Frisky Fast Food

My babe and I laid low this Valentine’s Day. I cooked up some gyros and we cuddled on the couch watching Battlestar Galactica until we were ready for bed. Once we were in bed, we turned the lights down and had a little bit of fun with the Pure Wand I bought her for Christmas.

Orgasms are nice every day, not just on Valentine’s Day…the fact that she starting squirting only made it extra special. The fact that we had to change the sheets and mop up her mess at midnight so that we could hit the sack and wake up at the crack of dawn reminds us that we aren’t porn stars, we’re civilians with day jobs and cum stains on our mattress.

Kinda gross…kinda sexy, just like real life.

Also kinda like fast food.

Burger King in Israel decided to bring romance back into the bellies of their customers. They were offering The Adult Meal on Valentine’s Day after 6PM. The meal includes 2 Whoppers, 2 large fries, 2 beers and one of three adult toys. Here’s the commercial they ran for the promotion:

The three toy options are a blindfold, a head massager (I’m not sure that counts as a sex toy, but it feels nice so whatever) and a feather duster. They’re all rather PC options as far as “adult toys” go, but I’ve got to give them a small round of applause for at least trying to break into the market. Since it’s a family restaurant, I really didn’t expect them to roll down the shades and start giving away dildos and cock rings. A little bit of kink is enough for me to respect the hustle.

I’ve got my fingers crossed that next year the promotion will be available in other parts of the world. Getting the beer into the package deal would be a bit difficult because of liquor laws, I imagine. How hard can it be to get your hands on a few thousand black feather dusters though? Kink it up BK! I’ll never eat your food because of my sensitive tummy, but I will absolutely purchase an “adult meal” if it means sharing my support for perversion and sexual freedom.

Would you Peepz be into grabbing an “adult meal” if it included a sex toy of some sort, or would you rather not mix your bedroom activities with your dinner plans? Hit me up in the comments and let me know!

Source: Adweek

Image: Kortney Kane in Hamburger, French Fries and the Breast by Brazzers

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