Thursday, January 14, 2016

70-Year-Old Florida Inmate Has Had Golden Shower Before

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John Ryasko has been behind bars – not for the first time I’m assuming – since last October when he was arrested for trespassing and disorderly conduct. Sadly, that’s all the details I’ve got on the 70-year-old’s arrest record, but one interesting detail has since come up.

Fellow detainee Javerious Yearby, a 23-year-old locked up for a host of reasons including evidence tampering and marijuana possession, allegedly threw a cup of urine in Ryasko’s face. When asked how he knew that it was urine and not another kind of liquid like juice or water, Ryasko said: “I have had a golden shower before from a woman and it burned my eyes. That’s how I know it’s piss because it burned my eyes.”

That’s some pretty stellar reasoning, but really I think your average Jo would be able to identify urine even if he had never received a golden shower before.

When asked why he would throw urine in Ryasko’s face Yearby said that the 70-year-old offered to perform a sex act on him. I can only imagine what kind of sex act Ryasko would offer to perform on Yearby considering the former was already familiar with golden showers. I’m sure the kinky 70-year-old has quite the imagination. That’s one of the upsides of growing into a wise old man.

The cell block’s video surveillance camera was broken and the remnants of liquid found on the floor and on the bars where the incident took place weren’t enough to determine if the liquid was indeed urine. No arrest was made. Only in Florida.

Via thesmokinggun.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd

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