I haven’t written a post about Florida in awhile so I figured it was time. There is literally always something crazy happening down there in the land of America’s penis, so some weeks I end up coming across 5 or 6 different stories that all take place in the same area. You’ve got to switch it up from time to time so I try to limit it to one Florida post a month. Sometimes that’s difficult though.
Picture this….you’re hanging out on your couch, minding your own business and you hear some people arguing outside your house. You mute the television (or Pornhub, depending on what you happen to be watching at the time) and you realize that the argument is happening in your backyard. While you stand up and start peaking out of your window, you see two people fucking in your backyard.
What do you do?
A 52-year-old woman in Key West, Florida found herself in that exact situation. She opted to call the police and have the authorities deal with it. When the police showed up, they found Stephen James Dean and Teresa Ann Behan nearly passed out and slurring their words. They were both obviously drunk and failed breathalyzer tests.
When they were interrogated, Behan told the cops that Dean was a music producer and that the property that they were fucking on was his own. This was obviously a fib to get pussy.
The authorities brought the couple in to the station and discovered that they were homeless. This leads me to another question that I’ve brought up a few times…Where exactly are homeless people supposed to have sex?
Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t be cool with someone breaking into my backyard and fucking. Now that I actually own property, I get how you can be territorial about it. I honestly just wonder where people who don’t have homes are supposed to scratch that carnal itch that we all get.
How would you Peepz feel if someone broke into your backyard and started fucking? Would you call the cops or would you let them finish up before you started chasing them out with pots and pans? Let me know in the comments below or start up a conversation with me on twitter.
Image: Casey Calvert in Sneaking into the Squirter’s Backyard by Brazzers
Source: Newsweek
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