When it comes to sex toys I feel like dudes or people with penises get the short end of the stick. No, that is not a short dick joke. Well, maybe. It’s a little joke. A little dick joke.
Laugh all you want, but it’s true. I dare you to name more than one sex toy for dudes. How many of you said Fleshlight and then drew a blank?
Oh sure, there are other super duper sex toys for dudes, like cock rings (think Tor) and masturbation sleeves (think Tenga), but they’re not as well known as sex toys meant for women or people with clits.
The Hitachi, the Rabbitt… these are all vibes that have mainstream appeal. I’ve seen both of those in several Hollywood movies and Network TV shows.
Where are all the sex toys for dudes I ask you?!
This is where the Pulse comes in. A product by Hot Octopuss the Pulse is a masturbation sleeve that pulses against the underside of your dick creating a sensation you’ve never felt before. It’s pretty damn nifty and I wish I had a dick just so I could try it.
It’s not just for people with dicks, though. The Pulse comes in the Duo and the Solo model. The Duo is for couples and features and extra pulsating nubbin on the outside for your partner and the Solo, well, the Solo is for when you’re alone and feeling frisky.
When you first look at this contraption it’s not quite obvious what it’s for, but once you see a picture ALL becomes clear. Basically, you stick your dick into the Pulse making sure the underside of your dick (a.k.a. the frenulum) is pressed against the pulsating plate.
It’s pretty self-explanatory from there. Your dick gets hard and the wings wrap around your dick nice and snug like and then you go crazy.
If you’re using the Pulse Duo and you happen to be with a lady friend when you stick this contraption on your dick, you can try lying on top of your partner with the extra pulsating nubbin pressed against her clit. I mean… you see where I’m going with this, right?
Of course, if you’re lazy or have poor upper body strength you can have your partner jump on top and press her clit against the vibrating Pulse.
The technology behind the Pulse is pretty damn impressive. Check out these very important details!
Have I sold you on this thing yet? No, you say. Well, look at these videos and tell me if they help. Actually, I don’t care. It’s not like I’m getting a cut of their profits. This is not an affiliate post. Burn it all to hell for all I care. Burn. It. Burn it all. Just maybe let me know if you want to try the Pulse or if you have tried it that would be even better.
Leave all your opinions in the comments even if your opinion is that you like bananas. I’m not hard to please.
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