Things get lit in New Jersey come Memorial Day weekend. Some of the most insane debauchery of my early 20s took place while I was walking on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights. There are so many people consuming so much alcohol (and illegal substances) and things just get out of control sometimes. I was never even into that whole “Jersey Shore Lifestyle” that is portrayed on television, but things still got a little bit nutso on the beach when the weather warms up.
I’ve fucked all over the Jersey Shore at one point or another. Under the boardwalk, in the waves, at the bars and in a ton of hotel rooms. I’ve never fucked in the garden of a church though and I’m kind of glad because apparently when you do that, you get caught by volunteers that work at the church.
Noelle Smart, who is 48, and her partner in crime Anthony M. Getchius, who is 43, decided to throw a bit of caution to the wind and bang out in public on May 22, 2018. They were both intoxicated at the time and when they were arrested, officers discovered that both parties are actually homeless.
That kind of throws a huge damper on this whole story.
I mean, being aware of your surroundings when you’re fucking in public is one thing. The first bit of advice that I give to people who are looking to take care of public sex on their bucket list is to make sure that no one can see you except for people who would be interested in seeing you. It was after midnight and I can’t imagine that either of the parties involved suspected that they were being watched.
Either way though, one of the church volunteers caught them and called the cops, so now they have to deal with court and all the costs that go along with the charges of lewdness, disorderly conduct, disrobing in public and possession of alcohol in public. That seems a bit crazy to me. I know that I am only reading sensationalized articles about the matter, but for real.
Where are homeless people supposed to fuck?
My wife works at a library in one of the largest cities in Jersey and she discovers condoms around the perimeter of the building all the time. Public places are really the only places that people who are homeless are able to satisfy that basic carnal need of being touched intimately by another person. Church property is probably not the place to fuck, but maybe they were being romantic and fucking in the garden, pretending that they were actually in England or something.
I’m not sure, but it’s kind of sad. I honestly think that dropping the charges and helping these two find housing situations is a much better way to spend the states time.
Source: NJ.com
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