Mathematics is in part a pursuit devoted to recognizing patterns. Statisticians particularly enjoy doing this by analyzing data in order to help people understand important things, like how long you’re going to live and if you qualify for life insurance. They also use their math powers for less depressing things than reducing the significance of life to dollar values.
For the good people at Pornhub Insights this involves crunching the anonymous data collected from Pornhub and using it to see how people’s pornography viewing habits are affected by current events.
This time they’ve broken down the searches done by people searching for porn inspired by Minecraft, the open world sandbox video game where players harvest materials and use them to build whatever they want. Fans of this game are noted for being very enthusiastic, and its unique look has influenced other video games causing it to become a pop culture phenomenon.
That being said it’s blocky, minimalistic graphics are particularly hard to masturbate to.
You can waste your time trying to punch trees into sticks and using them to craft a wooden vagina, but fans of Minecraft have found it easier to see what video game inspired material Pornhub has to offer.
This graph shows the most popular searches people have made while looking for porn related to Minecraft. While there isn’t much arousing about a video game with the sexual appeal of a stack of bricks, these terms pretty much flush out everything you’re going to find that helps you masturbate to a series of squares.
While it’s possible some of these people may have simply mistaken Pornhub for their favorite search engine, I like to think some keep up with current events through searching for porn that focuses on pressing issues.
According to this graph, searches for Minecraft related porn experienced a spike whenever the popular video game was mentioned in the news. Apparently some people’s first instinct upon reading about something happening on the internet is to see how this relates to any possible boners they might have. Interesting!
For a more in depth look at how Pornhub users search for Minecraft porn and how other video games effect internet pornography traffic, head over to Pornhub Insights.
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