Are you addicted to food delivery? I definitely am. Now that the world is under quarantine, I’m really trying hard to be good and cook for myself, but every now and then (like today…and yesterday…) I feel the need to pick up my phone and easily plug in exactly what I’m in the mood for.
Sushi for brunch? Yes! Count me in…Pancakes at 9PM on a Tuesday? For sure, you know I’m down.
All of these food delivery services are making it that much easier to say in our homes and enjoy the food we love. What’s missing from that equation? Boob oogling. You know that some really smart business person out there had a plan for that though.
Boober Eats is fucking genius.
A strip club in Portland, Oregon has totally raised the bar, my Peepz. Lucky Devil Lounge is offering topless delivery service for their clients in the area.
If I lived in Portland, I would be all the fuck over this. There’s nothing I’d like more right now than to have a super greasy burger delivered to me in a brown paper bag by a hot blonde wearing nothing but unicorn pasties. Here’s a tweet from their stream so you can see the whole deal.
We will be back at it tonight starting at 7pm! Call in your order tonight for some food delivery fun!! #booberpdx #boobereats #luckydevillounge pic.twitter.com/5xddt5CQzE
— Lucky Devil Lounge (@LuckyDevil_PDX) March 18, 2020
I mean, how sexy is that?
I think this is revolutionary and I hope someone in Jersey ends up swiping the idea so that I can get my dinner delivered by a stripper…or breakfast maybe. Some legs and eggs perhaps?
Sounds delicious to me!
If you’re interested in having your food delivered by beautiful, half naked ladies, I suggest you give Lucky Devil Eats a follow on twitter and hit them up when they’re on call. While you’re over there slide into my DMs and let me know how you’d feel about getting a pizza delivered by Boober Eats.
Source: WLAV
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