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Fap Along With Harlot: Blue Eyes, Spread Thighs

Wearing glasses has been part of my whole identity since I was a kid. I got myself a pair of contacts before we went on vacation because I wanted to be able to go scuba diving. That all worked out, but now I’ve got a pair of contacts and I feel like I should break them out a bit more often so I wore them to work the other day.

I kind of floored everyone because no one that I work with is observant enough to realize that my eyes are blue. They made the biggest deal out of the fact that I should stop wearing my glasses and just wear contacts all the time. I’ve got nice eyes. They’re probably my best feature…but you know, I need to fucking see stuff so I keep them hidden in plain site.

In celebration of my co-worker’s epiphany about my pretty eyeballs, I’ve pulled together five blue-eyed pornstar clips for us all to masturbation to.

You ready? Let’s fap!

Nicole Aniston looks up at her co-star with her big baby blues the way that I look at tacos sometimes. She’s sensual and sexy whether she’s on her back getting fucked or on her knees sucking on a fat dick.

Dani Jensen gets caught smoking behind a building and ends up smoking some cock. She’s a smoking hot redhead with a perky pair of fake titties that can pull off the whole, “Sweet and wholesome, but seriously freaky,” look that makes my pussy drool.

The blue-eyed Scottish girl in this clip gets fucked every which way but loose while she’s in a taxi. She’s flirty and cheeky right from jump and it doesn’t take much for the driver to convince her to strip down and get her pussy licked. He might be an older guy, but he can still lay that pipe pretty good.

You Peepz know how much I love outdoor masturbation, right? This brunette hottie has her hands filled with vibrators and her clit fully stimulated. She gets to moaning kind of loud, so I’ve got to wonder what her neighbors are thinking.

I saved the best for last. This is legit one of my favorite clips of all time. Cali Carter gets her asshole stuffed with butt plugs and cock for 12 full minutes. She’s got Chloe Amour in the room to help spread her cheeks and get the dick going right.

That’s it for this week, Peepz.

If you’d like a Fap Along list of your very own, hit me up in the comments, or on twitter

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Eating Pussy at the Zoo

During the summer months, I tend to go to alcohol related events. It’s not even like I drink all that much (for serious) but there are so many fun things happening around Jersey that involve beer and wine. Over the weekend, my wife and I went to the Philadelphia Zoo for their Summer Ale Fest and we ended up fucking in the bushes.

You know, as one does.

One of the main reasons why I don’t embibe frequently is that I turn into a super slut when I get a few drinks in me. When you consider how open I am with sex when I’m sober, my sex drive borders on obnoxious when I’m on drink number 3. Unlimited alcohol is usually a recipe for public sex and this time around was no exception…even though we swore to each other that we were going to behave so that we could bang in the hotel afterwards.

I had to pee.

It was one of those drunken emergency pees that you can’t avoid. The fact that I was twisted with a numb face probably only made that fact worse.

I grabbed my wife’s hand and we started walking in the dark through the zoo to the “nearest” bathroom.

The problem was that it really wasn’t close enough.

“I’m going to have to piss in the bushes,” I told her.

“Jesus, are you serious?”

“Yeah, pretty much,” and I made a B-line for a dark corner that had two benches in front of it, “You sit on the bench and keep and eye out,”

She did as I asked but kept giggling. I was wearing a plaid mini skirt, so I pulled my undies down to my ankles and crouched down. I’m not sure if it was my wife giggling or me just being me, but the urgency I had been feeling in my bladder faded, turning into stage fright.

“I can’t fucking piss here!” I said laughing.

She took a few looks around and then came into the bushes with me, unzipping her shorts as she walked. Her brunette bush tickled my nose as I licked the top of her slit until it opened wide enough for me to get at her clit. There were a few rough seconds there where we had to be super quiet while people passed by, but everyone at the zoo was having such a good time that no one even noticed that I was licking her in the bushes.

When she was ready to cum, she grabbed the back of my head and pulled it into her body. My tongue moved faster and before I knew it, she was almost doubled over twitching with her orgasm. As soon as she finished, my bladder caught up with my brain and refocused me. I started pissing immediately.

“Watch where the fuck you point that stream, you’re going to piss on my shoes!” she said hopping out of the bushes and right into a group of college guys.

They’ll never even know the show that they missed.

Image: Trina Michaels by Big Butt Peeping Tom by Brazzers

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Earthquake Accidentally Exposes Man’s Anime Porn Collection

Depending on the culture you originate from, living with family members as an adult can carry a negative stereotype. I’ve lived with different family members for most of my adult life and have always enjoyed being able to contribute to the household and care for parents, grandparents, or siblings. Still, I have also lived alone before can definitely see the appeal of having your own space in the world.

Especially when it comes to masturbation.

Hiding porn from family members is no easy task. While Pornhub has made downloading porn onto a computer almost entirely obsolete, there’s still something to be said about keeping a small stash of sex toys or physical porn for emergencies. However, when living at home having a masturbatory aid like a Fleshlight or a collection of skin magazines in your room is a huge gamble because you never know what could happen.

This is what a man from Japan found out when an earthquake topped a shelf in his bedroom exposing a neatly hidden cache of anime porn books, figurines, and DVDs. When his parents inspected the house for any damage they noticed the mess, causing quite a bit of embarrassment for their son. Oops.

The story was shared first hand through social media and nobody really knows what happened after the man’s massive anime porn collection was exposed. Hopefully he didn’t have to go dump it in a park.

We once read about an elderly man from Osaka who was caught by police trying to dump nearly a quarter ton of porn in a public park to help a bedridden friend. After he was approached by officers they discovered he was attempting to abandon 17 stacks of magazines and more than 500 VHS tapes. The man said his friend was ill and that he was trying to help rid him of the collection “out of good will,” perhaps so concerned family members wouldn’t find it and cause any embarrassment.

Still, I’m never quite sure what passes for acceptable in Japan anymore.

I’ll read about people who take their life-size sex dolls into restaurants for dates but then get embarrassed because they didn’t dress them properly in a single news story. Apparently when you draw the line as to what is or isn’t acceptable you can go ahead and count anime porn as something to be generally ashamed of. Good to know!

Via nypost.com

Image: Ayumu Kase in Otaku Orgasm by Brazzers

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World Cup’s Hottest Fan Turns Out To Be Russian Porn Star

The World Cup in currently under way and my favorite part of the tournament bar none is watching on television to see the stunning women in attendance. Producers are always able to find a gorgeous soccer fan in the stands during a game’s numerous delays after a player hits the grass after taking a vicious forearm to the shoulder.

In previous tournaments these women have even gone on to become minor celebrities in their own right, gaining massive social media following or being offered endorsement deals from makeup companies. However, for this to happen someone must first identify them.

The world’s most sophisticated facial recognition software can do little to identify a random person shown on television. Unless these women step forward after going viral they usually remain anonymous… Unless of course they are a porn star.

One of this World Cup’s most fawned over fans has been a beautiful woman seen at the Russian National Team’s games wearing tight, revealing clothes. The striking blonde beauty is always cheering and waving flags in support of her countrymen making her a popular fixture during broadcasts.

She’s also a popular Russian porn star who was almost immediately recognized by her fans. Noice.

Known on the internet by many aliases including Natali Nemtchinova, Natalia Andreeva, or Delilah G, the woman has appeared in numerous soft and hardcore scenes since debuting in 2016. As a well-documented fan of Russian porn stars, I can really appreciate this kind of exposure.

It’s noteworthy how quickly porn fans were able to identify one of their favorite performers. The capacity for them to remember every curved nuance of their favorites is a borderline super power. My personal favorite porn star is Charlotte Stokely and I could probably pick her left nipple out of a lineup if I absolutely had to.

At any rate, Natalia is a huge fan of the Russian National Team and has been seen at their games long before this year’s world cup. I’ve long accused FIFA of planting professional models from different countries in the stands to make it appear like gorgeous women are casually attending the games, but maybe it’s the real deal. It’s almost as if futbol is the world’s most popular sport or something.

Via thescottishsun.co.uk

Image: Lucia Love in ZZ Cup: Team Tits by Brazzers

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What Happens After You Cheat?

Confession time, Peepz. In my life, I’ve cheated in a bunch of my relationships. Sometimes it was hard to take my own advice and be as open and honest as possible with the people I was in relationships with. All this talk about Beyonce and Jay Z has got me doing some serious soul searching and reflecting back on my past.

My last ex, that guy who lied about having protected sex with the other woman he was with? He had an issue with one of the guys that I had met because our connection was too intense. Honestly, he was also super threatened when I started dating my wife. In my brain, I wasn’t doing anything wrong, because he knew I was seeing other people…but I thought that I had to change the identity of the other people that I was enjoying my time with to spare his feelings.

What I should have done was told him to stop projecting his lies onto me, but I didn’t.

That really seems to be the general theme of me cheating on my partners. We’ll be poly, I’ll make a connection with someone else, and as soon as it goes over the, “this is just sex,” hump, my partner ends up being less cool with the fact that we’re dating other people.

Polyamorous relationships are hella difficult to navigate sometimes.

Actually, all relationships are.

When my bad ex from Texas cheated on me, it hurt right in my gut. He had moved all the way across the country to be with me and then 10 days into our cohabitation experiment, he decides he wants to bang a friend of a friend. Cause, you know…girls don’t talk or anything. I felt obligated to stay with him because he had made a serious commitment to our relationship by moving, but reflecting back?

I should have to him to go fuck himself and dropped him off at the airport.

I still google them both though…because I’m a sucker for a story with a tragic ending.

After I found out that both guys had cheated on me, I was legit grossed out by them. Seeing their faces, even if they were crying and begging, made me feel completely ill. It really didn’t matter how attractive I believed they were before I discovered they lied about cheating, I was turned the fuck off by their presence.

I needed a whole lot of time to figure out what was happening. Did I want to continue dating someone who would lie to me about fucking someone else? Wasn’t I doing the same thing?

In the case of my bad ex from Texas, I stuck it out and it evolved into a terribly toxic situation.

By the time that I was lied to by the other one, I had realized that there were much more healthy relationships for me out there.

I think that everyone deserves to be treated with respect and all that entails. Cheating and avoiding the truth can end up eating away at your relationship from the inside out…and that’s not good for anyone involved. I’ve definitely learned so much from each relationship I was in, no matter how shitty it was.

Talk to me, Peepz. Are you currently cheating on your partner? How do you feel about cheating? Is it a relationship ender or can you work things out and come out healthier on the other side?

Let me know in the comments or hit me up on twitter

Source: The Guardian

Image: Daphne Rosen in Cheating Husband by Brazzers

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Another Mile High Club Success

Have you ever had sex on a plane? I don’t know that I have. I have definitely masturbated in my seat and I’ve given a handjob under a blanket while flying to Atlanta. I fucked a stranger on a train once…but I don’t really remember actually fucking while in the air.

I could be wrong, fucking on an airplane doesn’t seem like that’s the type of sexual activity that you’re going to forget about. I’m going to have to go back through my journal of sexual escapades and try to figure that one out.

It’s definitely still on my list of places I’d like to fuck though.

People are traveling all around the world right now and that means that frisky voyeurs are going to begin their journey to the Mile High Club. You legit have to be a serious voyeur to get the job done…either that or be slim enough to fit two people in the bathroom…and I mean, yes that totally counts, but if you’re going to bang on a plane, you might as well go for the gusto.

A couple who couldn’t keep their hands off of each other was accidentally/on purpose captured via selfie cam on a flight to Mexico. They were sitting in the last row of the aircraft where they assumed no one was watching. A stealth mom recorded the action with her selfie cam and sent it to her daughter for her visual entertainment.

Here’s the clip:

My mom and dad were just trying to have a peaceful trip to Mexico and then they sent me this…….. pic.twitter.com/QxE6JskzuE

— Kiley Tully (@KileyTully) June 17, 2018

I mean, that’s a fairly empty flight, first of all. The fornicating couple kept all their clothes on, so that’s another check mark in the, “How to Avoid Getting Caught Fucking in Public,” book. They also seemed to be quiet. Part of me doesn’t even believe that they were actually having sex. Maybe it’s just a dry humping situation? Who knows though.

I say make your fantasies come true if you have the opportunity to do so.

What do you Peepz think? Would you get turned on if you “accidentally” caught a couple fucking on your flight?

Hit me up in the comments below or get in touch on twitter.

Source: People

Image: Kylee Strutt in Tits on a Plane Part 2 by Brazzers

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Swinger Club Wins Right To Open Every Night

Being a swinger doesn’t sound like the easiest lifestyle. At first glance it seems pretty straight forward, all you have to do is find another couple in an open relationship that you and your partner are both attracted to and proposition them to see if the feeling is mutual. However, like most things in life it all becomes more complicated when you get down to the logistics.

Though the world is slowly coming around to accepting alternative lifestyles and sexualities, for some reason swingers still carry a negative image in the public eye. Couples looking to find other lovers may find difficulty approaching someone in a traditional setting, hindering the thrill of engaging in spontaneous sex. While the internet is always an option, most swingers seem to prefer specialized clubs that cater to their lifestyle- assuming local laws allow them to stay open long enough.

Prior to a recent policy change the Purple Mamba, a local swingers club in the English town of West Bridgford, was only allowed to operate on Friday through Sunday. While weekends may work for single club goers, married couples with families found it extremely difficult to find babysitters.

After complaining to the local council about being unable to attend the swingers club due to their responsible parenting, the club was allowed to operate every night of the week. Huzzah!

Allowing the Purple Mamba to open on weeknights grants local swingers with families the opportunity to make arrangements and attend the festivities. This is a huge win for West Bridgford’s swinging community, which could potentially make the lifestyle more accepted by the general public.

Maybe even other business will see the value in catering to people in open relationships.

Earlier this year we read about a cannabis club in Colorado that decided to host a sex party for its members. The Speakeasy Vape Lounge and Cannabis Club decided to stage their first ever erotic event after reefer enthusiasts requested that the owners give their swinging members an opportunity to merge their two interests. The combination of weed and casual sex turned out to be a hit leading the club’s owners to promise more sex parties in the future.

Given marijuana is still largely illegal in England, it may be a while before the people of West Bridgford see a party such at this. For now they can at least enjoy a nice Wednesday night out without the burden of parenthood getting in their way.

Via thescottishsun.co.uk

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Is There A “Team I Don’t Give A Shit” I Can Join?

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Pornhub Insights On Sneaker Fetish Porn

There are 4 stages to discovering a new fetish. The first is surprise, finding out a seemingly mundane activity has been sexualized by a group of people. Next is curiosity, looking up specific examples to see how this newly discovered fetish plays out. Third is masturbation. Regardless of how you feel about a fetish, you’ve come this far and usually fetish porn is well produced and features sexy people doing sexy things.

The final stage is accepting the new fetish for what it is. You have either found your new kink or determined it isn’t for you. Either walk away from the experience with a better understanding of other people.

This is precisely how I felt when I discovered that having a sneaker fetish is a thing.

I’ve known sneaker heads have taken their love of footwear to extremes and it’s only natural some of them would want to watch porn featuring their favorite kicks. However, sneaker fetishism is quite more than that. While it isn’t the fastest growing genre on the internet, it is one of the most unique.

The hardest working porn statisticians on the internet at Pornhub Insights have dove into the world of sexy kicks and compiled their findings into a few graphs for us to enjoy.

When it comes to apparel-based porn there’s simply no competing with underwear and yoga pants. Looking at how searches for garment specific porn rank allows us to see how sneaker porn stacks up and maybe even how it came to exist. This becomes even more apparent when you look at terms associated with sneakers specifically.

According to the analytics, sneaker fetishism is primarily associated with gay males. Feet are very erotic to some people (including myself) and considering sneakers are like the jock strap of the foot world, sneaker porn is kind of an interesting intersection of a lot of genres to men who are attracted to other men.

The fact that sneakers are commonly associated with male feet and sports equipment make it easy to see why sneaker porn is most popular with Pornhub Gay users. While specific brands also seem to be popular search destinations, overall themes point at a sub/dom dynamic you would commonly see with foot fetishism. Sneaker worship including licking and sniffing comprise most of the top terms.

It’s really pretty fascinating if you like to overanalyze porn genres.

For a more in depth look at sneaker and other interesting fetishes, head over to Pornhub Insights to read more.

Via pornhub.com/insights

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Pre-Marathon Sex?

I used to keep a houseboy that ran as a hobby. He would enter 5K after 5K, never placing or anything, just for the experience of the run. It is still hard to wrap my brain around the idea that someone would want to train for months to run in a race that they had no intention of winning.

“It’s about the journey, not the destination,” he explained.

Philosophical perverts are my favorite kind.

Two days before any race he ran, he would politely ask if I needed anything serviced in my home. There were always dishes in the sink and floors to be mopped, so I usually said yes. After he was finished, I would let him jerk off all over my boots and then lick his own jizz up. He always gave a good spit shine.

He was so serious about running. When I asked him why he never came over the day before his race, he said that it was an old wives tale that you should never orgasm the day before an event. I didn’t exactly understand that logic but I also know zero to nothing about the dynamics of running.

Rest easy though, my perverse running friends. New research from California State University, San Marcos that was released says that a pre-race romp won’t hurt your performance.

For the study, athletes were told to bang 12 hours before performing activities like knee extensions and knee flexion exercises. The scientists found that there was no difference in performance when the participants had a bit of the old in/out, in/out or even if they didn’t.

I think that having sex makes me perform better, honestly. All I need is a short break in between fuck sessions and I am ready to take over the world.

Sex gets my blood flowing and refocuses me to the task at hand, whether that’s working, working out, or laying in the sunshine reading a book. That last one is actually my favorite, but I don’t get to do it all that often anymore.

I get that it might tire some people out, but I do everything better when I’ve got a smile on my face and that’s exactly what happens when I fuck.

Are any of you Peepz runners? I’d love to know your thoughts on the subject at hand. To fuck or not to fuck…that is the question!

Let me know in the comments below, or hit me up on twitter.

Source: Runner’s World

Image: Noelle Easton and Peta Jensen in Running Buddies by Brazzers

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Pornhub Insights On Sophie Brussaux Searches

Rap feuds are probably my favorite aspect of hip hop culture. Though my personal taste in music is limited to anything that came out between 1995 to 2005, I still appreciate the public airing of dirty laundry between celebrities even if I’m not familiar with anything they’ve released in the last decade.

The latest feud to make headlines is between Drake and Pusha T. Usually Canadians and Americans get along great but after years of trading subtle jabs through diss tracks and candid interviews, things got especially heated between the two earlier this year.

On May 29, Pusha T released a track called “The Story of Adidon” where he claimed Drake was the father of former porn star Sophie Brussaux’s child. Hmm!

Brussaux appeared in a handful of adult videos under the name Rosee Divine. The French born performer only did softcore videos and was a relative unknown until her relationship with Drake was made public knowledge.

Now that she’s one of the internet’s most talked about porn stars, my personal favorite Canadians at Pornhub Insights have created a chart that highlights Sophie Brussaux meteoric rise from to the top of the porn world despite having barely any content published.

Prior to the May 29 release of “The Story of Adidon,” only a mere 228 people on average searched for Rosee Divine daily and just 44 people searched her given name, Sophie Brussaux. After the media shitstorm following the diss track that named Drake as the father of her child however, that daily average jumped to 441,289 for her given name and 227,132 for her stage name.

This staggering increase in popularity occurred in just 24 hours after the story broke because, while rap feuds are interesting in themselves, nothing piques people’s interest more than celebrities having sex with porn stars. We usually don’t see this kind of buzz surrounding an adult actress unless it involves an American politician and a lengthy federal investigation.

For a more in depth look at how Drake and Pusha T’s feud and other celebrity news effects internet porn traffic, head over to Pornhub Insights to read more.

Via pornhub.com/insights

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Technology Vs. Intimacy Thanks To Condoms

If you’ve been reading my Peeperz posts for the last 7 years, you know I’m a stickler for condom use in my bedroom. Porno is a fantasy land and, if I’m being honest, I prefer porno without condoms. In real life though? No dick was going to walk through my door unless it was wrapped up in a rubber.

Cheeky condom ads have been around for years and years. Sex sells, so when you’re trying to advertise a product that has everything to do with sex, it only makes sense to turn things up a notch. Companies that sell sex products like to spice things up as much as the governmental agencies around the world will allow.

Speaking of allowing…

My wife and I implemented a, “No phones in the bedroom,” policy last month. It has revolutionized the way we communicate with each other. Before we pass out to catch some Zzz’s

The folks at Skyn Condoms seem to have been peeking into our window though. Their new ad campaign is all about getting back in touch with each other by putting down the technology. They want to save intimacy and you Peepz know I’m down with that.

Do you bring your phone into bed with you when you’re ready to decompress? Skyn Condoms thinks that you should break that habit. By paying attention to the person you are laying next to, you can gain back the intimacy that is missing. They made me realize how often I’m likely to grab for my phone rather than grabbing for my wife’s boobs. It’s not that I don’t enjoy her boobs. They are my favorite boobs in the world. It’s that I am often distracted by the stimulation that the Internet provides.

It’s an addiction that I need to get a handle on.

Tonight I’m going to swipe my wife’s phone. We are going to have a romantic candle lit dinner because this fucking condom ad made me feel guilty as hell. Even though we leave our phones out of the bedroom at the end of the night, we’re still on them all the time. There is no reason for us to be checking emails and texts 24 hours a day. Whatever Pokemon pops up we can catch tomorrow. Skyn is right, we should be more intimate all the time, not only when we are fucking

Here’s the ad from Skyn Condoms YouTube Channel:

When you go to bed tonight keep the phone on your dresser and get a little bit closer to whoever you snuggle, even if it’s your pillow. Enjoy your down time away from the technology that we’re all addicted to.

Source: Adweek

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Fap Along With Harlot: Green Queens of Porno

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This Just In: People Have Sex Everywhere They Go

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Jada Pinkett Smith on Sex

Jada Pinkett Smith is pretty amazing. She does this show called The Red Table on facebook where she chats about various topics with her mom and her daughter, Willow. This time around she’s talking about sex and it wasn’t even an awkward conversation!

I mean, I felt kind of awkward, but they didn’t seem to? Their family dynamic is honestly something for the ages.

In the video linked below, Jada claims to have known the exact day when her two boys, Jaden and Trey, lost their virginities. She has this refreshing view about female sexuality and how we are supposed to learn both the pleasure of it, as well as being warned about the dangers of things that could happen. It’s the good shit that is often left out of “The Talk” because it seems to be awkward.

I completely relate to the fact that she admits to her mother and daughter that at one point, she was addicted to the orgasms that sex toys were able to bring into her life. There are so many days in my 20s that were spent laying on my bed with Xtube open wide on my laptop while my Hitachi was hanging out in between my legs for hours on end. There is a bunch of video evidence of that habit of mine…but honestly? I feel like masturbating at that frequency burnt my pussy the fuck out.

That’s probably why I stopped shooting videos, I think.

There are only so many times that you can feel the same orgasmic feeling before it stops being…special, I guess?

My therapist seems to think that was the issue, in any case.

The ladies delve into plenty of issues with millennial relationships, including lack of social skills and the inability to be brave. Comparing modern relationships with those from back in the day is definitely eye opening…One of these days the human race will be able to figure out how to approach someone you are interested in and be on the same page.

I’m not able to embed the video on this post because fb’s wants you to click through and get all the views…but if you CLICK HERE you can watch the video over on that site.

What do you think about having an open dialog with your spawn about sex? I’m not a parent, but I have nieces and nephews who are probably going to come to me because I am (obviously) the cool aunt. I’m wondering how those conversations will go. Do you think it’s better to just have “the talk” with your kids once and then let them continue learning about sex from friends and the Internet?

Let me know in the comments below or hit me up on twitter.

Source: E Online

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Jeweler Creates Diamond Encrusted Vibrator Fit For A Queen

While watching the royal wedding last month I was absolutely blown away by the tiara worn by Meghan Markle. Being a piece from the Queen’s jewels, Mary’s Bandeau Tiara is obviously of exquisite quality and historical significance. I was so fascinated with the diamond encrusted crown that I read about some of the other crowned jewels that belong to the royal family.

At that point I wondered what a royal dildo would look like. There’s no way someone of a bloodline appointed by god to rule others would use a mere rubber mold of some peasant’s dick to masturbate. It would have to be an absolute work of art to be worthy of a royal orifice.

Enter an Australian jeweler’s multimillion dollar vibrator covered with over 2,000 rare diamonds.

Designed by Colin Burn, the sex toy is covered in gems and was handcrafted over a period of 15 years. Dubbed the Pearl Royale, the vibrator is made of platinum covered in diamonds with sapphire accents. Its value is estimated to be around $1.8 million.

All the gems are set flush for maximum comfort during use, making it functional as well as beautiful. Truly a piece worthy to be included in any royal collection.

We certainly hope the Peral Royale is being treated like a historical artifact instead of a run of the mill sex toy. Luxury vibrators have long been a target by knowledgeable thieves as we saw in a heist that occurred earlier this year in Spain.

A man forced his way into a premium sex shop in Barcelona and used a giant dildo to smash a display case containing two 24-carat gold vibrators valued at almost 40 thousand euros. Because of the store’s valuable merchandise, they had a very advanced CCTV system that was used to identify the brazen thief. Still, managed to get away with the golden sex toys which would be a disaster had it been worth millions.

Given the Peral Royale’s immense value and craftsmanship, it’s being called piece of art. Its creator is currently touring the United States looking for a gallery willing to display his priceless vibrator. That being said, everyone has a price and there’s probably some billionaire who will eventually make an offer in an attempt to own a sex toy fit for a queen.

Via dailymail.co.uk

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Anxiety During the First Bang

If there is one thing I’m good at, it’s making the whole awkward first time sex jitters disappear. That was one of the skills that I learned while I was slutting around on Craigslist. When you have five one night stands a week, breaking in new partners to get what you’re looking for is a bit simplified.

Everything comes down to communication though. You have to figure out a way to talk about the super important stuff, like protection and sexually transmitted diseases. And while you’re doing that, slipping in some, “What are your favorite sexual positions?” talk also helps out. There are definitely sexy ways to ask your partner how they like to be touched. It doesn’t have to be a stale conversation that happens stone faced while you’re sitting across from each other with food in between you. Keeping things light and flirty can turn you both on while you’re anticipating all the fun that will be happening later.

Sexting and building up the tension is hot, but if you psych yourself up too much and have these grand expectations, you have more of a likelihood of letting yourself down.

The Bustle article linked below has some really good ideas about how to get over that butterflies-in-the-tummy feeling so that you can get down to the business at hand.

The best advice they give, IMHO, is keeping it simple and making the foreplay the star of the show.

You have got the rest of your life to do acrobatic moves in the bedroom. As much as you’re considering pulling out all the stops for your first time with your brand new fuck buddy, I’d say to keep that stuff in your back pocket for future escapades. The very first time you’re banging, there’s a lot of pressure without adding onto it with 17 different sexual positions and whatnot.

Foreplay can teach you so much about how your new partner likes to play in the bedroom. You can discover all their sensitive spots and store them in your memory bank for future get togethers. Talking about how things feel out loud will also be super helpful going forward. When you start that open line of dirty talking communication from jump, you’re more likely to continue it moving forward. That way, when you get to the point where you’re fulfilling fantasies, you can just let them rip, rather than holding back.

Do you have any other tips on easing the pre-bang anxiety? Let your fellow Peepz know in the comments below!

Source: Bustle

Image: Staci Carr in her first boy/girl scene, Banging the Ballerina by Brazzers

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Fap Along With Harlot: Cytherea Sightings

One of the first porno VHS tapes that I ever bought was a Belladonna movie where she made Cytherea squirt in a park. I rewound that scene over and over again to the point where I could time my orgasm and gush a bit exactly when she did.

While I was trolling around PornHub the other day, I came across one of Cytherea’s clips and it drove me straight down memory lane. If you don’t know who Cytherea is then you are missing out. She’s the original squirt queen turned filthy MILF and her videos are insane.

Let me turn you on to some of my favorite discoveries, OK? You can let me know what you think in the comments below.

This first clip is a little bit of behind the scenes and a whole lot of the good stuff. Cytheria jumps on the cock of a silver fox. Her ass slaps up against his thighs while he’s pounding her and it takes her awhile to let the geyser flow out of her pussy.

You know, I totally forgot how dark Cytheria’s nipples were until I started doing all this “research”. She’s getting fucked in the outdoors in this fantasy clip. It’s probably easier for the film crew to clean up the set honestly. All you need is a hose and a little bit of soap and you’re good to go. It’s way easier than doing laundry.

Even though Cytheria is known for her squirting capabilities, she could just as easily be the blowjob queen of porno. Watch her deepthroat some dick for us while she’s wearing a sexy pair of red glasses. She begs for his cum while she’s gargling his balls.

There’s a short interview in the beginning of this clip that will give you some of Cytheria’s porno background. She’s been in and out of the industry a few times and she never ever disappoints. Her moaning is especially loud in this video…you can here her get frustrated at her lack of squirting but then she let’s herself totally go and she covers her fuck buddy with cum.

LESBIAN ORGY!!!!!!!
I mean, yeah Peepz. That’s what life is all about. You’re going to get turned around once you start watching this group of ladies making out and finger fucking all over the place. They laugh together and cum together just like the best of friends.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. I hope you enjoyed yourself as much as I did. Yes, I’m going to have to change my sheets, but it was totally worth it, I swear.

Image: Cytheria in Can I Crash and Bang Your Mom by Brazzers

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Is Robot Sex Healthy Sex?

There’s a bit of a balancing act that happens when your sex life deviates from what society dictates it should be. Defining a healthy sex life is really fucking difficult because everyone has needs and opinions that conflict. Researchers can do all the science they’d like, but personal preference and comfort are out of their control.

Take me for example.

In my early 20s, I slept with anyone who would pay me any mind. Sex was never talked about when I was growing up…so it was forbidden…which made it intoxicatingly interesting. As soon as I started fucking, there was no turning back. I wanted to learn as much as I could about the subject and I took that to mean that I should bang as much as possible.

That basically means that I had a whole lot of bad sex.

When I found Xtube and amater porn, I was able to let loose and satisfy my need to fuck with providing a visual for other people. Hooking up with someone on Craig’s list and uploading a masturbation video both provided me with the same rush. One option was much more safe than the other though.

That’s why I stuck with porn so long.

Las Vegas Hotel Cancels Plans To Host Record Breaking Orgy

A group of hoping to host an event called “Sin City 8” with the intention of breaking the Guinness world record for the largest recorded orgy hit a small snag recently. The record is currently held by a group from Japan who managed to get 500 people to have sex together simultaneously. As it would turn out the biggest obstacle for such a mass orgy is the logistics.

Sin City 8 was temporarily put on hold when the hotel booked by organizers pulled out. The group is now left looking for a new venue after the original Las Vegas hotel became aware that the participants weren’t just looking for a place to stay but also have over 500 people bang in one room.

There must be strict Guinness rules as to what constitutes an orgy because they could have had 500 people line up mouth to butthole across multiple rooms. It would look like of like a human centipede version of hands across America but depending on what they’re doing with their tongues it would technically constitute an orgy, at least by my definition.

According to a statement from Embassy Suites regarding their separation from the Sin City 8 event:

“We have reached an agreement with the group. Guests of the group are welcome to stay at our hotel but no events of any kind associated with Sin City 8 will take place at the Embassy Suites. When we became fully aware of the nature of the functions intended to be held at the hotel, we advised the group that the events were not consistent with the standards and environment we support and consequently will not be permitted to take place at our property.”

Maybe they should have tried a place that is more accepting of different kinds of sexuality.

We once read about a hotel from England that was opened specifically for swingers. The owner of the sexually progressive accommodations quit her career as a teacher to run a hotel after deciding it wasn’t worth living a double life as an educator and a swinger. She credited the growing popularity of the swinging lifestyle as well as orgies as being the driving force behind her decision to quit her job and becoming the proprietor of a hotel that specializes in sex parties.

Then again when you call your event “Sin City 8” I guess you kind of limit yourself to Las Vegas.

At any rate, organizers were able to find a new venue for their 500-person orgy, the Erotic Heritage Museum. If everything goes according to plan, they should be able to set a new world record very soon.

Via foxnews.com

Image: Brandi Love in The Late Night Orgy by Brazzers

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Where Did All the Gloryholes Go?

I’m a legit bookworm, Peepz. So far in 2018, I’ve read over 60 books. Most of this can be attributed to the fact that I listen to audiobooks while I’m working. Yes, they count…if I’m consuming the information that is in the books, they count. The past few months though, I’ve been trying out podcasts to give my brain a break.

There are three podcasts that I can’t get enough of, but I’m always open to suggestions (leave me a comment below with your favorites or hit me up on twitter). I’m really into Ear Hustle, The PornHub Podcast and The Lisa Ann Experience. Out of those three, I download The Lisa Ann Experience as soon as an episode is released. I’ve become a superfan of Lisa Ann since I started listening. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good MILF flick just like everyone else, but Lisa Ann had never made into my ever evolving list of top 10 performers.

She has a sensual style to her love making and listening to her talk about the back end of her business ventures has made me really appreciate everything that she is able to teach about the Adult Entertainment Industry as a whole. When Asa Akira, host of The PornHub Podcast, started promoting a special episode with Lisa Ann, I was stoked. Two industry legends candidly shooting the shit about life, the universe and buttsex? I’m totally there.

Because I listen to The Lisa Ann Experience religiously, a few of the stories that Lisa Ann told were familiar to me. One that totally stood out in this interview was the fact that she has fantasies about there being gloryholes in Target bathrooms.

I know right?

Lisa Ann’s sexy, twisted mind is always churning up porno scenerios, even when she’s waiting in line at Target. Soccer moms with the need to pee entering into the public restroom only to find themselves propositioned with a dick through the wall of the stall next to them. It’s a fucking hot idea and I’m kind of pissed that I didn’t come up with it myself. Not that I would have done anything with the idea except for daydream about it, but still.

That got me wondering if glory holes are even a thing anymore. I’ve never come across one and I’m kind of upset about that. For awhile when I was in my early 20s, I was actually hunting around for them. I’d post ads on Craigslist asking for advice and wind up with a million options for a fuck buddy, but zero answers to my question. How hot would it be to slip an anonymous stranger’s cock down the back of my throat? It’s definitely one of those fantasies that I wish I had checked off of my to-do list before I had gotten married.

How about you, Peepz? Would you be into some gloryhole action or is this just a leftover fantasy from 70s porn that I should get over? Let me know what you think down below!

You can listen to the whole episode of The PornHub podcast with Asa Akira and Lisa Ann by following the below link.

Source: The Lisa Ann Experience Podcast and The PornHub Podcast

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Homeless Couple Caught Fucking at Jersey Shore Church

Things get lit in New Jersey come Memorial Day weekend. Some of the most insane debauchery of my early 20s took place while I was walking on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights. There are so many people consuming so much alcohol (and illegal substances) and things just get out of control sometimes. I was never even into that whole “Jersey Shore Lifestyle” that is portrayed on television, but things still got a little bit nutso on the beach when the weather warms up.

I’ve fucked all over the Jersey Shore at one point or another. Under the boardwalk, in the waves, at the bars and in a ton of hotel rooms. I’ve never fucked in the garden of a church though and I’m kind of glad because apparently when you do that, you get caught by volunteers that work at the church.

Noelle Smart, who is 48, and her partner in crime Anthony M. Getchius, who is 43, decided to throw a bit of caution to the wind and bang out in public on May 22, 2018. They were both intoxicated at the time and when they were arrested, officers discovered that both parties are actually homeless.

That kind of throws a huge damper on this whole story.

I mean, being aware of your surroundings when you’re fucking in public is one thing. The first bit of advice that I give to people who are looking to take care of public sex on their bucket list is to make sure that no one can see you except for people who would be interested in seeing you. It was after midnight and I can’t imagine that either of the parties involved suspected that they were being watched.

Either way though, one of the church volunteers caught them and called the cops, so now they have to deal with court and all the costs that go along with the charges of lewdness, disorderly conduct, disrobing in public and possession of alcohol in public. That seems a bit crazy to me. I know that I am only reading sensationalized articles about the matter, but for real.

Where are homeless people supposed to fuck?

My wife works at a library in one of the largest cities in Jersey and she discovers condoms around the perimeter of the building all the time. Public places are really the only places that people who are homeless are able to satisfy that basic carnal need of being touched intimately by another person. Church property is probably not the place to fuck, but maybe they were being romantic and fucking in the garden, pretending that they were actually in England or something.

I’m not sure, but it’s kind of sad. I honestly think that dropping the charges and helping these two find housing situations is a much better way to spend the states time.

Source: NJ.com

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Fap Along With Harlot: Wanking While Working

My posts for Peeperz usually get written a week or so before you actually get to read them. Right at this very moment, as I’m banging away at the filthy keyboard on my laptop, I’m on a long holiday weekend. I don’t miss working. I’m half dreading going into the office bright and early tomorrow morning. I never miss coming up with new work sexy time fantasies though.

To make my long weekend last a little bit longer, I’ve put together a list of five workplace fucking clips to lube up my kinked out brain. I suggest you push that stack of papers over to the side and get ready to pump yourself to an orgasm.

When your boss brings his daughter to work and she’s as hot as fuck, sometimes it’s hard to keep your dick in your pants. The hot Latina in this clip gets fucked in every room possible and refuses to stay quiet when she’s getting her pussy pounded from behind.

Bartenders need sex too. With all the stress that they have to deal with, they may need it more than the rest of us. I couldn’t do their job, for reals. The bartender in this video gets offered some cash for showing off her body and eventually for getting fucked on the clock.

Zara DuRose is trying to steal some important documents but ends up in a different type of compromising position. I love that she doesn’t even bother to take her ski mask off when she’s giving a blow job. That’s on my bucket list for sure.

My latest obsession Lisa Ann is a prison guard who takes advantage of one of the inmates in this Bang Bros video. She sucks him off through the bars but then opens up the cell to get balls deep on his cock. She’s the original MILF and you’re not going to find a scene that isn’t splooge worthy.

Casting couch clips are the ultimate creepy at work encounter. Some producer gets a beautiful woman onto his leather couch and convinces her that she could be in movies, but she has to fuck him first. Here’s a clip with double the ladies for our masturbatory pleasure.

That’s it for me this week, Peepz. Fingers crossed that I’ve made it through my own work week, but at least I’ve got a few pulsing orgasms under my belt now.

Image: Spencer Scott and Vanessa Veracruz in Ms. Boss by Brazzers

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