Don’t Fuck In This Guy’s Garage

I’ve had sex in more than a few parking garages. If you find the right spot, it’s an easy place to find some alone time while still feeling like you’re out in public. It can be a complete rush, but not on this guy’s time.

A man named Evon Stephens was sentenced to five years in prison for setting fire to the parking garage in the King’s Plaza Shopping Center in Brooklyn, New York back in September 2018. The reason for his arson?

He was tired of people fucking in the parking garage.

I mean…that seems like the worst reason to set a fire. Just saying.

Was this parking garage a hot spot for illicit affairs? I mean, every once and awhile is one thing, right? How often is too often to walk in on someone’s public love affair though?

Or I mean, he could totally just be using public sex as an excuse for his arson attempt. I think that’s a bit more likely.

No one was badly hurt in the fire. A few people were treated for smoke inhalation though. The big bang was that a whole fuck ton of very expensive cars were damaged in the blaze. There were 135 cars owned by Mercedes-Benz burnt to a crisp. The car dealer decided to go after Mr. Stephens with guns blazing and sue him for 7.1 MILLION DOLLARS. What in the fuck, are they on crack? The judge that heard the case literally LOL’d at that number and told the dealership to fuck off.

Stephens still has to do five years for arson though.

Regardless of your opinions on public sex, setting fire to buildings is not at all the proper response to the act. Maybe calling security would have been better? I’m not a narc though…I say keep fucking in the dark corners when no one is looking and get your rocks off when you can.

Source: NY Post

Image: Amia Miley in A Parking Lot Pounding by Brazzers

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