Friday, October 25, 2019

Designer Dildos

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When I was single and living alone, my living room was plastered with framed autographs from my favorite adult stars. No one but bootie calls ever came over, so it was never really an issue. It was basically a “perverts only” living space and that was totally fine with my lifestyle at the time.

One of the first disagreements that I had with my wife when we moved in together was over a dildo. My sex toy collection has been pretty extensive for decades and I have a few special toys that I like to display. Like, if I’m going to spend $200+ on something that gives me orgasms, I’m going to want to show it off. My njoy Pure Wand deserves to live on our coffee table. Even though I lost the battle, I stand by my opinion on that matter.

that I like to display. Like, if I’m going to spend $200+ on something that gives me orgasms, I’m going to want to show it off. My njoy Pure Wand deserves to live on our coffee table. Even though I lost the battle, I stand by my opinion on that matter.

Especially now, with the sexual revolution happening in everyone’s backyard, it’s easy to find products that are for sexy time that are actually beautiful display pieces. Lube, vibrators, cockrings, lingerie…it’s all available out there and creeping out of our nightstands and into full frontal view.

GQ recently ran the article linked below all about the topic and I’m here for it. I’m so tired of keeping all of my prized possessions in a suitcase in my closet. I have whips, floggers and Violet Wands that I have spend thousands of dollars on. Showing off the good stuff is something that everyone else gets to do, so why can’t perverts? I know that there are lines in the sand about that type of stuff. I wouldn’t invite my nieces over to hang out and play video games in my dungeon or anything. If adults are coming into my space though, they should honestly know me well enough to realized that I’m kinky and that my life basically revolves around pain, pleasure and all the sensations in the middle.

One thing that the article discusses that I hadn’t thought of was beautifully packaged lube. I keep my lube next to my bed in a drawer because that’s handy. If I spent most of my masturbation sessions in the bathroom, I would probably keep it in my medicine cabinet. I like my lube to be handy, but I don’t necessarily need to show off my love for Bad Dragon Cum Lube to the masses…or, you know, whoever heads into my bedroom.

Kayta Rodriguez has no less than 18 million orgasms in this super hot clip from fucking machines. I assure you that if I had a Symbian, I would be displaying it on my coffee table so that anyone who wanted to go for a ride could do so.

How do you Peepz feel about leaving out your sexual accessories for all to see? Do you think that it’s tacky to display those types of things in your home? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Source: GQ

Image: Rhylee Richards in Sex Toys on the Gunn Show by Brazzers



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