Brazil Is Getting Ready To Fuck

One of my best friends moved back to Brazil last week. It was super sad to see him go, but the fact that he’ll be able to make a boat load of money with his music career in South America makes me pretty OK with his decision. Also, he’s going to be able to see a whole lot of Brazilian ass…and that makes it even more OK.

See?

Brazilian ass literally makes everything better.

Before he left, my friend ordered the largest pack of condoms possible and had it shipped to his house. I didn’t ask him why when he told me about it, because it’s really none of my business though I was pretty happy that he was planning on both getting laid and doing it safely.

When his flight landed and he was back at his house, he dumped the whole bag of condoms on his bed and sent me a picture of it captioned, “I’m so ready for the Olympics.”

I wasn’t sure what he meant, so he explained to me that athletes are apparently super horned up and bang a lot…and that he was planning on not only getting some action for himself, but selling condoms on the side.

Then on Sunday, he sent me a link to a New York Post article talking about all of the condoms that are being sent there in preparation. They say that there will be about 450,000 condoms distributed during the games, as well as 175,000 packets of lube.

That’s a lot of sex and it makes me wonder why Doggie Style Gangbanging isn’t an Olympic sport. Can I start a petition or something to make that happen?

Everything clicked and I remembered something about the last Olympics causing a stir of the same kind.

While I don’t necessarily buy into the hype of any major sporting event, the idea of wanting to bone is something that I can wrap my mind around.

What’s that you say? You want more Brazilian sex videos? That sounds like a plan to me.

Are you Peepz psyched for the Summer Olympics? What sex sport do you think should be included in this year’s games? Let me know in the comments!

Source: NY Post

Image: Abby Lee Brazil in Busting Over Brazil by Brazzers

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