Top 5: Worst (Or Best?) Boob Inventions

Boobs are one of those things that don’t need much improvement. They’re like toilet paper that way… there’s only so much you can do to improve on that one brilliant, yet basic, idea. Yet, people are constantly trying to make the whole having boobs experience more pleasurable only to end up with epic FAILS or not?! I’ll leave it up to you to decide if these are the worst of the best boob inventions.

5. Cami Secret – Boob Apron

I don’t get this one. I mean, I get it because I have a brain and I understand that some people don’t like wearing layers and that some people find cleavage to be akin to the devil, so, you know, the boob apron was invented to solve both those problems. What I don’t get is what some people have against cleavage… or layers for that matter.

4. The Daddy Nurser

It’s a neat idea, you know, a good way for daddy to bond with baby in a way a mother only can, but the execution is so bad this picture has been giving me nightmares. I really hope that’s not a real baby, because it’s sure to grow up with major psychological issues.

3. Solar Powered Solar Bra To Charge Your iPhone Or A Toaster?!

A bra that will charge you iPhone, power your toaster, AND provide you with a cool drink of water via boob enhancing water pouches?! I’m in. Except for one little thing… I don’t even like wearing regular bras and this thing is a monstrosity. Better luck next time.

2. The Nipple Bra

 

The no bra look is pretty awesome, except when you have naturally saggy breast. As weird as it might seem, I’m actually into this bra. I mean, it’s horrible and reminds me of the Sex and the City episode where Samantha wears fake perky nipples over her own nipples so they would look permanently erect.

I don’t think I can get behind anything that Jennifer Aniston would be into. I have no proof, but it’s obvious Jen wore a nipple bra the entire time she was on Friends. I never thought I would be able to say Rachel and Samantha have something in common.

1. Tweeting Bra

Do I want my Twitter followers to get notified every single time I unhook my bra? No thanks. Do my Twitter followers want to get notified every time I take off my bra? Probably. Bunch of pervs.

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