Normally elder abuse is nothing to joke about, but life isn’t always so black and white. There are special circumstances for everything and in this case that special circumstance is apparently that it happened in Florida, America’s wang.
According to reports, a worker from one of the state’s many assisted-living facilities was arrested after being accused of secretly recording two residents having sex and posting it to the internet. The victims were having the kind of hot, wrinkly sex we’ve long assumed went on in old-people homes and were unaware they were being filmed.
After 20-year-old Alexis Williams was detained she demanded to see proof she had done anything wrong, at which point police produced records from Snapchat and surveillance video from the facility. She was promptly charged one count of video voyeurism dissemination. Whoops!
With all the weird shit that happens in Florida on a daily basis, I’m always impressed with anyone who manages to actually get charged with a crime for doing regular Florida people stuff. You really have to make an effort down there if you want to stand out.
Officials from the Bristol Court Assisted Living Facility said Williams was fired immediately after they were made aware of the incident which occurred late last year. The 81-year-old woman and 59-year-old man who were filmed having sex were never identified and hopefully received no emotional trauma from the ordeal.
That being said, we’re happy they’re keeping it kinky in their golden years and for doing it indoors as well. Florida is a well-known destination for retirees in the United States- from what we’ve seen in the past it’s also a place where they go to have sex in public parks.
A few years ago we read about a man and woman from a 55-and-over community who were arrested after being caught fucking outdoors. When police received complaints about a suspicious couple in a public square they found the woman and her boyfriend drunk, naked and in the throes of passion. Being respectable members of society they politely complied with police requests to quit fucking and put their pants on.
Maybe the suspect in the other case was just jealous Florida’s old people are having more sex than she is.
Via baynews9.com
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