You know what’s great about this job? It’s constantly expanding my vocabulary. Pretty sure, I had no idea what a merkin was before I started writing for Peeperz. It’s not exactly a common word, unless you’re familiar with 15th century prostitutes and/or the theatre (same difference, really).
A merkin, if you’re unfamiliar with the term, is a wig for your junk. It became popular back in the 1450s when Peepz would shave their pubes in an effort to combat pubic lice and the like, unlike today, however, going bare down there wasn’t considered sexually appealing in the slightest, so ladies of the night would attach little wigs over their mons pubis to fake it.
Merkins were also used by stage actors back in the day when it was considered uncouth for ladies to be actors. There was a time when all roles were played by men, even the lady roles, even the nude lady roles, which is why actors would affix merkins over their junk when playing nude scenes, you know, in an effort to pretend they had fury vaginas.
These days merkins have had a resurgence in popularity due to all the ladies getting rid of their pubic hair on a permanent basis. You can’t exactly do a nude scene with a bald pussy when the whole thing is set in the ’70s.
The ’70s are well known for their love of large bush, so when Olivia Wilde dropped trou for HBO’s new hit series Vinyl she had to put a little wig on her junk to supplement for her non-existent bush. To be fair, I don’t know if Olivia Wilde has a bare pussy. For all I know, she has a landing strip down there or something resembling Hilter’s mustache.
In either case, here she is wearing a fury merkin in Vinyl. Personally, I think it’s a shitty merkin. Way too dense, doesn’t resemble real pubic hair at all. HBO definitely could have shelled out for a better vagina wig, is all I’m saying.
Have any seen this show yet? It appears to have a lot of nudity.
Check out the trailer for Vinyl:
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