For those of us who grew up in the dark days of internet access, masturbating was nothing less of an art form. Climaxing with only the help of a Lane Bryant catalog and late night commercials for the Thigh Master was like finishing a masterpiece- and sometimes you didn’t even have these luxuries.
When all else failed you had to rely on your imagination by piecing together whatever bits of pop culture you could rearrange in your mind to induce a boner. For most people my age that meant imagining princess Leia naked.
Carrie Fisher single handedly created a science fiction fetish by being the only female of note in the original Star Wars trilogy. Leia jumping around in a bronze bikini in Return of the Jedi had all the makings of perfect boner fuel in a time when porn only existed in hard-to-find formats.
Now, of course, porn is plentiful. With the release of The Force Awakens both Star Wars and the porn that parodies it have never been more popular, and the good people at Pornhub Insights have crunched the data to prove it.
This graph pretty much mirrors exactly how hyped I became for Star Wars after hearing about the new movies. I had internally downplayed how excited I would be at first, but by the week of the premiere and the days after seeing it opening night I was a complete fanboy once again.
Searches for porn related to Star Wars stayed pretty consistent until the week of the 18th when things started to skyrocket. They also created a graph that showed what people searched for.
General searches for “Star Wars” were definitely the most popular, but people hoping to find something resembling Leia in her slave costume are also on the board. People also seemed to be really into lightsaber shaped sex toys, which seems pretty reasonable considering how phallic they are.
It’s also pretty interesting that Carrie Fisher’s priceless Leia still holds the top spot for sexiest Star Wars woman over Natalie Portman’s hard-nippled portrayal of Queen Amidala.
At any rate, The Force Awakens is an amazing movie and I’m looking forward to seeing the direction Star Wars porn will take after its release. I’m thinking BB-8 butt plugs.
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