Can You Unlock Your Galaxy S7 With A Swipe Of Your Penis?

I was probably one of the last people to get a smartphone as I figured owning one would be a waste of time and money. I was half right.

While being needlessly connected to friends I haven’t talked to in years was as lackluster as I had imagined, having a GPS device available at all times has improved my life as a notoriously nervous driver. That being said I have owned the same phone for nearly 4 years because I see no point in upgrading.

My phone does everything I need it to do and the screen is only slightly cracked. However the one feature that has almost tempted me to upgrade is the ability to unlock the phone via a fingerprint sensor. No longer would I need to remember a 4-digit pin code or draw a pentagram every time someone posts a picture of their lunch.

Unlocking my phone could be as easy as rubbing a finger over the sensor and, according to one Reddit user, I could even use my nipple, penis, elbow or testicle. Cool!

An owner of the new Samsung Galaxy S7 became fascinated with the device’s fingerprint reader which allows the owner to unlock the phone without having to enter a code. He used all his newly acquired free time to find out what other unique skin signatures the sensor could detect and posted his results to Reddit.

Apparently the sensor is able to detect one’s penisprint, allowing the owner of a Galaxy S7 to unlock their phone with the unique pattern of the skin on the tip of their penis. The device was also able to be programed to recognize portions of the man’s scrotum, as well as both his left and right nipples.

In other news you probably don’t want to touch this guy’s phone as rubbing your genitals on everything was revealed to be the best security measure of all time.

Image: Tasha Reign in Let Me Take A Brazzers Selfie! by Brazzers

Via droid-life.com

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