Nature is such an amazing thing. The seasons are currently changing in Jersey. The weather is warming up a bit and all of a sudden all of the farms that are around me are announcing the births of babies. It’s a primal instinct for them to mate and create life.
Some species don’t possess the sex drive that rabbits do though. Giant pandas have an extremely low sex drive and haven’t mated in captivity in a very long time. Their mating season only lasts a few days a year and if they aren’t in sync, then the banging doesn’t happen. There is a bit of brilliant hope though!
The Hong Kong Zoo closed on January 26th due to COVID-19. Perhaps it was the lack of activity around their enclosure, but the zoo’s two pandas, Ying Ying and Le Le decided that it was the right time to start getting it on. Luckily zoo cameras were on and focused so the entire world got the opportunity to watch an extremely rare giant panda porno. Wanna see? I know you do, don’t lie.
The best thing about the video has to be the ecstatic noise that is made during the act. I’m so glad that the camera had some audio.
Giant pandas Ying Ying and Le Le succeeded in a natural mating, @Ocean_Park has announced. “We hope to bear wonderful pregnancy news to Hong Kongers this year and make further contributions to the conservation of this vulnerable species,” the park’s Michael Boos said. pic.twitter.com/yJCpCdVHeK
— Hong Kong Free Press (@HongKongFP) April 6, 2020
My favorite tweet about the panda boning came from The Kid Mero (who also happens to co-host my favorite podcast).
LE LE THROWIN IT BACK BOOOIIIIII YING YING MAKIN THAT “89 TERCEL TRYNA START IN THE WINTER NOISE” CUZ HE TRYNA HOLD THAT NUT IN SO HE DONT GET SLANDERED IN THE GROUPCHAT
— @THEKIDMERO April 7, 2020
That’s totally what the noise is, right? I laughed so hard when he was able to pinpoint it that exactly. I definitely had a 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme that sounded exactly like a panda fucking.
So, there’s some happy news for us to focus on, Peepz. Maybe there will be some tiny, giant panda babies on their way in 95-160 days…that’s the gestation period of a panda baby, in case you didn’t know.
Source and Image: New York Times
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