Top 5: Reasons Why Women Hate Reverse Cowgirl

I hate all or nothing views on sex, so remember that for every reason why someone hate’s reverse cowgirl there’s a reason why someone loves this position. Our bodies don’t all line up the same way and just because someone hates something doesn’t mean someone else won’t love it.

I just thought it was funny that there’s a whole Reddit thread (or are they called subreddits? I DON’T KNOW HOW REDDIT WORKS) dedicated to the reasons why women hate reverse cowgirl. #BitchesBeFunny

5. Visibility issues

You can’t find your vagina, because it looks like Nicolas Cage.

“Yeah it happens in other positions, but like you said it’s about a second to fix it. And when he’s doing 90% of the thrusting, I can just be like “OH NO YOU DON’T” and shift myself so he stays in. Or he can see exactly where he came out and just get back in there.

In reverse cowgirl it’s a fucking nightmare because first off, as soon as he’s out I have to pull up to avoid crushing his dick. Then neither of us can see. He’s up there laying back and I’m holding his dick like “JESUS CHRIST WHY CAN’T I FIND MY OWN VAGINA?””

4. Hobbit feet

So dirty, so furry.

“Ugh seriously, the Hobbit feet is such a mood killer.”

“Careful, you realise that we get a view of the one ring right?”

“The eye of sauron.”

“I prefer supermassive black hole”

“This is so true! And just to make it worse you end up staring at his very unsexy feet and thinking about how he needs to cut his toenails and treat his athletes foot haha reverse cowgirl really is the worst.”

3. You can break a dick

Oh God, that’s the natural bend in his penis isn’t it?

“The few times I’ve tried it, I moved so awkwardly I thought I might break a penis. Doesn’t help that it’s one of the riskier positions for penile fracture.”

2.  It looks like you have balls

She’s also got two pairs of legs.

“I usually look down and realize that it kind of looks like I have balls.

I look hilarious with balls.”

“I love having balls, or sometimes I’ll just be cowboying and if it sides out, it looks like I’m growing a dick from between my labia.”

1. It feels like you might poop

If it makes you feel like you’re going to poop, you might has well do it near a toilet just in case.

“Yeah dude fuck reverse cowgirl. It feels like he’s pounding my colon. All I can think about the whole time is not pooping.

Edit: Obligatory thanks for the gold edit. :)”

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