Thinking about “hacking” your orgasm sounds a little technical and pretty unsexy, but there are things you can do to prepare yourself beforehand and in the heat of the moment that will ensure a smooth landing. The most important thing about achieving an orgasm is not thinking about the orgasm. I know, it sounds counterintuitive. But if you’re too focused on the absolute need to get off and see stars, you’re essentially psyching yourself out. Turning it into some game that you have to win takes all the fun of out of it. So first things first: slow the fuck down and go easy on yourself.
1. Get in the right headspace. Check. 2. Stop switching positions so much. Check. 3. Use toys and vibrators. CHECK. 4. Watch each other get off. Check. Hehe. 5. Don’t be a one trick pony. Check. (Plz don’t hurt ponies.)
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‘No Sex Before Sports’ Superstition Debunked: Sexual Activity Can Actually Boost Performance, Scientists Say (Medical Daily)
If you’re an athlete, you’ve probably heard sex before a competition saps energy. Several sports elites, like Muhammad Ali, have taken temporary vows of celibacy before a fight to preserve aggression and concentration. Now, researchers at the University of Florence in Italy suggest sex before sports could actually help, not hurt, your athletic performance. […]
After all, sex is not a very demanding exercise. Sex for an hour can burn as many calories as a 30-minute jog. Men and women can burn roughly three to four calories per minute during sex; depending on how long they last. This could be correlated to the energy it takes to walk up two flights of stairs.
It seems athletes are slowly disregarding this myth, as 450,000 condoms were distributed around the athlete’s village this summer at the Rio Olympics.
That a whole lot of condoms. Also, I’m surprised no one has ever come up with an exercise fad that’s all about gettinf laid.
It’s kind of unbelievable. Julio Macias Gonzalez, a 17-year-old boy in Mexico City, started having convulsions at the dinner table after hanging out with his girlfriend. Doctors believe the suction from the hickey resulted in a blood clot and the teenager died shortly afterwards. In a mysterious twist, the girlfriend has now disappeared, and the Gonzalez family is looking for her to blame for their son’s death.
I mean, everything about this is just terrible. This is not the first time someone has died from a “love bite,” which no self-respecting human being should ever call a hickey. A woman had a non-fatal stroke after getting one in 2010 in New Zealand. Docs call it a “rare phenomenon,” but it does happen.
Hickeys are gross. Sort of. Hickeys done on purpose are gross. I love getting my neck sucked and nibbled on, though, and hickeys accidentally happen when there’s a lot of that going on. Oups. It’s been a while since I’ve been with someone who “accidentally” gave me a hickey and I haven’t died of a stroke yet, so I’m counting that in the plus column.
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