During the summer months, I tend to go to alcohol related events. It’s not even like I drink all that much (for serious) but there are so many fun things happening around Jersey that involve beer and wine. Over the weekend, my wife and I went to the Philadelphia Zoo for their Summer Ale Fest and we ended up fucking in the bushes.
You know, as one does.
One of the main reasons why I don’t embibe frequently is that I turn into a super slut when I get a few drinks in me. When you consider how open I am with sex when I’m sober, my sex drive borders on obnoxious when I’m on drink number 3. Unlimited alcohol is usually a recipe for public sex and this time around was no exception…even though we swore to each other that we were going to behave so that we could bang in the hotel afterwards.
I had to pee.
It was one of those drunken emergency pees that you can’t avoid. The fact that I was twisted with a numb face probably only made that fact worse.
I grabbed my wife’s hand and we started walking in the dark through the zoo to the “nearest” bathroom.
The problem was that it really wasn’t close enough.
“I’m going to have to piss in the bushes,” I told her.
“Jesus, are you serious?”
“Yeah, pretty much,” and I made a B-line for a dark corner that had two benches in front of it, “You sit on the bench and keep and eye out,”
She did as I asked but kept giggling. I was wearing a plaid mini skirt, so I pulled my undies down to my ankles and crouched down. I’m not sure if it was my wife giggling or me just being me, but the urgency I had been feeling in my bladder faded, turning into stage fright.
“I can’t fucking piss here!” I said laughing.
She took a few looks around and then came into the bushes with me, unzipping her shorts as she walked. Her brunette bush tickled my nose as I licked the top of her slit until it opened wide enough for me to get at her clit. There were a few rough seconds there where we had to be super quiet while people passed by, but everyone at the zoo was having such a good time that no one even noticed that I was licking her in the bushes.
When she was ready to cum, she grabbed the back of my head and pulled it into her body. My tongue moved faster and before I knew it, she was almost doubled over twitching with her orgasm. As soon as she finished, my bladder caught up with my brain and refocused me. I started pissing immediately.
“Watch where the fuck you point that stream, you’re going to piss on my shoes!” she said hopping out of the bushes and right into a group of college guys.
They’ll never even know the show that they missed.
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