Monday, October 10, 2016

Sex News: Fired For Watching Porn, Spider Bites Penis, & A Porn Free Pirate Bay

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It’s that time of year again where I’ve got a cold and my brain has become mush. It might have something to do with going for a nice canoe ride and having to exit the boat to go take a s**t in the woods and getting soaking wet in the process. Lake water is kind of freezing in October… just so you know.

An Australian man recently won an unfair dismissal case after being fired for downloading and watching hardcore porn (including videos of himself) on his work-issued laptop. According to Commissioner Ian Cambridge, while the man’s behavior was inappropriate, there was no evidence the company, Smarter Insurance Brokers, had any policy in place to specify how work-issued computers should be used.

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If we started firing all the people who watching porn on their work issued computers… half the world would be out of a job.

A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.

The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five months ago.

Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was bitten on “pretty much the same spot” by the spider.

“I’m the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment,” he told the BBC.

“I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.

“I was like ‘I can’t believe it’s happened again.’ I looked down and I’ve seen a few little legs come from around the rim.”

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Nope, I don’t buy it. This dude obviously has a fetish for sticking his dick in spider nests. IT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION!

“Since TPB is now the biggest torrent site again, I figured there might be people with similar feelings toward adult content that would appreciate a clean version of the bay,” MrClean explains.

TPBClean is a direct proxy of all Pirate Bay torrents, minus those in the porn categories. In addition, the site has a customized look, without any ads.

“Although many TPB users don’t mind tits in their face while searching the top 100, TPBClean users will have a more ‘Safe For Work’ experience,” MrClean notes.

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I don’t generally browse torrents with my granny, especially since they’re both dead, but I can appreciate not wanting to see boobies while you browse for illegally pirated content… oh wait, no I don’t.

Sigh, I miss Kickass Torrents. That’s where I used to get my torrents, but they’ve been shut down with no sign of an eminent resurrection.

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