I used to keep a houseboy that ran as a hobby. He would enter 5K after 5K, never placing or anything, just for the experience of the run. It is still hard to wrap my brain around the idea that someone would want to train for months to run in a race that they had no intention of winning.
“It’s about the journey, not the destination,” he explained.
Philosophical perverts are my favorite kind.
Two days before any race he ran, he would politely ask if I needed anything serviced in my home. There were always dishes in the sink and floors to be mopped, so I usually said yes. After he was finished, I would let him jerk off all over my boots and then lick his own jizz up. He always gave a good spit shine.
He was so serious about running. When I asked him why he never came over the day before his race, he said that it was an old wives tale that you should never orgasm the day before an event. I didn’t exactly understand that logic but I also know zero to nothing about the dynamics of running.
Rest easy though, my perverse running friends. New research from California State University, San Marcos that was released says that a pre-race romp won’t hurt your performance.
For the study, athletes were told to bang 12 hours before performing activities like knee extensions and knee flexion exercises. The scientists found that there was no difference in performance when the participants had a bit of the old in/out, in/out or even if they didn’t.
I think that having sex makes me perform better, honestly. All I need is a short break in between fuck sessions and I am ready to take over the world.
Sex gets my blood flowing and refocuses me to the task at hand, whether that’s working, working out, or laying in the sunshine reading a book. That last one is actually my favorite, but I don’t get to do it all that often anymore.
I get that it might tire some people out, but I do everything better when I’ve got a smile on my face and that’s exactly what happens when I fuck.
Are any of you Peepz runners? I’d love to know your thoughts on the subject at hand. To fuck or not to fuck…that is the question!
Let me know in the comments below, or hit me up on twitter.
Source: Runner’s World
Image: Noelle Easton and Peta Jensen in Running Buddies by Brazzers
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