As a result of the current political and socioeconomic conflicts throughout the world I find myself checking Facebook a lot less. Perhaps I’ve simply become a lot more cynical in my 30s, but the world is a weird enough place without the constant passive aggressive remarks and vitriol that people exchange online.
Still, social media platforms are a great way to stay informed of the amazing and horrible things that happen to friends. When someone decides to share a significant life event with their loved ones, nothing is more reassuring or comforting than a like from the guy they talked to one time in a statistics class seven years ago. It could even be lifesaving.
The equivalent exchange of “1 like = 1 prayer” is perhaps the most significant contribution Facebook has made towards solving all of the world’s problems. Posting a picture of a bald person in a hospital bed with a touching caption guarantees attention and compassion from strangers.
This is what one woman found out when she posted a picture of a man in a hospital bed that she claimed to be a cancer patient. Yet in an age of fake news paranoia nobody noticed it was actually a screenshot from hardcore Brazzers scene staring Angelina Valentine and Johnny Sins. Hmm!
The screenshot was from a video called Genital Hospital Part 2 and it’s actually a very poignant commentary on the American healthcare system. It’s also a really hot scene between two industry veterans with Johnny “That Bald Guy in Every Porno” Sins being one of the most recognizable male performers on the internet.
He is, however, bald, fairly thin and may resemble a cancer patient to the untrained masturbator. The woman who posted the screenshot added this comment, translated from Spanish:
My brother is dying in the hospital due to cancer. If you’re not ashamed of him, don’t scroll down without commenting amen and liking this.
God can do anything.
After about six months of being shared around Facebook the post gathered over 500 thousand likes and 200 thousand comments of people sending the patient their best. Considering he’s been paid to fuck some of the hottest women on the planet for the last decade, I don’t think Johnny Sins needs anymore well wishing.
Via 8shit.net
Image: Angelina Valentine in Genital Hospital Part 2 by Brazzers
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