Halloween is a heavily sexualized holiday. Costumes have become little more than overpriced lingerie and sexual innuendo is as much of a decoration as carved pumpkins and plastic spiders. For consenting adults the festivities now include heavy drinking, partying, and pushing your boundaries as far into hookup culture as they can possibly go.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Cutting loose and having fun is an integral part of maintaining one’s mental health and leading a happy life. However having realistic expectations for how the evening is also important. If your current financial situation, physical health, or other personal circumstance causes you to spend the night alone in a size-too-small Superman shirt eating all of the tiny candies, then you can probably expect a somewhat less sexy Hallowed ween.
Luckily there’s always Pornhub to help redirect your latent sexual energies into something positive. According to a recent report by Pornhub Insights, searches for Halloween themed porn increase by as much as 490% leading up to October 31. Spooky!
As evident by data taken from last year, searches for porn related to costumes, superheroes and other holiday appropriate fetishes increased dramatically during the days before and after Halloween. When you consider the details of this accomplishment it’s fairly impressive. While on any given day on the internet there’s somebody, somewhere, trying to masturbate to a woman dressed like Thundar the Barbarian, such fetishes are not exactly Pornhub’s bread and butter.
For there to be such a drastic increase in searches for such a niche genre of porn means some serious Halloween magic is afoot- but what exactly are people looking for?
With all the sexy costumes advertised in magazines and TV in the time leading up to October 31, it stands to reason that people looking for a release on Pornhub would go right for the money shot. Costume fantasy, sexy Halloween, and Halloween orgies shoot right to the top while “fucking a pumpkin” also makes a respectable showing. Hmm!
For a more detailed look at how people spent their Halloween masturbating, head over and read the full write up at Pornhub Insights.
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