Buying stuff is hard. I’ve wasted so many hours in the last few months researching cameras online. There’s just too much information and too much choice. I just want to take nice pictures damn it, without having to sell my first born child for the opportunity.
It’s okay, because I don’t plan on having any children, so giving my first born child to Rumpelstiltskin in exchange for a nice camera sounds like a good deal. That’s probably what every single person who ever made a deal with the devil has ever thought to themselves. Those imps are tricky bastards, though, and you never know what you’re getting yourself into.
Plus, if I was to make a deal with a devil imp type, I would probs aim higher then a camera. Maybe my own private island or something. Come to think of it, that could go wrong real quick. I’d have to specify what kind of island I’d want. I wouldn’t want to spend eternity on a rock in the middle of the ocean.
I just want a nice camera so I can trick hire models like Ella Weisskamp and take nude pictures where I get all artsy with light and color filters. That’s a way better life than spending eternity stranded on an island. I would trade sandy beaches and the ocean for boobs any day, especially Ella’s boobs, because they’re A+.
Check out Ella’s Instagram account, it’s worth it!
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