Dick Shooting in the Meat Department

My wife told me not to write this post because it would be controversial. I am obviously not heading her advice…so I will say before I continue on with this post that the opinions contained herein are my own. If you want to duel keyboards with me, feel free to do it on twitter because that’s where I hang out most of the time.

Back in November, a man shot himself in the dick while he was buying some meat in Walmart. Do you see now why I couldn’t stop myself from writing about this? The man was waiting for some meat and the loaded gun that he had kept holstered in his sweatpants slipped. He repositioned it so that it wouldn’t fall to the ground and when he did, it fired and he took a bullet to the cock.

I mean, that’s one way to fuck your life up real quick.

Everyone cleared out the Walmart and when the police showed up, they found the man alone on the ground bleeding. They took him to the hospital where he was treated for the wound in his peen and he was released after treatment. Police are saying that the shooting was accidental (I mean, duh? Who purposely shoots themselves in the most sensitive part of their body?) but they did file a report of unlawful discharge of a firearm.

Now for the controversial part…I have some questions.

Why are you carrying a loaded gun in your sweatpants? I’m confused as to how that’s safe in any circumstances, forget about the fact that you’re in public and surrounded by people. Is getting some bologna and swiss for tomorrow’s lunch a dangerous activity in Arizona? There are definitely some sketchy Walmarts in Jersey, but I don’t think I’ve ever felt threatened enough to wish that I had tucked a semi-automatic weapon into my pants.

I’m absolutely down for discussion about this…I get that people who watch porno are on either side of the gun regulation fence. I don’t expect everyone to be as anti-gun as I am or as pro-gun as my wife is. When it comes to your naughty bits though? Don’t you always want to play it safe and keep your junk out of the line of fire?

Here’s a Bang Bros clip of two ladies fucking in public, which has nothing to do with guns or meat but is sexy none the less.

Source: AZ Central

Image: Sneaky Slut Bags the Scoundrel

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