Are We Running Out of Condoms?

My best friend called me up today to let me know that he had somehow scored 500 boxes of neoprene gloves for the technicians at his job. He was excited because he realized that as soon as this whole pandemic thing is over, he’s going to be able to fist as many ladies as he wants to.

Priorities…It’s all about flipping a terrible situation into something you can work with.

Because so many people are buying up all the gloves and manufacturers are working day and night to keep up with that demand, the condom industry is suffering. Don’t let your dicks go unsheathed, Peepz!

On top of the supply and demand issue, Karex Bhd, the Malaysian company that makes one out of every five condoms, is suffering. Their factories were shut down for quite awhile and only half of its workers are back on their assembly lines.

As if all of that wasn’t enough trouble for couples trying to have safer sex, the lockdowns on trade at borders are making it even harder for everyone to get their hands on the anti-baby making devices. December is going to be one hell of a birthing month if something doesn’t happen soon.

What is the world going to do, Peepz?!

I’m so glad that my fishbowl full of rubbers is always well stocked. I usually go through it once a quarter to get rid of all the expired ones and rotate my stock. Since I’m not fucking a real live dick any time soon, I think I may hold off on that for now. Condoms make for easy cum clean up for all of my dildos, especially when I’m feeling like double dipping in my fuck holes.

How is your sex life going while you’re locked indoors? Are you masturbating due to boredom and banging to pass the time? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter with all your saucy stories.

Here’s an unbelievably sexy Cam Soda clip that has more orgasms that you will know what to do with.

Source: Bloomburg

Image: Puma Swede in Extra Large Condom Situation by Brazzers

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