Ancient Romans are fucking fascinating. They were a completely carnal and primal society that used sex as much for weaponry as they did for pleasure. Someone at my wife’s library had some questions about their flying dick jewelry, so she brought her research home for us to work on together.
Romans used to wear flying penis pendants around their necks to keep them healthy, safe and full of vitality…and by vitality, I mean cum.
These horny fuckers were all about worshiping a guy named Priapus. His mom was Venus but he was known for being the ugliest being alive with the biggest junk you could ever imagine. The Romans paid tribute to him by putting images of cocks up all over the place, on their walls, on doors and even hanging around their necks. During his festival time, women would get naked in public and masturbate to help encourage fertility.
That type of Pagan worship is something I can totally get behind.
I started to wonder if I could possibly get my hands on a flying dick necklace in today’s day and age. Of course, the answer was yes. The handmade crafter marketplace Etsy has a ton of flying peen jewelry for sale. A quick search led me down a rabbit hole of me trying to figure out if I wanted to spend my cash, money, dollars on my own Roman flying peen.
The store Clever Kim’s Curios had my favorite, I think. A simple statement necklace they call, Winged Wang, would go nicely with an little black dress that I have hanging in my closet.
If you’re going to wear a flying dick, why not use it to cover up your actual dick? Little Bear Jocks made this “cheeky” jockstrap with an adorable cock print all over it.
Maybe I should play it cool and keep the flying dicks off my person. We have a huge cherry tree in our backyard and I think our neighbors would totally appreciate this Flying Dick Ornament that Eclectic by Amber crafted.
Would you Peepz every wear a flying dick around your neck? Do you think it’s a sexy statement piece or brash and over the top? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.
Source: PJR and Daily Star
Image: Ayda Swinger in Big Tits in History by Brazzers
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