Know what stinks? When you write up this 500 snippet of your love for all things titties, and then LibreOffice crashes and you loose the whole damn thing.
Maybe it was fate though…
Because I would also like to talk a bit about how it’s MOTHER FUCKING LEGAL FOR EVERYONE, REGARDLESS OF SEXUAL ORIENTATION, TO GET MARRIED IN THE UNITED EFFING STATES OF AMERICA NOW!!!!
Yes, I’m totally aware that we are years/decades behind awesome countries like Canada…
However this is monumental for me and my peoples.
So here…to celebrate the Supreme Court of the U.S of A taking another step towards equality…are my Top 5 Wedding Themed Porno Clips!
How hot does Donna Bell look in her white dress and stockings? In the back seat of her limo on the way to her marriage ceremony, the only thing she’s thinking about is how big her driver’s cock must be. Both holes are wide open and available for his perusal.
Twas the Night Before the Wedding all all through her vagina, she was moaning so loud they could hear her in China. Her titties were bouncing while his hard cock did pound, her juices were flowing all over her mound…
I’ll stop rhyming now. Just watch the porno. Hot bachelorette babes coercing the bride into one more good time before the wedding day.
Jada Stevens comes to the rescue in this Naughty America Clip. Phoenix Marie is pissed off at her brand new husband so the two ladies decide to have a threesome with the best man to make her feel better. A little bit of deepthroating always makes me feel right as rain.
In this dramatic (but super hot) clip from Lesbea, Zuzana Zelezonovova is the object of affection for her friend who is about to get hitched. The bride is having second thoughts and, when her love is revealed, a finger-banging love fest commences.
If I were ever going to get married, I swear this is how I do it. Fuck having all my family there to celebrate the fun…I’d just want to get dolled up in lingerie and eat my girl’s pussy while all our friends were watching.
So hooray for legalizing love….and for porno…and for weddings that end in orgasms.
If you want your very own Fap Along with Harlot list, leave me a comment below or hit me up on Twitter and Tumblr.
Enjoy your week, and keep fapping!
Image: Romi Rain in Romi’s Early Wedding Gift from Brazzers
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