Peepz without penises, are you tired of getting the same old dick pics in your inbox? I know I am.
Peepz with penises, maybe you should try spicing things up a bit and have some professional dick pics taken.
This story can get filed in the, “Why Didn’t I Think Of This First,” category of perversion.
Soraya Doolbaz is an artist who was tired of receiving the same old dick pics when she was single. She After comparing notes with her friends, she decided to change the game and become a professional dick photographer.
She doesn’t just take pictures of dicks though…that would be too easy.
She comes up with themes for each photo shoot and dresses the dongs up to suit the occasion. With names like Dicki Minaj, Fidel Cockstroke, and Adolf Clit Tickler, I’m so into her art that it’s crazy. This is what a dick pic should look like Peepz. If you don’t have a sense of humor about your penis, then you think too highly of yourself.
If I was still dating dudes, and I got one of these dick pics in my inbox, the guy would get a call back and probably an invite over to my place so that I could spend some quality time with his member.
Honestly.
This is the best thing to happen to penis pictures since the invention of the Polaroid.
Here’s a video from the New York Post story:
The Art of Dick Pics from Capital K Pictures on Vimeo.
It’s like I say all the time (but Gypsy Rose Lee found out first) , in order to get noticed in this world, you’ve got to have a gimmick.
Source: New York Post
Images: Soraya Doolbaz’s website, Dicture Gallery
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