Boners, they can be a problem. That is one (among many) reasons why it’s so awesome to be a woman. When we get turned on and our clits get engorged with blood no one can tell. I mean, unless we’re naked with our legs spread eagle with someone’s face inches away from our crotches, but how often does that happen in public?!
All that to say, no embarrassing public boners. In high school I never had to hold a binder in front of my crotch hoping no one would notice the bulge Miss Teacher and her tight pencil skirt gave me. Nope, we had it easy. All I had to do when I got turned on in high school was ask to be excused to the bathroom and rub on out while sitting comfortably on a toilet seat.
I’d like to thanks my geography teacher for all the good times I spent in my high school’s bathroom. Thanks Bob, and may your soul rest in peace. Actually, he’s probably still alive, but that felt like a good way to end the sentence.
Thanks to Bloxers, though, future generation of teenage boys and, let’s admit it, grown ass adults no longer have to worry about popping that awkward public boner. Bloxers is for happy men whose peens like to stand up and salute at the most inopportune times.
The video makes Bloxers seems like one of those “fake” products that were so often satirized on SNL but these are for real:
Each pair has an all cotton exterior with a hypoallergenic stretch fabric sewn along the inseam. This fabric, dubbed the “Deflector Shield” covers your crotch and deflects you to your chosen side. Go ahead, get happy, we have you covered ;).
They hide your boner, dude. It’s as simple as that. “When life makes it hard, Bloxers make it easy.”
Check out the video:
Via buzzfeed.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd
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