Is This True, Are Guys Not Really Into Doggy Style?

If someone asked me which sex position guys prefer and I was basing my answer on what I’ve learned through the media instead of using my personal experience, I would definitely answer “doggy” with “reverse cowgirl” as a close second.

Funny story, I once knew a woman who would never do doggy, because she thought that doggy style was always anal. I disabused her of that notion, but no word on whether she went on to do doggy, because we stopped being friends. For the record, the end of our friendship had nothing to do with her lack of sexual knowledge.

It’s always good to be informed, though, and if you think doggy is the same as anal you definitely need to do some reading. At the very least do some reading. For God’s sake.

Some of you are dude, so tell me: Is doggy your favorite position or not? As Cosmo been lying to me all these years?

According to an article I just read on The Frisky, dudes aren’t as crazy about doggy as we’re led to believe for a multitude of reasons. One, it’s hard on the knees. Two, rug burns suck. Three, it feels too good and dudes cum too fast. Four, it’s not very rhythmic. Five, queefs are gross.

Riiight, I’m not sure about this reasoning. True doggy is hard no the knees, but so are a lot of other positions and I can guarantee that doggy is a lot harder on the knees of the person who is on all fours, so what do dudes have to complain about? They can just stand on the edge of the bed and level their bodies that way. Problem solved.

Rug burns do suck! I remember the first time I got rug burns. I was still in grade school… maybe junior high and my bedroom was carpeted at the time. I was lying on the floor rubbing one out and when I was done I couldn’t figure out what happened to my knees. That day I learned that the friction that felt so good on my clit didn’t feel so good on my knees.

Strangely enough, I have since learned how to move my body in such as way as to not get rug burns. It’s really not that hard. Also, getting rid of that rug helped. GET RID OF ALL RUGS, I say!

It feels too good?! Okay, I buy that, but the person writing this article said it feels too good, because it’s such an intimate position and creates a lot of skin to skin contact, which is a huge turn on. Wait, what? Every person I’ve ever heard complain about this position says the reason they don’t like it is because it’s NOT an intimate position and it DOESN’T have lots of skin to skin contact.

And that last complaint about queefs, what the fuck? If you’re so immature that you’re bothered by the sounds bodies make while they’re having sex maybe you shouldn’t be having sex. I mean, COME ON?! Queefs are one of two things, no big deal or funny, and neither of those options make for a bad sexual encounter. *Lola drops mic and walks away*

*Lola comes back* Shit, I forgot about the rhythm complaint. According the The Frisky the reason why Believe It or Not, Guys Aren’t That Into Doggy-Style is because the position lacks proper rhythm. Really? Apparently ladies find it hard to keep their balance while being pounded from behind. *Gently rests forehead on desk* Besides missionary, doggy is probably the easiest position in which to keep your balance.

Being on all fours is super stable, I mean, that’s why babies crawl on all fours before learning to walk, precisely because it’s much easier to keep your balance on four limbs rather than two. Duh.Check out this video, because doggy deserves some love after all those negatives:

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Peeping Couple Charged With Voyeurism For Using Drone

Let’s face it, most inventions are eventually used in a perverted way. Take the internet, for instance. Wasn’t the internet developed for military purposed so all the army Peepz could communicate with each other? But then it gained mainstream attention, because people realized it could be used for porn. Basically we can thank pervs for making the internet so widely available.

I mean, since Peepz were already spending so much time online looking at naked bodies they took the time to make it more efficient. Ta-da, now we’ve got smartphones and we can’t function without them, because everything we need is on there.

It’s the same story with drones. The first drone was invented by the military to bomb people, but now pervs have made drones more widely available, because they’ve realized they can use the little flying buggers to spy on naked people. Ta-da, now you can buy a drone at Best Buy.

It’s no good, though, because that kind of shit can get you arrested, which is exactly what happened to a couple from Utah. A mother of six (mentioning her six kids makes her seem like more of a degenerate) and her boyfriend have been charged with misdemeanor voyeurism.

One of the people being spied on by Terisha Lee Norvie and Aaron Foote noticed the drone hovering outside their window, which prompted them to capture the flying aircraft once it landed in the parking lot of a nearby church. After inspecting the drone, the victim found multiple recordings of people, which was taken from outside their residences.

Unfortunately the drone also captured footage of Aaron Foote operating the drone, as well as footage of his pickup truck, which made it real easy for the cops to identify the culprits and bring forth charges.

The lesson here kids is that if you’re using a drone to spy on people through their bathroom and bedroom windows, don’t be stupid enough to film yourself doing it!

Check out this video, because I like voyeurism as much as the next guy, but it’s much more fun when it’s consensual:

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College Students Who Smoke Pot More Likely To Have Sex?

I don’t smoke pot but it’s certainly not because of any moral or legal ramifications. I live in a part of the country where the laws surrounding marijuana use are easily avoided by getting a fake doctor to say you have stress or back pain.

I avoid the reefer because when I smoke I feel like I don’t get anything done – I just sit there starring at a wall in a deep introspective trance.

Wait, according to a recent study co-eds who smoke pot are more likely to have sex? Well then dig that Altoids tin out of your fanny pack and pack me a bowl, because shit just got real.

The study was done by Robyn Fielder of the Miriam Hospital’s Centers for Behavioral and Preventative Medicine in Rhode Island. Researchers surveyed freshman girls on their sexual habits and drug use every month during their first years at college. According to their findings, those who smoked pot were more likely to engage in casual sex.

It’s worth pointing out that prior sexual relationships were an even greater indicator of college sex shenanigans. However, variables like socioeconomic status and cigarette smoking were found to have little to no influence on a co-ed’s sexual habits.

I guess the old “if she smokes, she pokes” rule only applies to weed now.

The study was funded by the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism and was probably intended to shine some light on substance abuse. However if anything it sounds like it’s encouraging people who want to have more sex to start smoking weed. Way to fuck that one up, guys.

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Survey Says: Your Coworkers Are Probably Hooking Up!

Working in an office is weird. You’re cooped up with a bunch of people for 8 hours a day and everything that happens is entirely irrelevant to people on the outside. All the best things you have to talk about revolve around your coworkers and you would rather talk to them than your friends, family and random strangers. After a while you wonder why everyone isn’t just having sex with each other.

Well, according to a Business Insider survey, they probably are!

Out of about 2,500 respondents 54 percent confirmed that they have hooked up with a coworker while 64 percent admitted to having at least hit on a colleague. Although 85 percent of those asked think having sex with a coworker should be allowed.

Business Insider thought the results were startling. Oh grow up, Business Insider.

I’m pretty sure everyone I work with is either married to someone else in the office or actively trying to have sex with one. Every happy hour I went to ended up being a massive grope fest and I found myself talking to gorgeous women who knew nothing about me except that I look like I put off a lot of body heat and can carry a conversation about the hardships of 9-5 office work.

Aside from the steady paycheck and benefits, hooking up with stressed out secretary is probably what I miss most. C’est la vie.

I think hooking up with coworkers should be encouraged. It boosts morale and gives workers added incentive to keep their jobs. People are more than capable of keeping their private lives discrete and wouldn’t risk losing their jobs over complications from sex.

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Anya Olsen?

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Sex News: Sex Ed + Death Ed, Amanda Knox Prison Romance, & 100 Must Read Sex Books

One book to rule them all, one book to find them, one book to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

• First, Sex Ed. Then Death Ed. (The New York Times)

As I started in, 13 girls watched me with trepidation. I knew I needed to bring in the words they were dreading right away, so that we could move on to the important stuff. “Penis and vagina,” I said, and there were nervous giggles. A pencil dropped to the floor. With the pressure released, I moved on to talking about contraception, saying no, saying yes, pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases, even roofies. By the end of the hour, hands were held urgently in the air, and my daughter’s head had emerged from behind her backpack.

Sexual education programming was promoted by the National Education Association as far back as 1892 as a necessary part of a national education curriculum. As information spread and birth control became increasingly available, unwanted pregnancies dropped, and rates of S.T.D.s plummeted. In this case, knowledge really is power.

Good idea, but what exactly does death ed look like? I should probably read the whole article – Wait here…

• Amanda Knox: What Romance in Prison Actually Looks Like (Broadly)

My introduction to Leny was less fortuitous. Every day, Leny watched me jog around the yard (a rectangular outdoor area roughly a quarter of the size of a football field), and eventually worked up the nerve to say hello. I was cautiously friendly. We walked the perimeter together. She told me she was a lesbian and I told her I was straight. Leny told me about how, in Italy, she had experienced a lot of judgement and closed-mindedness. I sympathized. When I was 14, a rumor went around my Catholic high school that I was a lesbian, alienating me from everyone but a small group of my classmates. Later, I became an LGBTQ ally and helped found the Gay-Straight Alliance at my high school. When I told her that, Leny grinned ear-to-ear. Afterwards, she scampered, puppy-like, alongside me as I paced the exercise yard—the next day, and the day after that, and eventually every day.

Amanda Knox, yes that Amanda Knox wrote a piece for Broadly (a.k.a. Vice’s “women” friendly branch off) about prison romances. I don’t know what to make of it.

• 100 MUST-READ SEX EDUCATION BOOKS (FOR GROWN-UPS) (Book Riot)

Curvy Girl Sex: 101 Body-Positive Positions to Empower Your Sex Life by Elle Chase: “Who says you have to be a size 6 to have the best sex of your life? Curvy Girl Sex is here to show you that regardless of size, shape, or flexibility you CAN get creative and have satisfying, sultry, sensual sex! Sex educator Elle Chase covers sex positions from basic to advanced, specific challenges faced as plus-sized lovers, and precise tips, tricks and techniques that cater to your big, beautiful body.”

One day I will read through them all. ALL!

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Masturbation Roll

Peeperz presents to you the best sites on the entire internet:

Camilla Marrone See through of the Day – DrunkenStepfather

Jessica Chastain Nude Sex Scenes From “Jolene” – CelebJihad

Demi Lovato Rocking Cleavage Hotness – CelebSpank

Lottie Moss Black Lace Pantie Upskirt – TaxiDriverMovie

Kylie Jenner in a Super Short Dress! Legs! – The Nip Slip

Watch Ex-Girlfriends Get Murderous Revenge In Future’s ‘Draco’ – Smoking Section

Alyssa Lynn Let’s Her Boobs Out! – BoobieBlog

Ariel Winter – Vanity Fair and L’Oreal Paris Toast – PrettyHot&Sexy

Sexy Celeb Babes – Paparazzigr.tv

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Ouch, Porn Is Hard On Your Body – Broken Vagina Edition!

I was watching a talk show the other day, they had a professional skier on as a guest who in his early 30s is already considered an old timer in the game. He was talking about how his knees are basically finished.

I mean, the way he was talking it’s as if any day now his body would fail and he would crumble to the floor in a heap of brittle bones and torn ligaments. And this was someone who’s in peak physical shape.

Clearly, working out is good for your bod, but putting yourself through strenuous and repeated physical movement is harmful as fuck. Athletes aren’t the only people affected by this kind of body damage – hello! – pornstars also put their bodies through strenuous physical activity for a living.

The pains and tribulations of porn is something we hardly ever talk about, but XXX star Andre Shakti wrote an article called “No One in the Porn Industry Likes a Broken Vagina” for Rewire, which is about that very subject.

It’s a great read and I highly recommend it. It talks about the pressures porn can put on a body and how difficult it can be to get treatment due to lack of insurance. As Shakti puts it, pornstars are basically contract “sexual athletes” and as such they don’t get health coverage.

Even if pornstars did get appropriate coverage, it can be difficult to seek treatment in an industry where you have to appear to be in top physical form. Don’t even get me started on the way medical professionals treat sex workers if and when they do eventually get treatment!

Andre Shakti‘s pre-work routine is freaking hardcore:

I topped off my vitamin cocktail with a few citrus bioflavonoids, which are said to strengthen capillaries and reduce bruising, for good measure. While I ate, I strapped an ice pack and half a dozen therapeutic e-stim pads to the area around my right knee to reduce pain and inflammation from an old meniscus injury. Afterward, I spent 15 minutes stretching, then another 15 minutes strategically applying kinesiology tape to support my knee. Then I hopped in the shower, applying a face mask and a deep conditioning treatment to my hair while I diligently shaved my entire body.

After my shower, I laid on the cold linoleum floor of my bathroom and checked my genitals with a hand mirror to make sure I hadn’t missed any stray hairs. I then rehearsed my enema routine, alternating positions from floor to toilet for an additional 10 minutes until I was “cleaned out,” before shoving a few triangular makeup sponges up my vagina. I had gotten my period the day before, and this way I could still receive penetration without any visible blood or tampon strings. I precociously staged several bags of Epsom salts for my evening soak and texted my massage therapist to confirm our session the following afternoon. Finally, I tossed clothes on, grabbed a small suitcase, my knee brace, and my orthopedic cane, and fled out the front door to work.

You’d think Shakti was getting ready for a Rugby match. The physical demands of porn are freaking outrageous! I have a better understanding of what pornstars have to go through.

Just the other day, I was reading about Dani Daniels and how she chose to dial down the number of porn scenes she’s filming, because of the toll they were starting to take on her body after all these years. Obviously, she listed other reasons for dialing back on porn, but the body thing makes so much more sense now.

The reason I really like Andre Shakti’s article about the physical demands of porn and the stress being a sex worker can put on someone’s body is that she doesn’t just point out all the problems pornstars face, she actually lists solutions!

To sum it up, employers should offer better employment contracts including safer work conditions as well as workers comp; organizations offering health services to sex workers need better funding; medical professionals need to be educated on how to interact and treat sex workers; and the cost of health care needs to be more affordable for all marginalized groups. BAM! That’s it. Problem solved, sorta.

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Frisky Fast Food

My babe and I laid low this Valentine’s Day. I cooked up some gyros and we cuddled on the couch watching Battlestar Galactica until we were ready for bed. Once we were in bed, we turned the lights down and had a little bit of fun with the Pure Wand I bought her for Christmas.

Orgasms are nice every day, not just on Valentine’s Day…the fact that she starting squirting only made it extra special. The fact that we had to change the sheets and mop up her mess at midnight so that we could hit the sack and wake up at the crack of dawn reminds us that we aren’t porn stars, we’re civilians with day jobs and cum stains on our mattress.

Kinda gross…kinda sexy, just like real life.

Also kinda like fast food.

Burger King in Israel decided to bring romance back into the bellies of their customers. They were offering The Adult Meal on Valentine’s Day after 6PM. The meal includes 2 Whoppers, 2 large fries, 2 beers and one of three adult toys. Here’s the commercial they ran for the promotion:

The three toy options are a blindfold, a head massager (I’m not sure that counts as a sex toy, but it feels nice so whatever) and a feather duster. They’re all rather PC options as far as “adult toys” go, but I’ve got to give them a small round of applause for at least trying to break into the market. Since it’s a family restaurant, I really didn’t expect them to roll down the shades and start giving away dildos and cock rings. A little bit of kink is enough for me to respect the hustle.

I’ve got my fingers crossed that next year the promotion will be available in other parts of the world. Getting the beer into the package deal would be a bit difficult because of liquor laws, I imagine. How hard can it be to get your hands on a few thousand black feather dusters though? Kink it up BK! I’ll never eat your food because of my sensitive tummy, but I will absolutely purchase an “adult meal” if it means sharing my support for perversion and sexual freedom.

Would you Peepz be into grabbing an “adult meal” if it included a sex toy of some sort, or would you rather not mix your bedroom activities with your dinner plans? Hit me up in the comments and let me know!

Source: Adweek

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Fap Along With Harlot: Amile Waters Makes Me Wet

While I was gathering porno intel for this week’s Fap Along, I came across a retired pornstar that I had to share with you Peepz. Amile Waters was in the adult industry from 2007 till her retirement in 2014. She is a Cuban born Ebony goddess with a fantastic smile and a hell of an ass. Her name can be found in the credits of just about 100 different movies.

Her clips are so sexy that it was a bit difficult for me to keep my hands off my pussy and on my keyboard to actually write this up. I’m probably going to have to spray my laptop down with some antibacterial cleaner after I’m done, but when you get through this list of clips, you’ll be right there with me.

You ready? Let’s fap!

This was the video that made me start pumping PorhHub for more of Ms. Waters. She’s fucking Suckable with a double sided dildo. One end is in her partner’s pussy, the other side is deep in her throat. It’s amazing to watch her breath control as she slowly slides the fake dick in and out of Suckable’s snatch.

Amile is one of 12 sexy actresses in this next clip. Everyone is soaked and participating in some facesitting hottness. She starts her nude fondling at around the 13 minute mark, but I suggest that you sit tight and just watch the whole clip. Cum shoots everywhere and not an inch of that set was safe…just like I like it.

She teases and taunts her way to a fuck session with a massive dick in this Black Lust clip. Her tiny bikini and matching stockings are exactly the right uniform for the pussy licking she gets from behind.

I don’t even understand how one bed can contain the kinkiness of this threesome. Amile gets down and dirty with the fat black cock of Mr. Marcus and Vanessa Monet in lingerie. They go back and forth satisfying each other in all the best ways possible.

For the soaking wet finale, we’ve got Amile Waters twerking by the water and deep throating dick while draped in diamonds. It’s hot hot hot…if you haven’t blown your load yet, get ready to make a sloppy mess.

That’s it for this week’s Fap Along, Peepz. I’ll be back next week for some more fun that is guaranteed to get your undies damp.

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Ghosts And Recalls: An Odd Week In British Sex News

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Irina Shayk, Nina Agdal, & Joan Smalls For Boobs Worldwide

Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Miley Cyrus (2015)

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Sex News: 500,000 Blowjobs, Man Shoots Wife In Ass, & Sex!

• Meet the 2 porn stars who owe America 500,000 blowjobs (The Daily Dot)

Phillips was reasonably upset because she had a lot on the line. Her bet was for the fifth-ever Team BJ, a semi-regular event where porn stars choose a public competition and bet the house—the house being all a blowjob for everyone who follows the stars on Twitter. It’s been done for the World Cup, the NBA playoffs, and as a last-ditch effort to swing the vote for Hillary Clinton.

[…]

I know what you are thinking: They’re not really gonna blow 500,00 people. This was all a PR stunt, right?

Nope. The event is taking place on March 15 in Las Vegas, and anyone who follows the two on Twitter is welcome. Willing participants will need to take an STD test in the week leading up to the event, but that’s about it. More so, the two are embracing the massive potential turnout.

“I don’t care how many dicks show up,” said Valentina. “If [500,000 dicks] show up, we [will] spread the event over several days.”

While the name of event implies Team BJ is only for men, Valentina and Phillips want women to know they welcome. In fact, they’re encouraged.

 

That is a lot of blowjobs.

I would not want to follow through on that bet.

• Man, 76, Shot Wife In Butt Over Lack of Sex (The Smoking Gun)

Angered that he had yet to consummate his six-month-old marriage, a 76-year-old Florida man allegedly shot his new bride in the buttocks, according to police who arrested the septuagenarian for felony domestic violence.

Donald Royce […] was arrested Saturday night after firing a pair of shots at his 62-year-old spouse in the bedroom of the couple’s Lehigh Acres residence. He is being held in the Lee County jail in lieu of $100,000 bail. […]

During questioning by cops, Royce said that he had been arguing with his wife about their sleeping arrangements when he decided to fire into the bed to scare her. But Royce said he missed the mattress, instead striking the victim in the hip and buttocks.

“Donald then stated he only wanted to shoot the mattress but was upset when he realized he had shot his wife,” an investigator noted. When sheriff’s deputies first arrived at his home, Royce declared, “I shot her and the gun is in my room.”

And this is why we are doomed as a species.

• What Every Generation Gets Wrong About Sex (Time)

But America hasn’t transformed into the “sex-affirming culture” TIME predicted it would half a century ago, either. Today, just as in 1964, sex is all over our TV screens, in our literature and infused in the rhythms of popular music. A rich sex life is both a necessity and a fashion accessory, promoted as the key to good health, psychological vitality and robust intimate relationships. But sex also continues to be seen as a sinful and corrupting force: a view that is visible in the ongoing ideological battles over abortion and birth control, the discourses of abstinence education, and the treatment of survivors of rape and sexual assault.

If the sexual revolutionaries of the 1960s made a mistake, it was in assuming that these two ideas – that sex is the origin of all sin, and that it is the source of human transcendence – were inherently opposed, and that one could be overcome by pursuing the other. The “second sexual revolution” was more than just a change in sexual behavior. It was a shift in ideology: a rejection of a cultural order in which all kinds of sex were had (un-wed pregnancies were on the rise decades before the advent of the Pill), but the only type of sex it was acceptable to have was married, missionary and between a man and a woman. If this was oppression, it followed that doing the reverse — that is to say, having lots of sex, in lots of different ways, with whomever you liked — would be freedom.

Blah, blah, blah, sex.

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The Only Sexy Lap Dance Tricks You’ll Ever Need!

Valentine’s Day has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean that you have to stop giving your man lap dances. Yes, that’s right. I said “your man,” it could be “your woman” or “your person of fluid gender” it doesn’t really matter. What matters here is that that person is “yours” and that you calls them “yours” on a regular basis, because that’s not creepy at all.

Sydney Pole knows that giving a good lap dance is a skill you can put to good use all year round.

If you’re in the Sydney, Australia region I suggest you take a class at the Sydney Pole studio to get the best out of your lap dance education. However, if like me you live across the world from Australia consider checking out the following video to learn all the sweet and nasty lap dance tricks you can cram under your belt.

Giving a good lap dance really is a skill you can put to use all your life. You never know when it could come in handy. Put that ish on your resume and say goodbye to unemployment. Sure, you might have to deal with gross people wanting to rub their junk on you, but then you get to rub your junk in their face so it’s a win win.

Check this video:

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Pulse AKA “The Guybrator™” Is The New Sex Toy Everyone Needs

When it comes to sex toys I feel like dudes or people with penises get the short end of the stick. No, that is not a short dick joke. Well, maybe. It’s a little joke. A little dick joke.

Laugh all you want, but it’s true. I dare you to name more than one sex toy for dudes. How many of you said Fleshlight and then drew a blank?

Oh sure, there are other super duper sex toys for dudes, like cock rings (think Tor) and masturbation sleeves (think Tenga), but they’re not as well known as sex toys meant for women or people with clits.

The Hitachi, the Rabbitt… these are all vibes that have mainstream appeal. I’ve seen both of those in several Hollywood movies and Network TV shows.

Where are all the sex toys for dudes I ask you?!

This is where the Pulse comes in. A product by Hot Octopuss the Pulse is a masturbation sleeve that pulses against the underside of your dick creating a sensation you’ve never felt before. It’s pretty damn nifty and I wish I had a dick just so I could try it.

It’s not just for people with dicks, though. The Pulse comes in the Duo and the Solo model. The Duo is for couples and features and extra pulsating nubbin on the outside for your partner and the Solo, well, the Solo is for when you’re alone and feeling frisky.

When you first look at this contraption it’s not quite obvious what it’s for, but once you see a picture ALL becomes clear. Basically, you stick your dick into the Pulse making sure the underside of your dick (a.k.a. the frenulum) is pressed against the pulsating plate.

It’s pretty self-explanatory from there. Your dick gets hard and the wings wrap around your dick nice and snug like and then you go crazy.

If you’re using the Pulse Duo and you happen to be with a lady friend when you stick this contraption on your dick, you can try lying on top of your partner with the extra pulsating nubbin pressed against her clit. I mean… you see where I’m going with this, right?

Of course, if you’re lazy or have poor upper body strength you can have your partner jump on top and press her clit against the vibrating Pulse.

The technology behind the Pulse is pretty damn impressive. Check out these very important details!

Have I sold you on this thing yet? No, you say. Well, look at these videos and tell me if they help. Actually, I don’t care. It’s not like I’m getting a cut of their profits. This is not an affiliate post. Burn it all to hell for all I care. Burn. It. Burn it all. Just maybe let me know if you want to try the Pulse or if you have tried it that would be even better.

Leave all your opinions in the comments even if your opinion is that you like bananas. I’m not hard to please.

Check out this video:

The Inventor presents Pulse:

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