I swear sometimes that it would be a million times easier to find stories to write about if I lived in Florida and had access to their local news stations. Florida, thou art my perverse (don’t-try-this-sexual-stuff-at-home-because-you’ll-get-hurt) muse.
A 52-year-old gentleman named Frank Canfield went on a five day meth bender and things (specifically his penis) got out of hand. He was taken to the hospital after one of his neighbors found him laying on the ground of his own property covered in blood, which was coming out of his groin area.
A few days earlier, Canfield and a younger female house guest had been getting high and hanging out. For some reason, he decided it would be a good idea to cut off his dick in front of the woman. She screamed for him to stop, but he was so numb that he wasn’t even phased by her requests. After he had is severed cock in his hand, he ran into his back yard and jumped over the fence.
The police searched around the property for quite awhile but they weren’t able to figure out what happened until they reviewed some closed circuit television footage. Canfield seems to see an alligator near a canal and he throws, what the authorities believe to be, his Johnson.
I’m at a loss for words, Peepz. His dick is gone, never to return to it’s home.
Drugs like meth are bad news for everyone.
Alligators wants your dick in their mouths just about as much as my girlfriend does.
If you or someone you care about is struggling with addiction, you can Click Here for a list of links for help and guidance.
Source: Boston Leader
Image: Dylan Ryder in Laid in the Everglades by Brazzers
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