside my new home, but it certainly won’t be the last.

Here’s a Vintage Harlot clip of me masturbating on a deck when I was house sitting. One of these days I may get around to filming another one of these in my new home. I suggest you turn the audio off and just enjoy the visuals

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Image: Harlot’s Private Stash

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MMA and Gay Porn, So Hot!

Over the last seven or eight years, one of my truly guilty pleasures has become watching Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) competitions. The unique combination of highly precise physical movements with nearly unrestrained violence is one source of its appeal, tapping into some animalistic, primal part of me that simply enjoys watching two tattoo-slathered, douchebag jocks beat, twist and grind each other into submission.

Of course, there’s another reason why MMA has found a home on my TV set: the sport’s occasionally striking similarity (heheh; see what I did there?) to gay porn.

For example, when two male competitors are entwined in what is euphemistically called the “north-south position,” what you really have is two scantily clad men 69-ing in a cage. Now that’s hot! Sure, the real goal is to literally crush the other guy, not make him cum in your mouth, but still, all that Brazilian jiu-jitsu and other grappling routinely results in porn-friendly positions that invoke the time-honored pairing of pleasure and pain.

Watching some fights the other night, it occurred to me that these guys aren’t doing nearly enough to take advantage of their opponents’ possible homophobia. To wit, I’ve never seen a fighter attempt an escape from a choke hold by subtly pressing his finger into his opponent’s butt crack while whispering sweet nothings in his ear.

Can you imagine the angst, if not outright panic, that it would cause in some of these HGH-fueled brutes to have their opponent openly trying to arouse and pleasure them in the middle of a cage fight? Picture some macho man from Curitiba with his rival’s head stuck between his thighs during a triangle choke; what do you think his reaction would be if the guy stuck in the choke started to stick out his tongue toward the choker’s groin while gently caressing his buttocks, and maybe throwing in a quick wink while he was at it? I think the guy in the dominant position might just release that choke hold and literally sprint toward the cage door in a made-for-Pay-Per-View “gay panic” moment for the ages.

Pressing the gay panic button wouldn’t just be effective for fighters stuck in a bad spot, either. Consider, for example, the delightfully and provocatively named “rear naked choke” position, wherein one man “back mounts” the other (seriously, that’s the real MMA term for the move; I did not make this shit up) and slips one forearm under his opponent’s chin while clasping his own arm with his other hand, with the goal of either choking out the victim, or forcing him to tap out.

In many cases, the rear naked choke position becomes a stalemate, as the man being choked is able to use both of his hands to prevent the aggressor from closing off the choke. Faced with such an impasse, I think it would be highly effective for the aggressor to press his lips against his prey’s ear and say something like: “You feel that hard thing pressing into your back right now? Well, it’s NOT my cup, sexy boy.”

Of course, there are some opponents against whom this approach could backfire. Instead of panic, the false sexual overtures might inspire post-fight stalking – and some very awkward moments on Twitter: “@UriahFaber can’t wait for U to drop by my place 2night so we can finish what we started in the cage #SexyTime!”

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Are We Running Out of Condoms?

My best friend called me up today to let me know that he had somehow scored 500 boxes of neoprene gloves for the technicians at his job. He was excited because he realized that as soon as this whole pandemic thing is over, he’s going to be able to fist as many ladies as he wants to.

Priorities…It’s all about flipping a terrible situation into something you can work with.

Because so many people are buying up all the gloves and manufacturers are working day and night to keep up with that demand, the condom industry is suffering. Don’t let your dicks go unsheathed, Peepz!

On top of the supply and demand issue, Karex Bhd, the Malaysian company that makes one out of every five condoms, is suffering. Their factories were shut down for quite awhile and only half of its workers are back on their assembly lines.

As if all of that wasn’t enough trouble for couples trying to have safer sex, the lockdowns on trade at borders are making it even harder for everyone to get their hands on the anti-baby making devices. December is going to be one hell of a birthing month if something doesn’t happen soon.

What is the world going to do, Peepz?!

I’m so glad that my fishbowl full of rubbers is always well stocked. I usually go through it once a quarter to get rid of all the expired ones and rotate my stock. Since I’m not fucking a real live dick any time soon, I think I may hold off on that for now. Condoms make for easy cum clean up for all of my dildos, especially when I’m feeling like double dipping in my fuck holes.

How is your sex life going while you’re locked indoors? Are you masturbating due to boredom and banging to pass the time? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter with all your saucy stories.

Here’s an unbelievably sexy Cam Soda clip that has more orgasms that you will know what to do with.

Source: Bloomburg

Image: Puma Swede in Extra Large Condom Situation by Brazzers

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