I don’t consider myself to be a size queen or anything, but I definitely do have a particular kink where I like to fuck myself with things that aren’t necessarily dildos. My Xtube videos have featured a lot of my strange sex habits, like the time that I fucked a coat rack on a dare or the time that I used the phone on my boss’ desk to cum all over the place.
I mean…my masturbation habit has always been quirky and I’m not afraid to admit it.
One thing that I have never fantasized about is fucking myself with a building. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to fuck yourself with buildings or anything…it’s just not something that I was creative enough to come up with myself.
Luckily for all of us, design firms like Wolfgang & Hite exist to fill in the gaps where our own creativity was lacking.
Wolfgang & Hite has designed a scaled set of architectural sex toys that reimagines each of the new buildings at the Hudson Yards as a unique dildo. The full set of custom molded silicon toys fits snugly into a scaled replica of the entire 28-acre development.
The fact that they are describing the set as a Luxury Real Estate Dildo Experience has me intrigued for sure. The issue is the size of all the toys though.
The set looks a little something like this:
Those things are fucking HUGE. You’ve also got to take all those ridges into consideration. I mean, I know they’re made of silicone and everything, but those squared edges don’t look very comfortable to me. Maybe that’s why you can’t purchase these bad boys yet.
The collection they are calling XXX: HY has only been made into prototypes so far. If a box of these dicks showed up on my doorstep, would I fuck myself with them? Of course the answer is going to be yes. But I think that after I took each of them for a ride, I’d end up displaying the collection on my coffee table, rather than keeping them in my masturbation rotation.
All this talk got me thinking though, what kind of skyscraper shape would I like to fuck? Would I be into an Empire State building shaped shaft? Maybe my pussy would enjoy something a little smaller, like the Vista Tower in Chicago, or The Pinnacle in Guangzhou, China.
What do you Peepz think? Are the dildos in XXX:HY good enough to fuck or are you as intimidated as I am at the thought of fucking yourself with massive skyscrapers? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.
Source: Wolfgang & Hite and Curbed
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