Marsha May is only 4 feet and 11 fucking inches tall. THAT IS SHORT! I didn’t even know they made people that short. There must be something in the air in Miami, Florida, that makes short women really horny and revved up for a career in porn. They. Are. Everywhere.
This tiny bottled blonde bombshell used to date some guy who would always tell her she would make a great pornstar. Marsha didn’t think he was serious, but when he cheated on her she thought the best way to get over him was to do porn. So thanks for cheating on her dude, I guess.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha May kind of looks like Marsha Brady. Hence the name. The fact that is rhymes (kinda) with Sasha Grey is just a bonus. I wonder how many pornstars have fashioned their porn names after Sasha Grey? I know there are quite a few Greys out there. Just off the top of my head, there’s Karlee Grey, Keisha Grey, Alex Grey and Emily Grey.
Makes sense I suppose, Sasha Grey is the most famous pornstar of the last couple decades. I can understand why Peepz would want to emulate her, but if I was a pornstar I wouldn’t want my name to be easily confused with another performer’s name. I want clarity in my porn, OKAY! Okay.
At least Marsha May didn’t call herself Marsha Grey. That would have been too much Grey.
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