Woman Offers To Trade Blow Job For $25 And Chicken Nuggets

One of the earliest hallmarks of civilization is the bartering system. Trading goods and services with other people allowed individuals to survive comfortably with only a single specialty. These early transactions were a precursor to modern economies and the greed for wealth that has driven every great achievement in human existence.

In some parts of the world the humble barter system is still used to this very day. For example, a 22-year-old woman from Florida attempted to barter her way into a meal by exchanging sex for chicken nuggets. That seems fair.

The exchange of services rendered for a meal is about as simplistic and pure as one can get. Unfortunately, when Alex Direeno attempted to swap a blow job for some nugs, she did her negotiating with an undercover detective. Womp womp.

According to police records, the detective was approached by a woman who offered oral sex for money. After arguing back and forth about the price they finally settled on $25 and an order of chicken nuggets. Hopefully she was also going to get sweet and sour sauce because it’s literally the best one.

Surprisingly this isn’t the first time we’ve heard about someone attempting to trade fast food for sexual favors.

A few years ago we read about a woman from Los Angeles who was arrested after allegedly entering customers’ cars in a McDonalds drive-through and offering them sex if they bought her chicken nuggets. We mused that the going rate of nuggets at the time was 20 for five dollars, which is a little on the cheap side.

At least this recent suspect negotiated an extra 25 dollars. That’s like 100 more nuggets!

While it’s easy to sit on our high horses and criticize this woman, I think it’s also worth noting that we live in a society that punishes people for trying to survive. Someone sucking dicks for a handful of change and a 10 piece is either doing it because they really, really like chicken or they have no other way to feed themselves. What strange times we live in.

Now if you excuse me, I’m going to drive to the nearest McDonalds and suggestively open a box of nuggets in the parking lot to see if I can get lucky.

Via usnews.com

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