I’ve always enjoying knowing what people masturbate too. I feel that if you can get the truth out of someone early on in a relationship about what gets them off you get to know them much faster and much more intimately than you normally would. Sometimes, though, this backfires.
A long time ago I was friends with a dude who came clean about his fetish early on in our friendship. It was a big deal for him as he had many sexual hang ups about it. I didn’t really get it, because his fetish was one of the tamest I’d ever heard. I tried, many, many, many times to reassure him about it, but he was so damn paranoid that he never got over it.
It’s sad really, he’s probably wandering the streets now mumbling to himself about “feet” and how there’s someone on the Internet spreading gossip about him. For once, he’ll be right.
I’m hoping there isn’t someone wandering the streets in Rhode Island mumbling “MILF” to themselves while looking over their shoulder, because none of these search terms are anything to be ashamed of.
Clearly Peepz love their lesbians and with good reason, but I wasn’t exactly expecting states like Main and Ohio to be all up in the step-sister vibe. Sure, I expect that kind of kink from Montana and Wyoming, but not Maine. Ohio more so, but not Maine. When did anything kinky ever happen in New England? Not since the Zumba prostitution scandal has anything remotely sexy happened in Maine.
As for Florida, I couldn’t be more disappointed. You’d think that a state that inspires headlines like “5 theories why Florida is so dysfunctional” would come up with a more interesting number one Pornhub search term than “lesbian.” Lesbians are great and everything, but let’s face it, “lesbian” porn is considered pretty vanilla in the XXX biz. True hardcore fans laugh at the “lesbian” category. You won’t impress true hardcore porn fans unless you’re searching for shiz like “castrated grandpa Japanese squirt machine.”
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