Monday, October 31, 2016
Charli XCX Is A Devil In A See-Through Dress For Halloween
Strawberry Cream Filled Pussy Cakes?
A little sexual suggestion can go a long way in advertising, and a lot of it can make your snake cake look like a bunch vaginas stuck together. This is the over-the-top mentality used by Japan’s biggest convenience store chain, Family Mart.
To help celebrate the blooming of the cherry blossoms, the store collaborated with a well-known virtual entertainer to release “Sakura no Ame” or “Cherry Blossom Rain,” a strawberry cream filled pastry based on a popular song. Apparently this song is about five disembodied vaginas and blushing anime girls.
The snake cake looks surprisingly like a series of folded pastries with pink and white cream in the middle. The resulting product looks so much like a vagina that we can’t help but assume it was intentional. People around various Japanese social media networks instantly recognized the likeness and called the product obscene and highly graphic. Other speculated that the snack was a prank and predicted it being banned.
“The snake cake looks surprisingly like a series of folded pastries with pink and white cream in the middle. The resulting product looks so much like a vagina that we can’t help but assume it was intentional. People around various Japanese social media networks instantly recognized the likeness and called the product obscene and highly graphic. Other speculated that the snack was a prank and predicted it being banned.”
Regardless of any intentional eroticism, the cake does look pretty good and now it’s probably the single most well-known Japanese pastry on the internet. If the product is pulled from the shelves of Family Mart, I’m sure store owners will have no problems selling the cream filled pussy cakes to people willing to import the finest in erotic pastries.
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Pornhub Insights: Halloween Porn And Spooky Sexy Searches
Halloween is a heavily sexualized holiday. Costumes have become little more than overpriced lingerie and sexual innuendo is as much of a decoration as carved pumpkins and plastic spiders. For consenting adults the festivities now include heavy drinking, partying, and pushing your boundaries as far into hookup culture as they can possibly go.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Cutting loose and having fun is an integral part of maintaining one’s mental health and leading a happy life. However having realistic expectations for how the evening is also important. If your current financial situation, physical health, or other personal circumstance causes you to spend the night alone in a size-too-small Superman shirt eating all of the tiny candies, then you can probably expect a somewhat less sexy Hallowed ween.
Luckily there’s always Pornhub to help redirect your latent sexual energies into something positive. According to a recent report by Pornhub Insights, searches for Halloween themed porn increase by as much as 490% leading up to October 31. Spooky!
As evident by data taken from last year, searches for porn related to costumes, superheroes and other holiday appropriate fetishes increased dramatically during the days before and after Halloween. When you consider the details of this accomplishment it’s fairly impressive. While on any given day on the internet there’s somebody, somewhere, trying to masturbate to a woman dressed like Thundar the Barbarian, such fetishes are not exactly Pornhub’s bread and butter.
For there to be such a drastic increase in searches for such a niche genre of porn means some serious Halloween magic is afoot- but what exactly are people looking for?
With all the sexy costumes advertised in magazines and TV in the time leading up to October 31, it stands to reason that people looking for a release on Pornhub would go right for the money shot. Costume fantasy, sexy Halloween, and Halloween orgies shoot right to the top while “fucking a pumpkin” also makes a respectable showing. Hmm!
For a more detailed look at how people spent their Halloween masturbating, head over and read the full write up at Pornhub Insights.
Image: Zoey Monroe in Trick And Treat by Brazzers
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Sunday, October 30, 2016
Masturbation Roll
Sex News: Male Birth Control, Sex Bots, & Fairtrade Porn
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‘Almost instant’ male birth-control pill — or even nasal spray — is in the works, British scientists say (National Post)
Scientists have made a breakthrough that could be key to developing a male contraceptive pill.
The discovery uses a peptide that changes the way human cells work, “switching off” sperm’s ability to swim, to render men temporarily infertile.
Scientists hailed the results as “startling — and almost instant.”
It raises the prospect of a fast-acting pill or a nasal spray that a man could take hours or even minutes before sex.
Awesome. Sort of. The pill, as we know it, has really batshit crazy side effects for some people. When I took it, it really screwed with my moods. Plus, it can kill you. BRAIN CLOTS, always fun. If this new discovery really works, I hope it doesn’t also have a ton of drawbacks.
Everyone should just get their tubes tied and/or snipped.
- ‘Sex bots’ conference banned in Asia, moves to London (New York Post)
Malaysia blew a fuse over a conference on robot sex– so the show is moving to London.
The two-day December symposium on “sex bots” is set for east London’s Goldsmiths University after the second annual event was banned in Asia, it was reported Saturday.
The International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots will tackle subjects such as the use of “teledildonics,” or cyber sex toys, to human like robots that can achieve orgasm.
“I think robots could become our lovers in the future,” Goldsmith’s Kate Devlin told the Daily Star of Britain. “Does love have to be reciprocated to be valid?”
Wait, what? There are robots that can have orgasms? That’s just… that’s… just. Wow.
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Will Swedes soon be looking for fairtrade porn? (The Local)
That’s the mentality that Swedish health minister Gabriel Wikström revealed he is championing in an interview with Nyheter24 ahead of a government survey among Swedes on sexual behaviour and attitudes.
While a formal fairtrade label for pornography is not being proposed, a more general effort to try to keep a fairtrade perspective in mind is desirable, the minister explained in a statement provided to The Local.
“We won’t regulate this from the state: I think that’s the wrong road to go down. It would also be difficult to create any kind of labelling for porn,” he said.
“However I think one should try to take a fairtrade perspective on it, for example, in which way has it been produced, and is there consent? Then you can move forward in minimizing porn that is misogynistic and produced under bad conditions. It’s good that this question is being talked about and it comes to light.”
Swedes are cool.
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Saturday, October 29, 2016
Doing It On Film…For Educational Purposes
When you’re a college student who is struggling to pay tuition, rent and the rest of your bills. When opportunities come around to make a bit of extra cash, you’ve got to jump on them.
Coventry University in the U.K. is willing to pay a bit of cash to couples between the ages of 18 and 25 to bang and be taped. The sex would be for educational purposes so that they can spread the word that condoms are sexy and useful in reducing the spread of STDs.
Some people are up in arms because they like to pretend that sex doesn’t happen. Even worse, they like to think that people don’t need to see condoms on dicks. I think this campaign is genius. People need to see real couples having sex with condoms. The more it’s out there, the more people will realize that it’s important.
Porno is fantasy and I understand why people get into an uproar about the lack of condoms in adult films…but real life is real life. My sex life is not like a porno movie (anymore, at least) and I’m grateful for that.
Safer sex is totally where it’s at Peepz.
I’ll preach it for the rest of my life.
Porn is what we watch for inspiration but when it comes to in person sexy time, I’m a no glove, no love type of lady.
Condoms are sexy…safer sex is hot…and STDs are avoidable if you take the time to use precautions and educate yourself.
What do you Peepz think? Would you be into watching a safer sex advertisement that involved a real couple having sex? Do you think that the University is making a mistake by filming it?
Let me know in the comments!!
Source: Telegraph
Image: Kayla Synz in Sex Education in Depth
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Fap Along With Harlot: Gamer Sex
Sex with distraction can be sexy. Have you ever fucked while you were on the phone and tried to keep down the pleasure sounds? My bad ex from Texas used to love getting his dick sucked while he was playing World of Warcraft. He was a dickhead who had no idea about how to make women cum, but my fascination with video game sex and gamers in general didn’t end there.
You Peepz ready to Fap Along with me? Let’s party.
When her boyfriend can’t beat the last level of the game, Amber Ivy takes control and shows him how it’s done. Even with his dick plowing away at her box, she levels up and wins.
Gaming in your undies is fucking sexy, especially when you’re a smoking hot Latina rolling around in a skimpy thong. Her clit gets rock solid while she’s on her back getting penetrated, but it’s even hotter to watch her ass move up and down while she’s riding his cock.
Huge boobs (as in MASSIVE titties) are a fantastic distraction from gaming. A fancy neon bra will help a bit too, but this BBW is right on point when it comes to getting the job done.
Video game controller dildo? Yes please!! Cherie DeVille is a pornstar after my own heart. I love a crazy insertion with a fun and kinky object. Watching her lick her pussy juices off the handle totally put my own cunt over the edge.
This last clip is a Gonzo style peek at what it would look like to fuck Cameron Dee after she was done playing her games. She really grinds her snatch into her fuck buddy’s massive dick until he’s begging for her to let up.
That’s it for this week Peepz. Have you ever fucked while gaming? Tell me all the dirty details in the comments below!
Image: Jayden Lee in Hardcore Gamer Chick by Brazzers
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Friday, October 28, 2016
Punctuation As Weapon: The Undermining ‘Air-Quote’
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Leah Gotti (March 2016)
Leah Gotti has amazing eyes. She knows how to use them too. I don’t understand why some eyes are more expressive then others. Is it their color? Is it the person’s intelligence and wit that sparks through? I’m not sure, I just know that when I stare at a picture like number 3 and number 6 in the photo gallery, I feel like Leah is reaching into my soul to pull at my insides.
Wow. I mean, Wow!
Although, that sensation of warmth spreading through my insides might have more to do with Leah’s curves. She has a nice toned bod with spectacular perky tits. The gentle slope of her stomach in that Blacked picture is doing all sorts of things to me. Damn.
As for the featured photoshot in this post, it was shot by Tammy Sands for Penthouse Magazine‘s March 2016 issue. Yeah, yeah, it’s only seven months old, but in Internet years that’s practically ancient, which qualifies this shoot for a throw back.
I like it. Showers always make good backdrops (although, I personally would have gone with a different shower.. that weird textured wall is doing nothing for me), the eye makeup is a little heavy (Leah’s eye really don’t need much help to shine), and that flipped hairstyle in the first picture belongs in another decade, but the gold one piece bathing suit and Leah’s superb modelling skills make up for everything else.
Ha! I know that was actually a long list of criticism for a photoshoot I like, but that’s just the kind of mood I’m in today. Leah is perfect, everything else is “meh.”
What’s your all time favorite skin mag photoshoot? Any new nude models that you Peepz are crushing on? Is a seven month old photoshoot old enough to qualify for a throw back Thursday?*
*Whatever. I do what I want.
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Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Sex News: 5 Solo Sex Hacks, No Sex Before Sports Myth Debunked, & Hickeys Are Deadly
Thinking about “hacking” your orgasm sounds a little technical and pretty unsexy, but there are things you can do to prepare yourself beforehand and in the heat of the moment that will ensure a smooth landing. The most important thing about achieving an orgasm is not thinking about the orgasm. I know, it sounds counterintuitive. But if you’re too focused on the absolute need to get off and see stars, you’re essentially psyching yourself out. Turning it into some game that you have to win takes all the fun of out of it. So first things first: slow the fuck down and go easy on yourself.
1. Get in the right headspace. Check. 2. Stop switching positions so much. Check. 3. Use toys and vibrators. CHECK. 4. Watch each other get off. Check. Hehe. 5. Don’t be a one trick pony. Check. (Plz don’t hurt ponies.)
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‘No Sex Before Sports’ Superstition Debunked: Sexual Activity Can Actually Boost Performance, Scientists Say (Medical Daily)
If you’re an athlete, you’ve probably heard sex before a competition saps energy. Several sports elites, like Muhammad Ali, have taken temporary vows of celibacy before a fight to preserve aggression and concentration. Now, researchers at the University of Florence in Italy suggest sex before sports could actually help, not hurt, your athletic performance. […]
After all, sex is not a very demanding exercise. Sex for an hour can burn as many calories as a 30-minute jog. Men and women can burn roughly three to four calories per minute during sex; depending on how long they last. This could be correlated to the energy it takes to walk up two flights of stairs.
It seems athletes are slowly disregarding this myth, as 450,000 condoms were distributed around the athlete’s village this summer at the Rio Olympics.
That a whole lot of condoms. Also, I’m surprised no one has ever come up with an exercise fad that’s all about gettinf laid.
It’s kind of unbelievable. Julio Macias Gonzalez, a 17-year-old boy in Mexico City, started having convulsions at the dinner table after hanging out with his girlfriend. Doctors believe the suction from the hickey resulted in a blood clot and the teenager died shortly afterwards. In a mysterious twist, the girlfriend has now disappeared, and the Gonzalez family is looking for her to blame for their son’s death.
I mean, everything about this is just terrible. This is not the first time someone has died from a “love bite,” which no self-respecting human being should ever call a hickey. A woman had a non-fatal stroke after getting one in 2010 in New Zealand. Docs call it a “rare phenomenon,” but it does happen.
Hickeys are gross. Sort of. Hickeys done on purpose are gross. I love getting my neck sucked and nibbled on, though, and hickeys accidentally happen when there’s a lot of that going on. Oups. It’s been a while since I’ve been with someone who “accidentally” gave me a hickey and I haven’t died of a stroke yet, so I’m counting that in the plus column.
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