I like sausages. I also like penises though primarily my own. Seasoned ground meat with a high fat content and a perfect blend of spices is the culinary world’s gift to humanity, while my penis is like a lifelong best friend that drives many of my life choices. However unlike the dependable presence of tubes filled with minced meat- my penis and the glands connected to it will one day fail me.
Much like the under-researched and neglected ailments associated with female health issues, men also face gender specific health problems that many people are unaware of.
Low testosterone is a natural part of the aging process that can occur early and harshly in some men. This sudden drop of the male sex hormone can result in severe depression, sexual dysfunction, and a loss of muscle mass. Yikes!
If only there was a way sausage, the other love of my life, could help remedy this problem… Oh there’s a sausage with natural Viagra in it designed to help men? Neat!
SOS Viagra Sausages are the invention of Matt O’Connor, who believes his erection-inducing sausages can help raise awareness about the physical and mental health problems men face due to low testosterone.
The sausages are pork based that, in addition to other spices, include Ginseng, L’Arginine, and Horny Goat Weed. These herbs aren’t added to enhance the product’s flavor, but rather to enhance blood flow to the penis. All these extra ingredients are considered to be natural remedies for erectile dysfunction.
Personally I’m what many would call an unbeliever of alternative and natural remedies for things science has already knocked out of the ballpark. While I’m aware studies exist that verify certain herbs and plant based concoctions may improve one’s health, I’m also aware the vast majority of them are overpriced snake oil that are completely unregulated.
That being said, nobody is claiming to sell magic boner sausages.
SOS Viagra Sausages are produced by a British butcher based in London and are a part of O’Connor’s campaign to raise awareness of what he calls a “public health emergency facing men.” The product, which may or may not have medicinal properties, are primarily designed to both taste good and make people aware of the effects of low testosterone.
Whether you believe that’s true or just a gimmick someone came up with to sell sausages depends entirely on how cynical you are.
Image: Christie Stevens in Huge Helping of Sausage by Brazzers
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