This video has been around for a few years now, but it’s been making the rounds again lately. I guess people just can’t get enough of John Stamos. I mean, he really is one of the most handsome men you can think of off the top of your head. I can’t believe Rebecca Romijn ever left him for Jerry O’Connell.
John Stamos, with the help of Bob Saget, will teach you the patented Stamos Snugglefest. You’ll learn classic moves like:
- The Stamos Soother: “She lies next to you, her head resting on your chest. Not only will she feel protected, the pitter-patter of your heart will reassure her that you’re still alive.”
- The Stamos Scalper: “Run your fingers through her raven hair. Don’t be afraid to use your fingernails – a good Stamos Scalper will leave her relaxed and tingling.”
- The Stamos Spoonful: “It’s a gentle way to show your lady what she has to look forward to later.”
- The Stamos Swaddler: “Nothing brings you closer to your lady, and if you sleep with your eyes open the Stamos Way, you get to stare at her all night.”
- The Stamos S-Touching Her With Your Fingers: “You’re like a cartographer of the flesh: your exploring fingers are Lewis and that other guy mapping the peaks and valleys of her body’s soft terrain, traversing her every womanly crevasse and claiming it for your own.”
All of these moves will ensure that your lady will Stamos Cozy (pronounced stay most cozy).
The one thing I’ve learned from all this is that the word crevasse is underused when it comes to describing a woman’s dips and curves. Crevasse, such an inherently sexy word. I can’t get enough of crevasse. Crevasse and watching John Stamos cuddle with Bob Saget are my new favorite things in this world.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
P.S. The only thing I don’t like is the fact that John Stamos gets all freak out at the end when he realized he’s cuddling with Bob Saget, because no homo. Sigh.
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