Apparently 30 minutes of sex is the equivalent to a 3 mile bike ride and you burn 2 hot dogs’ worth of calories while you’re doing it. Personally, I’d rather eat hot dogs and watch porn instead of going to the gym, but that’s just me. I don’t really care about the calorie burning, but since we’re all fat fuckers (according to all the mediaz*) it couldn’t hurt to get our blood pumping while doing one of our favorite activities: getting off!
Pornhub came up with the perfect solution: BangFit is the fitness method gyms don’t want you to hear about.
BangFit gets you fit as f**k
It combines the cardio of zumba, the intensity of crossfit, and the flexibility of yoga (mixed with your favorite sport).
Sure, cowgirl crunches, booty bumpers, and medicine balls will definitely get you in shape.
BangFit spices up your sex life
BangFit is the perfect excuse to watch porn along with your partner. After all, you’re doing it for your health.
Moan and tone is the perfect way to get your partner to skip the gym and spend another hour in bed with you.
Most of all, BangFit is fun.
Follow our revolutionary method to get into incredible shape while having the time of your life.
All you need to start getting fit is a smartphone and a working ding-dong. Go to bang.fit, click to play, enter bangfit.mobi on your smartphone, key in the right code, and you’re ready to go. We’ve got workouts for one player, two players, and three players.
With BangFit you can have your wieners and eat them too. It’s time to workout, and in, and out, and in, and out… [Takes a breath] And in, and out, and in, and out…
Check out the video:
*The mediaz are all full of shit.
P.S. This is a beta version of www.bang.fit. Experiences that cater
to all sexual preferences and orientations will be available soon.
Via bang.fit – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd
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