Working in an office is weird. You’re cooped up with a bunch of people for 8 hours a day and everything that happens is entirely irrelevant to people on the outside. All the best things you have to talk about revolve around your coworkers and you would rather talk to them than your friends, family and random strangers. After a while you wonder why everyone isn’t just having sex with each other.
Well, according to a Business Insider survey, they probably are!
Out of about 2,500 respondents 54 percent confirmed that they have hooked up with a coworker while 64 percent admitted to having at least hit on a colleague. Although 85 percent of those asked think having sex with a coworker should be allowed.
Business Insider thought the results were startling. Oh grow up, Business Insider.
I’m pretty sure everyone I work with is either married to someone else in the office or actively trying to have sex with one. Every happy hour I went to ended up being a massive grope fest and I found myself talking to gorgeous women who knew nothing about me except that I look like I put off a lot of body heat and can carry a conversation about the hardships of 9-5 office work.
Aside from the steady paycheck and benefits, hooking up with stressed out secretary is probably what I miss most. C’est la vie.
I think hooking up with coworkers should be encouraged. It boosts morale and gives workers added incentive to keep their jobs. People are more than capable of keeping their private lives discrete and wouldn’t risk losing their jobs over complications from sex.
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