How old were you Peepz when you started fucking? I lost my virginity a few months before I turned 18 and I’ve never looked back. I didn’t actually get married until I was 37, so that’s a whole lot of premarital sex in the can before I actually walked down the aisle.
If I lived in Virginia, all that sex that I had before I got married would have been hella illegal, and I could have been fined up to $250 per occurrence. That’s millions of dollars. Literally millions of dollars in fines because I enjoyed getting fucked before I signed the dotted line and got hitched in 2017.
On March 4, 2020, the governor of Virginia, Ralph Northam signed a bill that repealed a law that considered fornication before marriage as a Class 4 misdemeanor.
State Delegate Mark Levine was the man behind the curtain championing his bill. He gave the news a lot of really good sound bites including, “How is Virginia for lovers, if lovers can’t love each other?”
I mean, truth.
The sooner we can get all these dumb sex laws off the table, the better we will all be. Having sex before your married is necessary in today’s society. We have so much to learn about our own bodies and how we relate physically and emotionally to others. Sex is such an intense form of communication. Making sure that you are on the same wavelength as the person you are planning on spending the rest of your life with is important.
My wife doesn’t like her butthole being touched. If I was the type of person who was specifically into anal sex, it wouldn’t be a good match. Luckily, I’m way more into fisting and my wife has tiny lady hands that fit perfectly inside my greedy cunt.
It works for us.
What is the most hilarious out of date sex law you’ve ever heard? Tell me about it in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter to start a conversation.
Source: US News and World Report
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