Monday, July 31, 2017
Monday Morning Before Jerk: Have You Met Sarah Banks?
This summary is not available. Please
click here to view the post.
Sunday, July 30, 2017
Fap Along With Harlot: Tatas and Tan Lines
Sometimes I feel like I talk too much about the fact that it’s summertime in Jersey. Today, the sun was shining and it was entirely too hot, so my wife and I decided to head over to the pool. There was an older MILF laying out with skin so bronze she must have been tanning with butter. She pulled the straps of her bikini off her shoulders at one point, revealing brings white tan lines that were hypnotizing.
All that got me thinking about how sexy porno clips starring babes with tanlines are. It’s like they’re naked and wearing clothes at the same time. Super hot.
Are you Peepz ready to get it on with me? I’ve been waiting all day for this and I don’t know if I can wait any more.
Let’s fap!
Reality Kings loves filming ladies who look like the girl next door. This brunette hottie is tattooed and pierced, but it’s her sexy ass that is driving me to diddle my clit. Seeing her ride a dick will make you explode…but try to hold your cumshot till you get to the end of this post.
Dani Jensen teases and taunts the camera all by her lonesome. Her bikini is small to begin with, but it doesn’t take long before she’s stripped down to nothing except for her pale blue heels.
Once you peel off Satou Haruki’s white satin panties, she’s all about pleasing. Her moaning is loud and intense throughout the entire clip. When she’s getting pounded, you really know she’s cock drunk.
Mika Tan was the perfect pornstar to feature in this list. Her tongue work is fantastic and her pussy is always ready for insertion. Watch her blowjob game in this orgy clip. It’s seriously on point.
Sometimes getting tan lines is just as much fun as showing them off. There are tons of hotties in this vid. They all line up next to the crystal clear pool water for their turn on the long, hard disco stick of some lucky anonymous stud. P.S. I hate when guys in porno don’t have their names credited.
That’s it for this week, Peepz. I hope that you’re enjoying the outdoors, regardless of the season you happen to be in. Make sure you save some spunk for me next week!
Image: Lily Love in Teen Mom School Slut by Brazzers
from Peeperz http://ift.tt/2vcbesk
via IFTTT
Saturday, July 29, 2017
Unpopular Opinion: Sex on the Beach is a Bad Idea All Around
When romance strikes, sometimes it’s hard to keep your dick in your pants. As a lifelong fan of public sex, I totally get it. There have been times where I’ve had to sneak away from the dinner table to get it on in the bathroom with my date (or by myself, if I’m being honest). Even uber sluts like myself have their limits though.
My hardest limit happens to be no sex on the beach.
It’s terrible.
Sandy vulvas aren’t fun for anyone, especially the person who owns the vulva. I think it’s happened to me three times and that’s just about enough for this lifetime.
My go to fix for this is sex in water, which is my obviously my favorite thing to do.
Before we get to the actual point of this whole post, here’s a clip of Tysen Rice longboarding in the sunshine and getting fucked in the sand. She’s hot, so is the weather but then the sand shows up and makes me realize that this is all fantasy. Again, don’t try this at home.
A British couple vacationing in Thailand didn’t keep a lookout when the mood hit them. They went into the ocean and started doing the dirty. People on the beach didn’t take kindly to the live sex show and called the cops.
By the time the cops arrived, the man had disengaged his peen, but hadn’t put his bathing suit back on. The woman tried to swim away, but didn’t get too far.
Here’s a video of what went down when the cops got there. Have I mentioned how much I hate censored videos? No? Well I hate them a lot #ShowMeThePenis
The couple was arrested and charged with public indecency and were fined for their indiscretion. The only reason why they didn’t get charged with having sex in public was because no one had filmed them while they were in the ocean. That’s a little too close for comfort, methinks.
Are you Peepz into sex in the sand? Let me know all the dirty details in the comments! Bonus points for steamy stories.
Source: The Mirror
Image: Charisma Cappelli in Big Boobed Beach by Brazzers
from Peeperz http://ift.tt/2vhBRwQ
via IFTTT
Friday, July 28, 2017
Porn, Net Neutrality, Conspiracy Theories And Satan
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.
As someone who writes about porn a lot, it should come as no surprise I’m also someone who reads a lot of what other people write about porn, as well.
Especially when reading anti-porn screeds, this porn-reading habit of mine can be a dizzying, tiresome experience, filled with wacky twists and turns, as I follow some of the most freaked-out people on earth down some very strange rabbit holes.
At a time when net neutrality is on everybody’s mind, it makes sense porn companies would be among those speaking out about the need to maintain net neutrality. Of course, this also means there will be people who are quick to shame the entire pro-net neutrality crowd by lambasting them for the pornographic company they keep.
And then there’s Jack Posobiec – yes that Jack Posobiec, of Pizzagate and disrupting “Julius Caesar” fame – who took this whole shaming-by-proximity thing to a whole new (and very low) level.
A Flyer, A Fool And A Lame, Nonsensical Explanation
In his latest dumb stunt, Posobiec distributed misleading flyers at a “Net Neutrality Day of Action” event near the offices of the U.S. Senate. The flyers, which reportedly included a claim they’d been written at the behest of the organizers of the Women’s March and the pro-net neutrality group Fight for the Future, thanked Democratic Senators for “protecting our quality violent porn content” and “ritual Satanic porn videos.”
Posobiec also reportedly followed Senators leaving the Senate building asking them “Why do you support this rally of Satanic porn?”
I’m sure in Posobiec’s mind, this was some very clever shit. In the minds of everyone else, though, it was just pathetically transparent trolling and a miserable waste of time.
“It was obviously fake,” said Brian Tashman, an ACLU researcher who spotted Posobiec handing out the flyers. “The people I spoke to, they all knew.”
Gee, you mean the folks at the rally could see through a brilliant ruse in which the Women’s March was purporting to thank Senators for their support of violent and Satanic porn? I’m stunned.
When called on his stunt, Posobiec spouted a bit of nonsense doublespeak which I’m sure he thought was just as clever as the flyer itself.
“I never once claimed anyone else made the flyers,” Posobiec told the Daily Beast. “No dirty tricks here. I in no way attempted to say that these flyers were made by anyone but myself.”
Riiight – he just put the headers from Fight for the Future and the Women’s March at the top because he liked their design aesthetic, I’m sure.
‘Raising Awareness,’ One Lame-Brained Stunt At A Time
Describing the flyers as “tongue-in-cheek,” Posobiec said the flyers were simply an attempt to “let the gathered media aware of the fact that Fight for The Future is standing with PornHub and Red Tube today.”
In his next breath, though, Posobiec described an intent which sounds less tongue-in-cheek than head-up-ass.
“I also intended to raise awareness about the existence of this appalling material on these websites, such as videos of US Border
Agents raping illegal Mexican immigrant women, as well as Satanic porn and snuff videos,” Posobiec claimed.
No shit? Were these Satanic Border Patrol snuff videos filmed in the basement of a pizza joint, by any chance?
Here’s an idea for Jack’s next attention-getting, oh-so-educational stunt: Raise awareness of how much it sucks to get punched in the brain by Stipe Miocic. Hell, if he were to do that, the Woman’s March might even endorse the flyer for real!
There’s Another Kind Of Porn?
If there’s one thing that confounds me about Posobiec’s flyer (on top of its utter pointlessness, I mean) it’s the fact he singled out only a certain manner of ritualistic porn as being “Satanic.” I mean, if I remember my Aleteia-published porn-sermons correctly, all porn is Satanic – or is loved by Satan, at any rate.
“Using pornography churns a vortex of sin that Satan uses to drag whole groups of people — performers, programmers, sellers, and unsuspecting bystanders — down to his lair,” explains Tom Hoopes in the post linked above.
Wait, that’s why it’s so fucking hot outside my house right now? And here I thought it was just because I live in Arizona. I guess my husband was right; this state really is Hell!
Calico Rudasil is a Sssh.com (@ssshforwomen) columnist and Sssh will be on Peeperz for fun times again in the near future, meanwhile why not check us out:
from Peeperz http://ift.tt/2w6xIZ1
via IFTTT
Thursday, July 27, 2017
Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Zana (2006)
I just had a live earwig in my mouth. How did this happen, Lola, you find yourself asking?! No, I was not trying out some new age cuisine. Nope, I was not so desperate for food that I decided foraging for grubs was a good idea. I was simply sipping through a straw.
I like drinking through a straw, okay. It makes everything taste better, but since I care about the environment and all that crap I bought myself a metal straw that can be washed and reused. I never thought to look through the hollow tube to make sure it was empty, but I should have because that first pull of smoothie was kind of chunky.
To my dismay, when I pursed my lips and spit the chunk into my hand it was not a piece of unblended kale as I had surmised, but rather a life earwig. Yes, the damn thing was still alive. Covered in green smoothie gunk, but still alive. It even survived being thrown across the room.
I searched for ten minutes, but I was able to find and kill the offending earwig. It was definitely the same bug; he still had some green smoothie on his pincers. I will be having nightmares about this for the rest of my life. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to use another straw.
There’s no coming back from this, even Zana’s magnificent boobs can’t soothe what ails me.
P.S. Doesn’t it look like the last four pics of this shoot were taken in a different decade than the rest of the pics? I don’t know what’s happening. I can’t think beyond the earwig. Although, I guess in this case it was a mouthwig.
P.P.S. I just stole that joke from someone.
Click on images below for larger versions:
Via scanof.net – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd
from Peeperz http://ift.tt/2v1oD72
via IFTTT
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
Hump Day, GIF Day: Lela Star Gets You Through The Week
This summary is not available. Please
click here to view the post.
Monday, July 24, 2017
Sex News: The ACLU Saved The Internet, Sex Toy Rebranding, & Glitch Porn Is The New Frontier
Did any of you see the new Blade Runner trailer? Yay or nay?
In the mid-1990s, as average American households were increasingly getting online, a “Great Internet Sex Panic” threatened to severely restrict the most significant communications medium of our time.
The Communications Decency Act was introduced in Congress in 1995 to address the fabricated threat that pornography was taking over the web and imperiling our children. “The information superhighway should not become a red light district,” declared Sen. James Exon (D-Neb.), the bill’s sponsor. His solution was to criminalize the dissemination of “obscene or indecent” online content if it could be viewed by minors — essentially, applying the same standards to the internet as those imposed on broadcast television. The bill passed both chambers and was signed into law by Bill Clinton in February 1996.
Damn, imagine if that bill had stayed on the books! The internet would such a different place.
“The cause” being to cast sex toys in a less skeevy light. Or, as SFW‘s writer Leah Dworkin more eloquently puts it in their mission statement:
Sex-toy imagery is often suggestive, triggering, and discriminatory, not to mention, advertisements for sexual products can easily make certain viewers feel uncomfortable, unwelcome, judged or excluded. Even though this is how the sex-toy industry has marketed itself in the past, we thought it was time for a change. We not only felt a real responsibility but saw an exciting opportunity to create a new breed of visual imagery within the sex-toy marketplace that was progressive, inclusive, positive, socially conscious and approachable–to all sorts of human beings.
SFW isn’t necessarily an ad for Doc Johnson–Josepher and Untracht-Oakner just saw an opportunity rebrand sex toys in general by casting them in Memphis-style backgrounds (think the Saved by the Bell intro montage) with, most importantly, no bodies attached.
I personally like my sex toys when they’re, you know, sex toys. No rebranding needed. Well, okay, maybe a little rebranding needed depending on the company.
I click on a Reddit post and squint as the link loads. The silhouette of a woman appears, in grainy black and white. Just as the camera pans over her bare breasts, the gif glitches and replays from the beginning.
At first I think something’s wrong with my laptop, but then I realize I’ve just found an example of glitch porn, a type of erotica that combines internet art borrowed from genres like vaporwave with hardcore porn. It’s a subsection of glitch art, which is itself a distinct category.
The final compositions feel both nostalgic and from the future at the same time. You might be viewing an old, corrupted VHS porno from the 90s, or some sort of sexual alien transmission.
People never stop trying to find new ways to do porn. This kinda reminds me of scrambled cable porn.
Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd
from Peeperz http://ift.tt/2vBZBZP
via IFTTT
Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Marsha May?
Marsha May is only 4 feet and 11 fucking inches tall. THAT IS SHORT! I didn’t even know they made people that short. There must be something in the air in Miami, Florida, that makes short women really horny and revved up for a career in porn. They. Are. Everywhere.
This tiny bottled blonde bombshell used to date some guy who would always tell her she would make a great pornstar. Marsha didn’t think he was serious, but when he cheated on her she thought the best way to get over him was to do porn. So thanks for cheating on her dude, I guess.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha May kind of looks like Marsha Brady. Hence the name. The fact that is rhymes (kinda) with Sasha Grey is just a bonus. I wonder how many pornstars have fashioned their porn names after Sasha Grey? I know there are quite a few Greys out there. Just off the top of my head, there’s Karlee Grey, Keisha Grey, Alex Grey and Emily Grey.
Makes sense I suppose, Sasha Grey is the most famous pornstar of the last couple decades. I can understand why Peepz would want to emulate her, but if I was a pornstar I wouldn’t want my name to be easily confused with another performer’s name. I want clarity in my porn, OKAY! Okay.
At least Marsha May didn’t call herself Marsha Grey. That would have been too much Grey.
Click on images below for larger versions:
Check out this video of Marsha May courtesy of Pornhub:
Via pornhub.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd
from Peeperz http://ift.tt/2utbYXV
via IFTTT
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)