This week’s sex news from around the web brings you a story about the man we all love to hate: Donald Trump. The dude makes it to easy, it’s almost as if he does it on purpose. If so, he might just be a genius. If not, he’s just a rich buffoon. You all know where I stand on that either or.
As for the other two stories I’m bringing your way, there’s lesbian terrorists who use porn as their main weapon of mass destruction and spiders who give oral up to a hundred times during sex. Once your done being grossed out by Trump, at least you have something to look forward to.
- From playboy to president? Trump’s past crude sex talk collides with his White House bid. (The Washington Post)
Over 15 years, radio shock jock Howard Stern and his buddy Donald Trump periodically carried on like towel-snapping “bros” in a locker room, rating women’s tops and bottoms, debating whether oral sex is “important,” and egging each other on about whether they would like to go to bed with famous women from Cindy Crawford to Diane Sawyer.
“You could’ve gotten her, right?” Stern asked Trump on-air shortly after Princess Diana’s death in 1997. “You could’ve nailed her.”
“I think I could have,” Trump said.
There’s not enough ewwwww in the entire world to express how much I am disgusted by Trump. Usually, I’d be defending his shady past, because having a sexual history shouldn’t have any bearing on whether you are fit to be an elected official or not, but like I said ewwwwww.
The lesbian intifada is coming, and the man—yes, man—getting it all on film is Bruce LaBruce. The radical queer filmmaker, artist, and writer has just finished shooting his tenth feature, The Misandrists, which follows what its synopsis describes as a “secret cell of feminist terrorists that is plotting to liberate women, overthrow the patriarchy, and usher in a new female world order.” Crucial to this revolution is the use of lesbian porn as propaganda.
Sounds hella promising.
- The Madagascan Darwin bark spider gives oral up to 100 times during sex with female mate (News.com.au)
It’s not often we think of spiders as superior to humans, but one particular species puts us males to shame.
The Madagascan Darwin’s bark spider is not only known for its extreme web sizes and producing the world’s toughest biomaterial, but it is a total stud in the bedroom.
A new study entitled ‘spider behaviours include oral sexual encounters’ discovered the species has a “rich sexual repertoire” and is keen to engage in marathon cunnilingus sessions with its female counterparts.
Sexy.
P.S. If you want to give yourself nightmares you should google image search “spider eyes.” *Shudder*
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